Official Twins Got RAPED by Omar MLB Offseason Thread...

[CajoleJuice]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHH

[Shins]

times like this I wish I knew stuff about baseball

[Mr. Gundam]

Wait, who signed Santana?

I'm still not psyched about the potential trade we're making for Bedard...

[CajoleJuice]

LOS METS

BITCHES

[The Fake Shemp]

What in the hell.

Twins are apparently being run by 100 chimpanzees on 100 typewriters!

[The Fake Shemp]

Also, that Bedard trade better go through real quick before the Mariners realize what real market value for starting pitchers is - no name minor leaguers!

[CajoleJuice]

hahaha one of the guys is 18 years old

In return for Santana, the Twins would receive center fielder Carlos Gomez and pitchers Phil Humber, Kevin Mulvey and Deolis Guerra -- a package which some talent evaluators believe could be the fourth-best offer that Minnesota received during this process.

[The Fake Shemp]

Both Boston and the Yankees offers were much, much better.  I'm not sure what Minnesota accomplished here other than becoming a laughingstock.

[CajoleJuice]

Both Boston and the Yankees offers were much, much better.  I'm not sure what Minnesota accomplished here other than becoming a laughingstock.

They basically pushed both NY and Boston too hard and I guess they both said "Fuck you," leaving the Mets joke of an offer the only thing they had left. Or something...

On the other hand, the Mets DID give up 3 of their top 4 prospects (according to BP). But they didn't give up their best.

I still can't believe this is happening.

[Joe Molotov]

I only clicked on this thread because I thought it said "Olsen Twins Got RAPED by Omar". 

[T234]

So how'd the mets finish out the season last year, cajole? I didn't watch too much baseball.

[CajoleJuice]

One night, I'm gonna come inside your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.

[Powerslave]

I only clicked on this thread because I thought it said "Olsen Twins Got RAPED by Omar". 

same


it turned out to be a gay sports thread

[T234]

One night, I'm gonna come inside your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm gonna cut your throat.

At least you have a team. Ain't no way in hell I'm gonna root for the reds.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I read that as "Olsen Twins got RAPED by Omar"

[Mr. Gundam]

Also, that Bedard trade better go through real quick before the Mariners realize what real market value for starting pitchers is - no name minor leaguers!

I don't want to trade away Adam Jones.  :'(

[brawndolicious]

Wait I don't keep up with baseball, did a player just rape (I assume statutory) twins?