Author Topic: Which of the Cooks brothers is a raging homosexual? (Read 2155 times)

Ichirou · « **on:** February 28, 2008, 08:23:06 PM »

This is like an Ace Attorney game.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:26:47 PM »

The intellectual. It's always the smart ones!

Ichirou · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:29:16 PM »

I think the smarter people are, the more difficult it is for them to be satisfied with a vanilla sexual experience.

I'm gonna vote for the intellectual too.

MCD · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:32:46 PM »

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Brother #3: Age 14. Suburban kid who fancies himself "hard" and listens to gangsta rap. May be "on the down low." Loves Nintendo.

that was easy.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:33:38 PM »

If I know anything about homosexual black brothers, it's that they come in pairs. So I think it's PD and Brother 15.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:34:38 PM »

Brother #2 sounds like he was molested as a child.

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:36:30 PM »

BTW, PD told me a story about how he saw Gay Boy coming out of a bookstore a while back. PD was with one of his siblings and his brother looked at Gay Boy and said without prompting "What the hell IS that?!"

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:37:15 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:36:30 PM

BTW, PD told me a story about how he saw Gay Boy coming out of a bookstore a while back. PD was with one of his siblings and his brother looked at Gay Boy and said without prompting "What the hell IS that?!"

Don't make fun of him for not knowing what a bookstore is.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:39:56 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:36:30 PM

BTW, PD told me a story about how he saw Gay Boy coming out of a bookstore a while back. PD was with one of his siblings and his brother looked at Gay Boy and said without prompting "What the hell IS that?!"

Yeah we were going to Borders and as we pulled into the parking lot I saw Cheebs coming out with some chick. He had the weirdest smile/smirk on his face and his hair was flying everywhere due to the wind; my brother saw him and said "what is wrong with him" and I was like wait, I know him. Then I saw him get in the BACK SEAT of the car and the chick drove off. It was his mom

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:41:31 PM »

where is cheebs anyways?

Ichirou · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 08:39:56 PM

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
BTW, PD told me a story about how he saw Gay Boy coming out of a bookstore a while back. PD was with one of his siblings and his brother looked at Gay Boy and said without prompting "What the hell IS that?!"

Yeah we were going to Borders and as we pulled into the parking lot I saw Cheebs coming out with some chick. He had the weirdest smile/smirk on his face and his hair was flying everywhere due to the wind; my brother saw him and said "what is wrong with him" and I was like wait, I know him. Then I saw him get in the BACK SEAT of the car and the chick drove off. It was his mom

He got in the back seat with the front seat empty? holy shit, that makes it even funnier.

"Home, mother!" "Yes, dear."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:43:01 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 28, 2008, 08:42:13 PM

Banned for helping out Synbios.

for how long?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:43:14 PM »

While I voted for Pee Dee, I really think there should have been an option that read:

"All of the above- this is what comes from homeschooling."

Ichirou · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 28, 2008, 08:43:01 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 28, 2008, 08:42:13 PM
Banned for helping out Synbios.

for how long?

Permanently.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:43:55 PM »

$:-\$ when did this happen?

Ichirou · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:44:42 PM »

Don't derail my thread, Arvie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:46:31 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:42:19 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 08:39:56 PM
Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:36:30 PM
BTW, PD told me a story about how he saw Gay Boy coming out of a bookstore a while back. PD was with one of his siblings and his brother looked at Gay Boy and said without prompting "What the hell IS that?!"

Yeah we were going to Borders and as we pulled into the parking lot I saw Cheebs coming out with some chick. He had the weirdest smile/smirk on his face and his hair was flying everywhere due to the wind; my brother saw him and said "what is wrong with him" and I was like wait, I know him. Then I saw him get in the BACK SEAT of the car and the chick drove off. It was his mom

He got in the back seat with the front seat empty? holy shit, that makes it even funnier.

"Home, mother!" "Yes, dear."

He claimed there was a bunch of stuff in the front seat but that makes no seat. What kind of adult/teen jumps in the back seat of the car instead of the passenger seat.

Ichirou · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:47:21 PM »

It's kinda rude, too. My folks would never let me do that - they're not chauffeurs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:49:25 PM »

Quote from: Ichi on February 28, 2008, 08:44:42 PM

Don't derail my thread, Arvie.

Sorry.

Ichirou · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2008, 08:53:36 PM »

Back on topic...bro #2 seems to be the obvious choice.

I think PD should to to his parents with the evidence he has.

"Mom, Dad, as you know, I am a faithful christian, though I struggle to avoid impure thoughts. Recently, I have grown concerned about my younger brothers, as I have found some disturbing evidence of their activities online. I believe one of them may have the gay demon inside him."

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:00:04 PM »

that brings up a good point, how do we know its not his dad? or his mom?

Ichirou · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:03:05 PM »

Hmm, he said it was his bro's computer, but you're right...wow, it could be anyone in the house.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 28, 2008, 09:00:04 PM

that brings up a good point, how do we know its not his dad? or his mom?

I'm on their computer right now; my dad rarely uses this one since he's got a labtop in his room. They never get on my brothers' computer.

I just brought my computer from my house, which I'll set up later today. Might need to "borrow" a monitor from my dad's office..

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:06:09 PM »

Hey, PD, have you thought of taking Brother #2 out for a burger or something and trying to coax the homo out of him?

"Hey, man, I know it's tough to be a teenager, I know, I went through it."
"You don't know how I feel, Maurice!"
*PD puts his hand on Bro #2's shoulder*
"Believe me, little bro, I know exactly how you feel. The urges, the cravings, I went through it all."
"You like dudes too!?"
"HAHAHA NO WTF I WAS TALKING ABOUT BURGERS WOW YOU HOMO SON?"

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:06:23 PM »

http://indarktrees.com/pics/pinata.mov

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2008, 09:42:51 PM »

i think there are NO brothers i.e. they are ALL pd!

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 09:03:28 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 28, 2008, 09:00:04 PM
that brings up a good point, how do we know its not his dad? or his mom?

I'm on their computer right now; my dad rarely uses this one since he's got a labtop in his room. They never get on my brothers' computer.

He got a what?!

Beezy · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:03:37 PM »

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:08:21 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 28, 2008, 10:49:29 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 28, 2008, 09:03:28 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 28, 2008, 09:00:04 PM
that brings up a good point, how do we know its not his dad? or his mom?

I'm on their computer right now; my dad rarely uses this one since he's got a labtop in his room. They never get on my brothers' computer.
He got a what?!

Hey now I thought it was called a labtop for the longest time too.

Then i turned 7.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2008, 11:50:12 PM »

There Will Be Cum.

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PD alleges the gay porn he found in his bro's computer is not his. Do you buy it? Who's the repressed gay in the House of Cooks?

Author Topic: Which of the Cooks brothers is a raging homosexual? (Read 2155 times)