Online dating :(

[demi]

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

[Phoenix Dark]

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I'll let her post her pic, but she's the best looking girl on GAF.

[T234]

Elektrikluv is a stunner, yixian I dunno about. I don't pay attention to the pics of dudes in the GAF pics thread.

Unless it's bjork 

[Phoenix Dark]

Bjork has taken over GAF since his return 

[T234]

I wish he would tear ass on the gaming side.

[Mupepe]

Elektrikluv is a stunner, yixian I dunno about. I don't pay attention to the pics of dudes in the GAF pics thread.

Unless it's bjork 

but you pay attention to the male pics in the EB post your pics thread!  what gives??

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I have no problems with elektrikluv.  As for being worthy of beating your dick to her, well, the internet is chock full of porn.

Yixian on the other hand is a spastic blowhard.  I don't know what he looks like but if I were to take a guess, he is a nail biter.

[recursivelyenumerable]

phoenix's crazy girl sounds awesome, send her to me if you don't want her

[elektrikluv]

Who is Yixian and Elektrikluv? I'm out of the loop on these people. Quick sentence (or two if you are feeling bored) summary on why I should care?

Elektrikluv has a vag, is she worthy of beating my dick to?

Both post on GAF, they're a cute couple.

Aren't you currently trolling for fat white women on OKCupid? Can someone more reliable please provide more input.

I have no problems with elektrikluv.  As for being worthy of beating your dick to her, well, the internet is chock full of porn.

Yixian on the other hand is a spastic blowhard.  I don't know what he looks like but if I were to take a guess, he is a nail biter.

He isn't a nail biter xD And I guess I can see why you'd think that from reading his posting history on GAF, but I guess some people just act up when they are on forums. He is most definitely not like that with me, and as all our interaction is done in person I couldn't care less about his forum persona.

And as for him being a cigarillo as Cajole put it, well all I can say is that he isn't? I don't date fegs!

And about what I look like, the next time someone bumps a Pic thread here, I'll post.

[demi]

elektrikluv, does size really matter?

[elektrikluv]

Only to an extent.

[tiesto]

I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice... 

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)

[Mupepe]

I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice... 

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)

*high five*!!!!

Are they Gotti-style Italian??  Those are so effin hot.  BIG EARRINGS AND HOT ACCENT PLZ

[demi]

Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

[tiesto]

I like Yixian, although I find it kinda funny that way back when he was asking me of all people for dating advice... 

(Then again, I have 3 dates lined up... one tonight, one Saturday, and one on Mon. All of the girls are Eye-talians too)

*high five*!!!!

Are they Gotti-style Italian??  Those are so effin hot.  BIG EARRINGS AND HOT ACCENT PLZ

Hell no, thank God!!! Just regular Long Island Italian girls, none of them really overdo it, one of them has a really thick LI accent and she wears (reasonably-sized) hoop earrings though.

[Phoenix Dark]

I wound up chatting with the orca earlier today. PlentyofFish has this IM type service, and she messaged me right as I was planning on signing out. We "talked" for 10min, maybe more. She seems nice, but at the same time I'm not interested in her at all. I don't want to be mean though, or give her the impression I'm snubbing her because of her weight. But once I said I didn't want a girlfriend she started asking me all these questions :/

Orca: What type of person are you?
Me: uh I'm rather reserved, layed back, quiet.
Orca: I could be that
Me: ...
Orca: what are you looking for in a girl?
Me: Someone who's funny, isn't full of themselves, uh smart, and fun to be around
Orca: I could be that for you

 

[The Fake Shemp]

Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.

[demi]

You typed layed

cigarillo, she knows you're home-schooled now

[Mupepe]

Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.

that's a fucking mountain.

[Phoenix Dark]

Sounds like a slut.  Hit in and pop your cherry.  You got to get over this hump.

that's a fucking mountain.

Pretty much. My profile is getting a few hits a week; a better prospect has to show up!

[Flannel Boy]

A 27 years old TV producer sent a photo nudge and 'requested communication' on eharmoney. Still not paying the membership fee.

[Phoenix Dark]

A 27 years old TV producer sent a photo nudge and 'requested communication' on eharmoney. Still not paying the membership fee.

A lot of times those pay sites rear in trial users with message bots; once you sign up you might realize this person doesn't exist.

I suggest Ok Cupid, or Plenty of Fish; while 70% of the Michigan chicks I find are ugly or fat, a good deal of the Canadian chicks are hot

Latest person to nudge me: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in
...huh

[Flannel Boy]

The hermit life is for me.
Fuck women!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

just not literally

[close]

edit: she has a nice body. FOR A BOY!

[demi]

ROFL, you cant be serious with that

[CajoleJuice]

That's a dude.

[demi]

That's a dude.

[T234]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Mupepe]

smh

[CajoleJuice]

:'(

[elektrikluv]

Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

[CajoleJuice]

Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Did you measure it?

[demi]

Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Was it black?

[demi]

Only to an extent.

What's the biggest penis size you've seen?

8

Did you measure it?

God damn you are gay

[CajoleJuice]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

[Eric P]

this woman is totally straight and does not own any kd lang

[Phoenix Dark]

She must think I'm a big fit black man

I've got a bit of a belly, but my legs are fit as fuck

[tiesto]

PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

EDIT: Was looking around a bit on plentyoffish.com, site should be called plentyofwhales.com, lots of fatties. I still reckon Match has a higher quality of girls.

Heh, this is one of my matches on OKC today... http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke

In her profile it says, You should message me if: "If you want to chatter far too intensely about the motivations of villains in Squaresoft games, especially the ones set in Ivalice."

Sounds interesting, but gamer girls are usually weird.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes

[CajoleJuice]

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this woman is totally straight and does not own any kd lang

 

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[Eric P]

PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes

read white whine so you have something to talk about

[Van Cruncheon]

she doesn't drink but she loves to party? JESUS FREAK TOTAL.

[Eric P]

but she's non-religious

maybe she's hopped up on meth

[brawndolicious]

PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

Definitely. I would do it...although at the same time going on a date with a white chick :/

I'm not racist but I'd kinda feel bummbed due to certain stereotypes

Do you think you of all people have a choice?

[demi]

PD, that girl looks pretty cute in the first pic... meet with her and hope she looks more like the first pic. Certainly better than the orca you initially posted. Go for it, you'll never get anywhere if you don't try...

EDIT: Was looking around a bit on plentyoffish.com, site should be called plentyofwhales.com, lots of fatties. I still reckon Match has a higher quality of girls.

Heh, this is one of my matches on OKC today... http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=icarus_anagke

In her profile it says, You should message me if: "If you want to chatter far too intensely about the motivations of villains in Squaresoft games, especially the ones set in Ivalice."

Sounds interesting, but gamer girls are usually weird.

she's bisexual, and loves games - she isnt interested at all in you ramming your italian sausage in her slit

[drew]

You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school. 

[cloudwalking]

You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (Image removed from quote.)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? 

because they realize they don't really need to go to college, they can just find a rich man to take care of them and become an upper class trophy housewife

[Phoenix Dark]

Does Jarosh even have a job

[cloudwalking]

he stands on the corner with his laptop and offers to photoshop people

more profitable than you'd think

[elektrikluv]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

I'm not interested in meeting any of them to be honest, I just find this process somewhat interesting. I'd have to drive awhile to meet this girl for instance, which isn't worth it. I'm not desperate despite my post history 

And yeah, I agree about stupid girls: in fact in my profile I listed that as a turn off. I find this chick interesting because she's athletic; she seems pretty cool despite trying to talk like a hood rat

[Boogie]

You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (Image removed from quote.)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? 

Worthless?!  Why you little.... 

[tiesto]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...

[MrAngryFace]

Boogie: Make sure you teach some history as you arrest perps, it'd be like a Lifetime Original Movie

[Eric P]

Boogie: Make sure you teach some history as you arrest perps, it'd be like a Lifetime Original Movie

you know why i'm arresting you?  transporting meth.  meth was originally conceived in a japanese laboratory in the 1930s where its original vector was oral insertation, not like what i did to your mom last night, it means it was a pill.  it was then... hey, you listenin' to me, shitbird?  it was given to members of the japanese military where it was used to...

[MrAngryFace]

"alright already lock me up!"

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member6445643.htm#in

She contacted me. Maybe she looks manly because of the athletics? The face pic is kinda cute though

PD, one of my main criticisms about these girls is that they sound really really stupid (besides the hot black 23 year old). I can understand that some men are willing to put up with a stupid girl if she is good looking (for obvious reasons), but these girls are really not and therefore I don't get the willingness to go out/meet up with them!

My mom's freaking out right now because the girl I've been hanging out with only has an Associate's degree (and I have a Master's) and a low-wage job... I don't think guys (at least I myself don't) care about intelligence as much as looks and personality (does she treat you right and respect you?). I'm looking to go out and have a good time with a fun and sweet girl, not wax philosophical over the collective works of Dostyevsky...

What does a dj need a masters for?

[Flannel Boy]

You are being too kind.  Years ago I was fully convinced only pretty girls went to college.  More recently, I believed only pretty, glasses-wearing hotties went to business school.

Wrong on both accounts.  In an alternate universe, I'd rather do myself than anyone in my 2 accounting classes.  :'(

pssssssssssssst...all the hot girls are in art school.  (Image removed from quote.)

I took a history elective last semester and I was blown away by all the hot girls in that class.  Out of 250 students, there must've been at least 75 genuinely cute or hot girls in the class.

Why do hot women only pick worthless majors? 

Worthless?!  Why you little.... 

Philosophy is the exception to the rule.  Very few women study philosophy, and the few that do are not very attractive. The hottest girls seem to gravitate towards the soft sciences or business.   

[Phoenix Dark]

Lots of dark haired, square spectacled women in philosophy I guess