Author Topic: Today's Topic Grab Bag, Brought to You By a Too-Long Lunch (Read 7986 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 03, 2006, 04:03:37 PM »

1. 70's boobs. What the hell, White Man? They're shaped like fuckin' bananas. The areolae are on the underside! Respect 50's and 80's boobs! AM I RITE.

2. White Man says that he can jizz more than 700MB total during any masturbatory session that involves Murder She Wrote. This is apparently for write-only content. Sounds like fiction to me. You decide!

3. I bought Freddy Got Fingered for $8. Did I get ripped off, or will Rip Torn bringing an elephant to climax make me LOL enough to justify the expenditure? Also, White Man tricked me into buying the FULLSCREEN version of Insomnia. Should I send him to his room?

4. Would you smoke a cigar named "El Generale," despite it only costing $3.00 and prominently featuring a Fidel Castro's head on the maker's mark?

5. Is Denny's racist?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:12:43 PM »

Did women even have breasts in the 50's?

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:13:22 PM »

Yes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:13:59 PM »

They had rocket-shaped boobies in the 50s and 60s.

Drinky said he almost turned gay because of the topless banana boobs in the first couple minutes of Carrie.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:17:35 PM »

It's true.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:19:24 PM »

I thought breasts were the creation of 1969 feminists

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:21:04 PM »

So are breasts fixed today?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:23:32 PM »

My wife's boobs seem to be in a good state of repair.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:25:28 PM »

Yes to all.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 04:23:32 PM

My wife's boobs seem to be in a good state of repair.

Good. Very infectious.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:26:43 PM »

Would banana-shaped boobs be a marriage deal breaker, Drinky?

heavy liquid · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:29:13 PM »

Eww, banana boobs.

I guess you can always use the FULLSCREEN Insomnia disc as something to place your drink on if you run out of coasters. And after watching Freddy Got Fingered, you might just feel as if you were just fingered.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:30:16 PM »

Willco, yes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:31:14 PM »

I swaer to fucking god it was widescreen when I handed it to you. Now go to your room you horrible little bitch.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:31:47 PM »

FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME

Error Macro · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:34:02 PM »

1. I like the boobs of the 30's. They were small but perky. Plus the majority of chicas seemed to be a lot thinner back then.

2. Murder She Wrote was kinda neat. My parents would watch that in the 80's so I saw a lot of episodes. But my favorites were Magnum P.I., Simon & Simon, and Riptide.

3. You didn't get ripped off; you got fingered.

4. No, it probably contains small amounts of Castro's pubic hair.

5. My black friend asked for a side of fruit with his sandwich, and they gave him watermelon cubes and banana slices, so yes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:37:05 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on August 03, 2006, 04:34:02 PM

1. I like the boobs of the 30's. They were small but perky. Plus the majority of chicas seemed to be a lot thinner back then.

2. Murder She Wrote was kinda neat. My parents would watch that in the 80's so I saw a lot of episodes. But my favorites were Magnum P.I., Simon & Simon, and Riptide.

3. You didn't get ripped off; you got fingered.

4. No, it probably contains small amounts of Castro's pubic hair.

5. My black friend asked for a side of fruit with his sandwich, and they gave him watermelon cubes and banana slices, so yes.

Evilbore continues to show I'm not funny for shit

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:56:35 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 04:03:37 PM

1. 70's boobs. What the hell, White Man? They're shaped like fuckin' bananas. The areolae are on the underside! Respect 50's and 80's boobs! AM I RITE.

2. White Man says that he can jizz more than 700MB total during any masturbatory session that involves Murder She Wrote. This is apparently for write-only content. Sounds like fiction to me. You decide!

3. I bought Freddy Got Fingered for $8. Did I get ripped off, or will Rip Torn bringing an elephant to climax make me LOL enough to justify the expenditure? Also, White Man tricked me into buying the FULLSCREEN version of Insomnia. Should I send him to his room?

4. Would you smoke a cigar named "El Generale," despite it only costing $3.00 and prominently featuring a Fidel Castro's head on the maker's mark?

5. Is Denny's racist?

1. BOTH 70's and 80's boobs sucked. 50's were awesome. 60's even more so.
2. Uh...
3. That movie looked HORRIBLE
4. Yes, becase of Castro's head on it.
5. YES!!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #18 on:** August 03, 2006, 04:59:01 PM »

Quote from: Error Macro on August 03, 2006, 04:34:02 PM

2. Murder She Wrote was kinda neat. My parents would watch that in the 80's so I saw a lot of episodes. But my favorites were Magnum P.I., Simon & Simon, and Riptide.

Magnum P.I. kicks ass. I grew up watching reruns of it with my dad. I just bought him Season 1 for his birthday. It rocks.

Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:07:26 PM »

I want to fuck one of those chubby 50-60s centerfold chicks. Just once though, maybe twice.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #20 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:11:47 PM »

super skinny women are such a turn off

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:12:34 PM »

Yeah, if I wanna fuck a little boy, I'll buy demi dinner

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #22 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:14:57 PM »

70's Boobs are nasty, 80's asses are nasty (they look real long), 90's asses are a little better boobs are ok. Its all about 21st Century porn bitches! Nice a plump and asses actually portrude out into nice mounds...

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:15:52 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on August 03, 2006, 05:14:57 PM

70's Boobs are nasty, 80's asses are nasty (they look real long), 90's asses are a little better boobs are ok. Its all about 21st Century porn bitches! Nice a plump and asses actually portrude out into nice mounds...

Shhh.... say it slower

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:21:20 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:28:10 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 03, 2006, 04:03:37 PM

1. 70's boobs. What the hell, White Man? They're shaped like fuckin' bananas. The areolae are on the underside! Respect 50's and 80's boobs! AM I RITE.

2. White Man says that he can jizz more than 700MB total during any masturbatory session that involves Murder She Wrote. This is apparently for write-only content. Sounds like fiction to me. You decide!

3. I bought Freddy Got Fingered for $8. Did I get ripped off, or will Rip Torn bringing an elephant to climax make me LOL enough to justify the expenditure? Also, White Man tricked me into buying the FULLSCREEN version of Insomnia. Should I send him to his room?

4. Would you smoke a cigar named "El Generale," despite it only costing $3.00 and prominently featuring a Fidel Castro's head on the maker's mark?

5. Is Denny's racist?

1. Boobs are over rated. The ass is where it's at.

2. The chick from Murder She Wrote looks like a white version of my grandmother. Her blood flows through my veins, so how could I wank off to her considering my biggest vein is in my pants?!

3. I don't play around with fingering. Next.

4. I'd sell it on Ebay after he dies.

5. They wouldn't serve me once, so I sat on their porch all day.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:28:39 PM »

ASS MEN UNITE!!!!

Mondain · « **Reply #27 on:** August 03, 2006, 05:33:57 PM »

wtf breasts had homogeneous shapes every decade?

Cheebs · « **Reply #28 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:12:39 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on August 03, 2006, 05:33:57 PM

wtf breasts had homogeneous shapes every decade?

Yes, haven't you heard?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** August 03, 2006, 06:16:01 PM »

Maybe effects of smoking and bra habits change ever decade.

etiolate · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2006, 07:24:52 PM »

I like the banana slope!

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Author Topic: Today's Topic Grab Bag, Brought to You By a Too-Long Lunch (Read 7986 times)