i've had it. there needs to be a sequel to this game because it was one of the greatest stories in game history that was never finished, and it featured one of the awesomest characters:
ASHLEY MOTHER FUCKIN RIOT
that guy was so badass he would fuck your mom, and when your sister walked in he'd say, "you're next baby." she'd be scared, but she'd do it, mostly because he has plus signs on his elbows. she can't resist ashley, which is strange because it seems that game designers can.
he would take out titans with weapons that he found lying around lea monde and then rebuilt ALL BY HIMSELF. after he killed them he learned magic and could cast that like a champ. then he pushed 4000 pound blocks around. he did everything. you might think that it's just a game character and all characters are that awesome. not true. there are a couple, namely another super awesome dude:
SOLID MOTHER FUCKIN SNAKE
but he has lots of games and lots of story to go with it; not like ashley. it looks like there may never be a sequel, or if there is it will be so far down the line that it turns to an "ode." do you remember rygar? he bashed peoples faces will a spinning shield. he was pretty fuckin awesome too, but they took too long to make him a sequel and when they did the story sucked ass. bionic commando is coming out, but it's been so long that it's going to be reinvented and suck. ninja gaiden made it, which is hopeful after so long, but the story sucked there too and it was too hard for normal people to play.
or maybe it will go the way of kid icarus and never get play again. it's possible. it may already be too late and there is nothing we can do.
fuck. sorry ashley. people are just too fucking stupid. if i ever get the chance i'll build a sword from stuff lying around and stab those that betrayed you in the face.
