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bagofeyes

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Fell asleep on the toilet
« on: March 07, 2008, 04:20:42 AM »
At work. Took a few too many cold tablets before, then went to go do a number 2 (no I wasn't drinking the water) and fell asleep. When I woke up someone had turned all the lights off and I still had to clean myself up  :-\
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Raban

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 04:45:02 AM »
 :lol
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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 10:23:59 AM »
lololol  for how long?
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Rman

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 10:37:15 AM »
Hilarious.  :lol :lol :lol
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Candyflip

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 10:45:56 AM »
Probably the best thread I've read here in days. Pure awesome.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 10:53:24 AM »
 :lol
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Himu

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 11:49:43 AM »
what was it like wiping your ass in the dark
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bud

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 11:54:11 AM »
 :lol :lol

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T234

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2008, 11:56:46 AM »
One time at work, I went to pitch a loaf after my shift was over. When I got outta the can, they had turned off all the lights and locked the doors. I set the alarm off on the way out. Nobody showed up for 30 minutes, so I just left. 
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Powerslave

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM »
How did you leave when the doors were locked
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2008, 11:59:02 AM »
Did you fill your water bottle up before or after?
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bud

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM »
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
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Tauntaun

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2008, 12:03:27 PM »
:bow  THIS THREAD  :bow2   

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T234

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM »
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.
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Candyflip

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM »
Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2008, 12:06:31 PM »
Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.

Wait - so you were standing outside the office for 30 minutes waiting to explain yourself? What a night :lol

Quote from: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.

Sometimes I go Costanza-shirtless when I shit 
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T234

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2008, 12:08:56 PM »
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on March 07, 2008, 12:06:31 PM
Quote from: T234 on March 07, 2008, 12:03:44 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on March 07, 2008, 11:58:19 AM
How did you leave when the doors were locked
One-way locked. When you're inside one of these doors, you can just push it open.

Wait - so you were standing outside the office for 30 minutes waiting to explain yourself? What a night :lol

Quote from: Candyflip on March 07, 2008, 12:04:09 PM
Quote from: bud on March 07, 2008, 11:59:56 AM
does anyone leave the lights out when they shit in the middle of the night? i do it--it's easy on the eyes.
No, but I do take all my clothes off. I don't know why.

Sometimes I go Costanza-shirtless when I shit 
Yep. Finally, I called my boss on the main campus that I work at, and he just said to go home.
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xnikki118x

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Re: Fell asleep on the toilet
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2008, 03:44:24 AM »
I've fallen asleep on the toilet before, lol.

Further proof that I can absolutely fall asleep anywhere.
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