Micro$oft's mysterious XBox 360 shortages (obviously discontinuing the system while they try to figure out how to fix the numerous design problems and put out a new XBox 360...perhaps the 360.5, hahahahaha), HD-DVD dead and buried with Blu-Ray standing as the triumphant sole viable choice for HD-media (let's face it, no one wants to buy downloads when they can have a big rack of discs they can masturbate to - Hello, VALIS!), PS3 being the ONLY console that incorporates Blu-Ray technology thus rendering it future-proof, Wii about to be defeated by a last-gen console with added waggle features (PS2Waggle, proving that even almost-decade old Sony tech can still destroy Nintendo's latest gimmicky piece of crap), the upcoming amazing PS3 lineup...phew.
Sony fans' pants must be straining a lot from the huge hard-ons they must have, knowing that their faith in the electronic entertainment goliath has been justified.
P.S. This thread is for calcifer.