Author Topic: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD (Read 3359 times)

CurseoftheGods · « **on:** March 10, 2008, 02:51:45 AM »

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Cover: GTA IV

Scores:

Wii:

Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed - C+ D+ C+
No More Heroes - B A- B-
Obscure: The Aftermath - D+ D D+ (Shame of the Month)

Multiplatform:

Dynasty Warriors 6 - C D+ D+
MLB 2K8 - B B- B
Condemned 2: Bloodshot - A- B+ B (Silver)
Sega Superstars Tennis - B- C+ C

Xbox 360:

Lost Odyssey - B+ B- B

DS:

Professor Layton - A- B+ A- (Silver)
Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword - A- A- B (Silver)
Ace Attorney 4 - A- B+ A- (Silver)
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles - A B- B-

PSP:

God Of War: CoO - A A- A- (Gold, Game of the Month)
Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII - B+ B+ A- (Silver)

I'm willing to do scans of reviews. Any requests?

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2008, 02:54:07 AM »

Scan Dynasty Warriors 6, I wanna know why it got such awfully low scores.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:00:23 AM »

Cause its the worst DW in ages, also cause they didnt play it. LAWLZ

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:01:53 AM »

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:03:16 AM »

This is new? I've had it for a while now

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:05:02 AM »

It's new up here in Canada!

Ichirou · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:07:54 AM »

Ouch, Dynasty Warriors 6 getting slammed. Hard.

Raban · « **Reply #7 on:** March 10, 2008, 04:24:37 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on March 10, 2008, 03:40:18 AM

You forgot the most important part: Scarface 2 in 2009. Oh and Wheelman is hitting Fall 2008 and it looks good.

Sauce:

http://i29.tinypic.com/25g76n5.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/15n9374.jpg

Note: The motion blur is 100% in game. It was NOT an added effect.

You bastard

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 10, 2008, 05:04:41 AM »

Do you people not know how to use a camera? Those last two shots are even worse than the shots PD posts of himself. They aren't even focused!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #9 on:** March 10, 2008, 10:18:13 AM »

When did they change their review scheme? I haven't gotten my free sub yet ;(

Rman · « **Reply #10 on:** March 10, 2008, 12:39:40 PM »

I've haven't gotten my free sub as well. The portables games did pretty excellently.

Robo · « **Reply #11 on:** March 10, 2008, 12:50:57 PM »

Is this the first issue with EGM's new rating system?

Rman · « **Reply #12 on:** March 10, 2008, 01:08:55 PM »

I believe so.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 10, 2008, 01:10:18 PM »

in pacific northwest, new egm gets you

T234 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 10, 2008, 01:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 10, 2008, 01:10:18 PM

in pacific northwest, new egm gets you

You guys get all the fun.

pancakesandsex · « **Reply #15 on:** March 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM »

DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** March 10, 2008, 02:33:01 PM »

Quote from: pancakesandsex on March 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM

DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.

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pancakesandsex · « **Reply #17 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:33:21 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 10, 2008, 02:33:01 PM

Quote from: pancakesandsex on March 10, 2008, 02:10:21 PM
DW 6 scores are bullshit, especially since its the best one yet.

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I'm having more fun with it than 4-5, its got higher production values, more interesting maps, and thats in spite of "less content" (which doesnt bother me all that much).

I have a ton of fun hitting targets too.

Also, I meant best DW yet, not getting into SW / orochi

Robo · « **Reply #18 on:** March 10, 2008, 03:53:36 PM »

swimming and ladder climbing!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #19 on:** March 10, 2008, 07:49:15 PM »

EGM

for giving Lost Odyssey Bs, its A+ at least

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** March 10, 2008, 11:04:10 PM »

PR's four inch pubic hair

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:05:32 AM »

Is that a picture of Synbios in the GameCrazy shirt?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:21:21 AM »

PUBIC HAIR

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:23:01 AM »

Fact: even pubic hair is more interesting than EGM.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2008, 12:32:30 AM »

Gamecrazy Beatdown: Pubes of Fury

Looks like a solid 7.5 game. Bad art, though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:04:57 AM »

omg wtf did you actually shave your pubes into an MAF face?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:11:46 AM »

Not curly enough, it's from his head. If not, WILD HOMO.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:27:09 AM »

yeah pubes would not bend to your will for a mere EB advert!

Ichirou · « **Reply #28 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:28:33 AM »

Did you shave your head just to win Evilbore's approval?

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:31:16 AM »

Your devotion to Evilbore is admirable, my padawan.

T234 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:31:29 AM »

The weird thing is, I actually have enough pubic hair to make that ad.

Ichirou · « **Reply #31 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:35:06 AM »

Yeah, I know...him. Ugh.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #32 on:** March 11, 2008, 02:37:01 AM »

Yeah, he's a dick.

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:05:46 AM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #34 on:** March 11, 2008, 03:42:57 AM »

We don't mean YOU. We mean...that other guy.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #35 on:** March 11, 2008, 09:20:58 AM »

Got my free EGM yesterday, thanks demi

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Author Topic: I just got the new EGM. WHOA PR PUBIC HAIR DERAIL THREAD (Read 3359 times)