What is happening to our hood?

[ParticleReality]

Well, it's more like what is happening in MY hood.

Case 1:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=0284137AF03AD377DDFC1E8646282EF4?contentId=5647713&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

Not only did 5 people beat this guy up they also took his pants off and probably raped him.

Case 2:

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5641256&version=8&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

Somebody set the fucking PetsMart on fire.

Case 3:

Somebody is breaking into houses and sheds around here. They're stealing lawn mowers and gasoline.



The fuck guys? I think its about time a vigilante. A vigilante  that strike fear into criminals with a hammer and an Easton Extra Edge baseball bat.

[abrader]

The ever growing rift between the new upper class and the new lower class will cause an increasing n umber of riots all the way up until 2080 or so.....

No surprises here.

I recommend moving into a secure facility and getting appropriate small caliber weapons training.

Do you have a concealed handgun license?

Learning long range rifles is a plus too depending on what type of terrain.

You can nestle yourself up in a mountain glacier somewhere with a .50 cal rifle and pretty much stop any vehicles, helicopters or anything trying to move on ya.

[Eric P]

all good in my hood

http://www.ci.alexandria.va.us/police/pd_crimestatshome.html

[Eric P]

lol

they don't call it murdaland to be cute

[Joe Molotov]

Crime is out of control in my neighborhood too! Just listen to some of the highlights from the local police log:

1:03 pm tanker truck may be dumping something in bayou
1:07 pm dogs dragging trash
3:12 pm dogs shot
6:25 pm five black horses in the road
6:47 pm sewer running all over yard
7:07 pm boyfriend punched her in nose
9:30 pm German Shepherd at Stop and Shop
10:04 pm German Shepherd trying to get into Stop and Shop (damn police, can't they do something about this German Shepherd!)
10:14 pm uncle choked him then threw him around the house

[Tauntaun]

MD huh?  Wear grenades dude.   Go watch Rambo and take notes.

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[Eric P]

that reads like a horror novel in its escalation

first the chemical waste goes into the bayou

then the dogs get into it, two hours later they have to be shot

then you get the horses (an ominous sign if i ever heard one)

sewage hits yard so it's getting to people now, causing them to go crazy (hitting girlfriend)

then the german shepherd tries to attack people who hole up in a stop and shop

then the uncle going mad and trying to kill our heroes.

it's all very cinematic

[T234]

Oxon Hill sounds like fuckin Reno 911 on the eastern seaboard

[The Fake Shemp]

Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!

[Robo]

Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!

 

[abrader]

that reads like a horror novel in its escalation

first the chemical waste goes into the bayou

then the dogs get into it, two hours later they have to be shot

then you get the horses (an ominous sign if i ever heard one)

sewage hits yard so it's getting to people now, causing them to go crazy (hitting girlfriend)

then the german shepherd tries to attack people who hole up in a stop and shop

then the uncle going mad and trying to kill our heroes.

it's all very cinematic

Its like Return of the Living Dead 2.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

The ever growing rift between the new upper class and the new lower class will cause an increasing n umber of riots all the way up until 2080 or so.....

in 2080 I will surely be dead

[CrystalGemini]

Oxon Hill has always sucked and been a trashy city.  Move to a decent Maryland city.  Like say, GERMANTOWN!

You always say ghetto places are nice.