Author Topic: Evilbore Confessional: Confess. (Read 19208 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #60 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:30:07 AM »

I could make a sexy House gif for you Catz.

Catz · « **Reply #61 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:30:42 AM »

Yes please

Prost · « **Reply #62 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:30:52 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:30:07 AM

I could make a sexy House gif for you Catz.

Oooooh, I want one too!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #63 on:** October 27, 2006, 02:33:07 AM »

Well, this one will take a bit longer, as I have to rip it off a DVD...and search for sexy House too.

Oh shit you gotta be kidding me with the letterbox DVD, I didn't realize that shit until now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #64 on:** October 27, 2006, 09:51:43 AM »

I've never seen an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and haven't been to the movies in years.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #65 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:00:28 AM »

The only TV show I watch is America's Next Top Model. But I still throw my opinions around on other tv shows I don't watch.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #66 on:** October 27, 2006, 11:01:47 AM »

That's why nobody likes you, ToxicAdam!

whiteACID · « **Reply #67 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:24:45 PM »

I also send the worst pictures I can possibly find on the internet anonymously to my grandparents and other relatives through e-mail.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #68 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:26:48 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:27:26 AM

Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

(Image removed from quote.)

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.

AWESOME!

Thanks a bunch.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #69 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:30:47 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 27, 2006, 01:28:53 PM

I have this issue where I become infatuated with whoever my girlfriend's best friend at the time is. I enjoy forbidden fruit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #70 on:** October 27, 2006, 01:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on October 27, 2006, 01:33:33 PM

Quote from: malek4980 on October 27, 2006, 01:30:47 PM
Quote from: Spencer on October 27, 2006, 01:28:53 PM
I have this issue where I become infatuated with whoever my girlfriend's best friend at the time is. I enjoy forbidden fruit.
(Image removed from quote.)

I wish I watched office so I understood the reference.

There is no direct references, they’re simply sighing at your post while Pam is kind of rolling her eyes.

Takuan · « **Reply #71 on:** October 27, 2006, 04:20:36 PM »

I see peers and acquaintances rushing to get married because everyone else is getting married, as if it's some kind of contest, and that dissuades me from considering long-term relationships with girls my age or older. It's fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, and I hate it.

Edit: I also have this issue where I'll be enamoured with a girl for a few weeks and then lose interest.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #72 on:** October 27, 2006, 04:21:31 PM »

redWOOD and I are engaged.

Bacon · « **Reply #73 on:** October 27, 2006, 04:29:03 PM »

That hussy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #74 on:** October 27, 2006, 05:32:05 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 27, 2006, 02:27:26 AM

Sorry it took so long. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

(Image removed from quote.)

And what's the best imagehosting site out there? I use imageshack because I'm already registered, but I'm always fighting to get under the 1.5 MB limit with gifs, and then they turn to the frog anyway.

imagemule.com works great.

whiteACID · « **Reply #75 on:** October 27, 2006, 05:39:29 PM »

photobucket is a good one too, i've been using it for more than a year. no complaints

morphix · « **Reply #76 on:** October 27, 2006, 05:45:06 PM »

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account. I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!

Bacon · « **Reply #77 on:** October 27, 2006, 05:55:50 PM »

redWOOD just sent me a pic of her asshole.

One of Willco's too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #78 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:01:10 PM »

She's the only one who has live to tell the tale.

Takuan · « **Reply #79 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:31:44 PM »

Melissa really floats my boat.

Mupepe · « **Reply #80 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:33:19 PM »

Quote from: Takuan on October 27, 2006, 06:31:44 PM

Melissa really floats my boat.

She's mine.

Takuan · « **Reply #81 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 27, 2006, 06:33:19 PM

Quote from: Takuan on October 27, 2006, 06:31:44 PM
Melissa really floats my boat.
She's mine.

Haha. No worries, she hasn't entertained any of my compliments. She probably thinks I'm icky. :'(

rocketman · « **Reply #82 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:54:50 PM »

I have a confession to make.

Viz is actually a woman. We've boned several times.

Bacon · « **Reply #83 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:55:48 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #84 on:** October 27, 2006, 06:58:59 PM »

I had no idea.

Mupepe · « **Reply #85 on:** October 30, 2006, 07:37:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 26, 2006, 07:56:06 PM

The condom broke a few weeks back while fucking my girlfriend and she hasn't gotten her period. She doesn't really keep track of it in the first place which I think is stupid. But I've been with her long enough to know that it was 4 weeks yesterday since she had her period and I'm scurred.

Update:

She got her period Saturday morning. LOLZ

TVC15 · « **Reply #86 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:17:44 PM »

Quote from: morphix on October 27, 2006, 05:45:06 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account. I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!

You have enough anime to crush an obese man with! You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!

Mupepe · « **Reply #87 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:35:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 30, 2006, 08:17:44 PM

Quote from: morphix on October 27, 2006, 05:45:06 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account. I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!

You have enough anime to crush an obese man with! You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!

Eh, that's nothing. I turned down a date with this good looking girl (way out of my league) once because she managed to say the phrase "Fuck that noise." with a straight face. Men do unexplainable things.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #88 on:** October 30, 2006, 08:59:38 PM »

I should be leaving to see my fiancee but i'm staying in town to go to a Devil's night party with another girl. Then I will go up north to meet up with the fiancee.

Error Macro · « **Reply #89 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:11:26 PM »

Sometimes, I just wanna KILLLLLLL.

dammit, where's my Linkin Park CD

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:12:27 PM »

My Office gifs are so popular.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #91 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:38:03 PM »

There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children

Mupepe · « **Reply #92 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:38:29 PM »

I love Melissa.

APF · « **Reply #93 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:40:46 PM »

Might as well do it PD, no harm in asking.

Mupepe · « **Reply #94 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:44:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 10:38:03 PM

There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children

Do it, dude. Please.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #95 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:45:58 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 10:38:03 PM

There's this girl in my business class who steals glances at me everynow and then. She's not hot, but she has a nice ass. I sort of want to ask her to go to the movie with me tomorrow, but I doubt it'll work: it would be on such short notice.

And I think I want to have blackAcid's children

Just do it man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #96 on:** October 30, 2006, 10:50:58 PM »

I've never talked to her before. It would be strange; "um hi...wanna go to the movies with me?"

Bah, just a fantasy.

APF · « **Reply #97 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:06:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2006, 10:50:58 PM

I've never talked to her before. It would be strange; "um hi...wanna go to the movies with me?"

Basically that's what you do. Introduce yourself, ask what she's up to later, etc. If no, who cares; if yes, great.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #98 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:20:26 PM »

Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

Boogie · « **Reply #99 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 30, 2006, 11:20:26 PM

Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #100 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:34:45 PM »

It does take a degree of confidence and social skills, or else it's just kind of awkward.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #101 on:** October 30, 2006, 11:45:24 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 30, 2006, 11:25:48 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 30, 2006, 11:20:26 PM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!

APF · « **Reply #102 on:** October 31, 2006, 08:21:26 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 30, 2006, 11:25:48 PM

Quote from: Willco on October 30, 2006, 11:20:26 PM
Yeah, what the fuck - that's how you pick up women, stupid.

doesn't work for me!

? Just say you'd like to get together but first you have to take your shirt off and try to get sweaty muscular men into the mounted position, or maybe try for a rear naked choke.

morphix · « **Reply #103 on:** October 31, 2006, 09:01:24 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 30, 2006, 08:17:44 PM

Quote from: morphix on October 27, 2006, 05:45:06 PM

I keep blowing off this one girl because she has a myspace account. I find that irritating, myspace for fuck sakes!

You have enough anime to crush an obese man with! You can't criticize people for having a Myspace account!

You have a point, but mother fucking MYSPACE!!!!!

This is a hell worthy trespass.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #104 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:43:41 PM »

i kinda side with morphix on this -- a myspace account is the biggest turnoff out there short of morbid obesity and /or having catalyst-level acne

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #105 on:** October 31, 2006, 12:44:30 PM »

Myspace shows you dont know how to vent your problems in an environment that resembles reality.

Christopher · « **Reply #106 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:28:52 PM »

what is wrong with having mySpace like 12 million people have one, and it's awesome to stay in touch with your friends. Not everyone on there takes emo shots and decorates their profile with stupid shit.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #107 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:30:27 PM »

Christophere: As an aging member of society I must practice my habits of ignoring evidence the contradicts my opinions.

Now get off my lawn!

Christopher · « **Reply #108 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:31:57 PM »

Don't be suprised when people start leaving flaming shit bags on your doorstop

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #109 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:32:25 PM »

I use my MySpace to pick up girls lol

Christopher · « **Reply #110 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:32:34 PM »

Oh I forgot you guys are older that's why you don't like mySpace, to which I agree ;p. Anyone 25+ it's kinna weird to leave profile comments

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #111 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:34:30 PM »

My mom leaves CrystalGemini and I profile comments

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #112 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:37:34 PM »

MySpace is a joke. I'm all for people acting like assholes online, but MySpace takes this to another level. It has become a circus fad in which everyone can pimp themselves. Everyone has to take a pic of themselves in the bathroom, everyone has to use emoticons and mis-spelled words, etc. I'll never forget being in the computer lab last year on Valentine's Day and hearing the following conversation

Asian girl: Aw, no one sent me an invite. I don't have a Valentine *pouts*
Fat black girl: And Christie didn't send me anything. That's it, that bitch is off my top 5 friends list
Asian girl: I feel like going home *puts*
Dude with lisp: I have a Valentine...
Fat black girl: OHHH lemme see lemme see
Asian girl: Is he cute?
Dude with lisp: He say he from California

...

Consider this. I know her in real life, and she's a pretty smart person...

"LiFE… HASz iTz UPSz N D0WNSz… AND EVEN TH0UGH i’M G0iN THRU WANNA THA D0WNSz… i’LL TURN iT iNT0 AN UP S00N EN0UGH…"

Christopher · « **Reply #113 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:44:34 PM »

ok then you must have some stupid friends as all my comments are inside jokes and various hellos, none of that shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #114 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:45:35 PM »

Phoenix Dark is just jealous.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #115 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:49:44 PM »

I'm serious. The MySpace Crowd pisses me off. Maybe the people who use it aren't dumb, but the whole movement is dumb, which makes them dumb in the process.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #116 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:52:44 PM »

The more PD hates on Myspace, the more I'm tempted to make an account.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #117 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:56:23 PM »

We should make a joke PD account on MySpace and see who is more popular with girls - the joke PD account or PD himself.

Christopher · « **Reply #118 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:57:55 PM »

both fail

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #119 on:** October 31, 2006, 01:59:41 PM »

At least Cajole would have quality music on his MySpace page, which cannot be said about at least 90% of all MySpace pages

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Author Topic: Evilbore Confessional: Confess. (Read 19208 times)

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