Author Topic: My No More Heroes & Endless Ocean Reviews (Read 2443 times)

demi · « **on:** January 27, 2008, 12:05:13 AM »

No More Heroes:

awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome

Endless Ocean:

embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing embarassing

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:09:34 AM »

Good thing I bought both.

Endless Ocean + No More Heroes = Embarrassingly Awesome

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:11:29 AM »

Is NMH long?

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:12:03 AM »

I heard endless ocean is animal crossing of the wii

which probably equates to an incredibly overhyped excuse of a game praised by leagues of down syndrome addled ninthings

am I close

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:12:53 AM »

Endless Ocean is pretty close to Animal Crossing, yeah. People who praise it or support it are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, end of story

Buy NMH and pretend the Wii exists

For Himuro - No subtitles... ahuaha

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:16:09 AM »

Dumb wag,I got a thread for this.

NMH has subtitles.demi fails.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:16:49 AM »

Your thread doesn't have exclusive Endless Ocean reviews does it

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #7 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:18:38 AM »

Endless Ocean is for gays,ntards and man-children

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:21:03 AM »

I'm petting a fish right now and it's so kawaii!

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:21:25 AM »

NO MORE HEROES a;ldfjladsjflafjldsfja df

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:21:48 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2008, 12:21:03 AM

I'm petting a fish right now and it's so kawaii!

My theory pans out.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #11 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:23:59 AM »

how long is nmh

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:28:31 AM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on January 27, 2008, 12:18:38 AM

Endless Ocean is for gays,ntards and man-children

Yeah I know, that's why I made this thread

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 27, 2008, 12:23:59 AM

how long is nmh

I dunno I only beat the first guy, I'm gonna get the real ending or whatever.

I'm also playing on MILD because I am not a noob

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:33:12 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on January 27, 2008, 12:23:59 AM

how long is nmh

If you do everything:15 hours

A handful of stuff:13 hours.

I'm currently clocking 12 hours,I've been doing extra stuff.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2008, 12:35:34 AM »

Sounds perfect for me, maybe I'll pick it up in a week or two.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2008, 01:28:10 AM »

Endless Ocean lasts forever. It's endless.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:10:53 AM »

Demi: I have some questions about NMH if you don't mind!

1. Does NMH have true widescreen support?

2. Is the slowdown as bad as some people say?

3. What are the difficulty settings?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:22:56 AM »

I want to try Endless Ocean but I don't want to be a spineless cigarillo. :'(

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:40:14 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on January 27, 2008, 02:10:53 AM

Demi: I have some questions about NMH if you don't mind!

1. Does NMH have true widescreen support?

2. Is the slowdown as bad as some people say?

3. What are the difficulty settings?

1. Negative - Endless Ocean does, however

2. I haven't experienced slowdown, except where its meant to be slow (final blows)

3. There's Sweet (beginners, easy) and Mild (Normal) - when you beat the game on either, you unlock Bitter (hard)

I just beat the Rank 9 guy.

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:44:43 AM »

I can't believe I'm actually considering buying a second Wii game.

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:50:20 AM »

Is there some sort of relation between Suda and Genki Rockets? They are playing Heavenly Star everywhere.

Vizzys · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2008, 02:56:40 AM »

its a catchy song

/japafag

The Sceneman · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2008, 05:03:07 AM »

fuck my NMH ost is in the post, along with AWDS2, cant wait to claim the package

abrader · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2008, 05:28:42 AM »

demi - wana swim in my ocean?

abrader · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:02:50 AM »

ok lets meet up and swim - here are my codes - dont make any mistakes when entering them and send me yours

wii friends code: 5744-2254-2111-0932

Endless ocean friends code - hergve7ht6v56vb474cc6t3rrxnt467t2bwvy6a7rt46dur

The code so you can "enter my gate" : sfgyftcwb7rt46surtse6rv3u6bq36cva

The big kahuna code - ghr78roihs4kssb7fkffhgunlunhrwignsnie8989447748564987285

Use this code if you want to be able to actually 'dive' in my ocean and not just stay on the boat... - 577575625673285590198190

The Sceneman · « **Reply #25 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:22:56 AM »

whooaahhh

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** January 27, 2008, 11:10:16 AM »

wtf @ the codes

abrader · « **Reply #27 on:** January 27, 2008, 06:53:21 PM »

I was of course exaggerating

but the game does require you to exchange an additional endless ocean code on top of the Wii code...AND the person must already be registered on your list before you can swap endless ocean codes.

I REFUSE - and I even have a friend with a Wii and the game...

etiolate · « **Reply #28 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:24:46 PM »

I will be getting Endless Ocean for chillaxxin

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 27, 2008, 07:39:33 PM »

demi, I have black bars on the side of my screen when playing No More Heroes. It's the same when playing VC games, but this is the first full Wii game that I've seen this in.

demi · « **Reply #30 on:** February 03, 2008, 09:30:41 PM »

Ok, here is my final No More Heroes review

I have downgraded it from an "awesome awesome awesome" to a simple "cool"

* It's extremely short
* It's extremely repetitive
* It's extremely ugly
* The poor ending and the real ending are gay, dont let anyone fool you - especially the real ending, Suda obviously tacked it on, and he's lame and gay
* The final saber is lame as fuck and useless, while Tsubaki-MkII is epic win, why games do this is beyond me
* Side-jobs all the same, and gay. I didn't even bother with the last two Assassination Gigs since #18 racks up at least 135k each time. Also, farming money is gay.
* Bosses are all defeated by strafing in a circle and attacking when they do a move, no special tactics required for any of them

For $50, you'll easily get scammed. Rent it, pick it up used (at least $20), and just check it out. It's better than Killer 7, mostly because I actually finished this, let alone played it for more than 15 minutes. Also they swear a lot and that's cool. Another style over substance game.

Endless Ocean review:

Still embarassing, in fact I don't even have it anymore lol

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** February 03, 2008, 10:33:16 PM »

When you buy No More Heroes, you support Tim Rogers. Remember that, folks.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #32 on:** February 03, 2008, 10:36:33 PM »

hom many wrestling moves are there?

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** February 03, 2008, 10:37:28 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on February 03, 2008, 10:36:33 PM

hom many wrestling moves are there?

Dunno, but you don't really get a choice on what moves to use. You press B, and just use the motions displayed on the screen.

I learned a Power Bomb, but never used it once in -both- of my playthroughs.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** February 03, 2008, 11:16:50 PM »

stink

I was hoping the wrestling would play a major part in the combat, Suda talked about the wrestling moves a lot in interviews, and the moves looked totally sweet in videos etc.

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Author Topic: My No More Heroes & Endless Ocean Reviews (Read 2443 times)