Author Topic: Evilbore Secret Santa! - NAMES HAVE BEEN PMed OUT! (Read 28543 times)

cloudwalking · « **on:** November 02, 2006, 09:35:29 PM »

Okay, so some people have been asking me to set this up, since not everyone wants to participate in the GAF one, and some people want to do both, etc.

So, welcome to the FIRST ANNUAL EVILBORE SECRET SANTA! :elf

Here are the brief rules. If you can't comply with these, don't sign up.

ONLY SIGN UP IF YOU ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO PARTICIPATE. I'll personally ban forever anyone who flakes off on sending a gift. If you have to back out for some substantially important reason PLEASE let me know well before Christmas.
There's no need to spend a whole bunch of money on your gift (unless you really want to). $15-$20 or under is just fine.
Don't send anything dangerous that could get you or the recipient in trouble with the law (hazardous or illicit materials). That should be obvious.
Try to wrap the gift up, what's the fun in getting a gift if you can't unwrap it? If you're buying online, places like Amazon have a gift wrap option that is pretty cheap.
Please try to send the package so it will arrive on or before Christmas. There will be a grace period for late packages, since it's a very busy mail time.

Okay! If you've read all of that and decided you still want to participate, here's what you need to do.

1. PM me with your shipping address. Include your real, full name, otherwise people can run into problems at the post office.

2. Post in this thread with the following info.
a) Where do you live?
b) Will you ship internationally?
c) Anything in particular that you want? (include game systems, clothes size, and any other relevant info)

3. The cut-off date is Saturday, November 18th. On the 19th I'll send you your recipient's user name and shipping address.

4. Now that you know who you're buying for, get shopping! Try to send out your gift with plenty of time for it to get there on or before Christmas Day.

Other things:

- If you want, you can include your name/username on the gift to your recipient. I will eventually post a list of who was matched up with who, so if you want to remain anonymous until then, that's okay too.
- Keep the gifts age-appropriate, no sending porn to minors kthx.

Let me know if you have any other questions.

I hope a lot of people participate! Let's have a good time with this.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:39:06 PM »

I'm in!

I live in North Hollywood, CA!
I will ship internationally!
I like games and movies and comics and ~~hot sex~~ have eclectic music tastes!

Bacon · « **Reply #2 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:42:49 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 02, 2006, 09:39:06 PM

I'm in!

I live in North Hollywood, CA!
I will ship internationally!
I like games and movies and comics and ~~hot sex~~ have eclectic music tastes!

Can you just give me rodi's address/phone number?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:43:15 PM »

That is neither secret or a gift.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:43:31 PM »

If I don't participate, is it possible that someone could send me something anyway? I like to receive no give

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:44:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2006, 09:43:31 PM

I like to receive no give

Like as if there was any doubt.

Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:45:39 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 02, 2006, 09:43:15 PM

That is neither secret or a gift.

There would be a gift involved.

Christopher · « **Reply #7 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:47:08 PM »

Hmmm it depends if I get my job, I have another interview tomorow, I mean I can't send someone love in a box

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:57:15 PM »

I will do it. Cloud couldnt ban me LOL.

No seriously, ill be able to get something shipped out and im not flat broke like last year. Im in

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:00:36 PM »

Also I wont ship internationally, im a jerk, but last time I did that I ended up costing the guy money and felt bad

morphix · « **Reply #10 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:01:14 PM »

I am in.

What lucky person will get me? I hope it is a pretty girl

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #11 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:01:46 PM »

Yea, I'll do it. I'll do it good.

Pennsylvania, USA
I'd prefer to ship to US and Canada
I'll reply later with a bunch of shit (probably a C&P form what I listed at GAF).

As you probably all know, I'm a motherfucking zombie fanatic. If you can find something cool and zombie related, I'd probably fall in love with you forever. I don't have either of Max Brooks' books, if that means anything. I'm also missing some classic zombie films (Listed at GAF's thread). Something zombie related would friggin rock.

I wear a size Large shirt if you plan to go that route. If you happen to find a Large that seems like it's humongous for its size, it's probably going to be too big on me. In that case, I'd probably fit into a medium. Speaking of shirts, I've got an I <3 The Monster Hero shirt that's too big. I got it from Troma's official store, and the Large is fucking ridiculously huge. An important note about shirts: I'm not emo or really trendy or anything at all. Please don't get me something Diablos would wear. I've also outgrown my videogame shirt phase.

I love power metal, and upon request I could definitely come up with CDs I don't have if you're stuck as to what to get me. I've got my contact info below, so just get in touch with me anonymously via those means.

I've got some more stuff listed at GAF if you end up being really stuck with what to get me.

Also, here's my contact info:
james(at)nformant(dot)net
AIM: ShigsyMiyamoto

If you need to get in contact with me, I just ask 2 things: 1) Try to be anonymous 2) If you email me, mention evilbore in the subject so I can be sure my spam filter isn't junking you by accident.

warnen · « **Reply #12 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:03:39 PM »

This looks like fun, I'm game!

1) South Florida
2) Yep
3) All I can say is good luck

I'm horrible to shop for.

morphix · « **Reply #13 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:03:56 PM »

opps I forgot.

a) South FL
b) yep
c) anything

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:04:29 PM »

fine, fine

Bothell, WA

no international
i have such swag to share

cloudwalking · « **Reply #15 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:04:55 PM »

I just want to stress that I'm not going to give out anyone's personal info, since that seems to be an issue with some people. I wouldn't pull a shit move like that. The e-mail notifications are going straight into a password protected folder on my PC.

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so I can sell it to various corporations later

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Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:06:45 PM »

Quote from: morphix on November 02, 2006, 10:01:14 PM

I am in.

What lucky person will get me? I hope it is a pretty girl

I'm really a girl. A girl that's into anime.

I'm in.

I live in Houston, TX
I'll ship to US and Canada. That's it, fuckers.
I want something to do with Tarutaru's from Final Fantasy XI! I love them! But yeah, I love little action figures and models and I collect a lot of spiderman comics. I'm trying to name stuff I'm into that's inexpensive. I really love Final Fantasy 8 and anything to do with it. If anyone can find it cheap, I love you (some bitch stole my copy).

I love anything that has to do with LOTR. Fuck, I'm nerdy. Shoot me now. Or find me some hot cosplay photos of Edea and I'll be happy. I'm always horny and I'm in LOVE with Dulce Maria. That's my baby...

Or someone could just get me Melissa for Christmas. (Or Redwood if you want to keep under 20 bucks)

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #17 on:** November 02, 2006, 11:16:24 PM »

redwood...twenty bucks...

Mandark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 03, 2006, 01:02:04 AM »

1) Maryland
2) Will ship anywhere in North America
3) Novels (cleverness over meaning), crime movies, British comedy, Japanese and Mexican pro wrestling, graphic adventures, up-tempo rap with good enunciation.

If I don't get something I love, I will make multiple threads about how it ruined my holiday. Surprise me!

Takuan · « **Reply #19 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:29:58 AM »

Sure, why not?

Hey Drinky, consider shipping to Canada, you've done it for me before! It costs a teensy-bit more but it's the same process as shipping locally, and while the chances of you getting me aren't particularly high, I want a chance at your swag.

1. Toronto, Canada
2. Will ship anywhere in NA
3. Books (humor, sci-fi stuff that isn't too out there), graphic novels, t-shirts (L), Dunder-Mifflin paraphenalia, Arrested Development paraphenalia, normal baseball caps, Drinky swag, miniatures (sci fi, fantasy, whatever, as long as they're detailed and cool - even if they require painting), a percentage of morphix & warnen's fortune, and maybe even a decent book on how to play the guitar, since I've never bothered with real technique.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #20 on:** November 03, 2006, 04:58:04 AM »

I'm in!

I live in California and I will ship anywhere in the United States (I'm a poor art student damnit!) >_<

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** November 03, 2006, 07:27:38 AM »

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #22 on:** November 03, 2006, 11:08:49 AM »

1) I live in Central Maryland.
2) SHOORE
3) The Necronomicon of the Mad Arab Abdul Alhazred. Or something goofy. Or spicy and goofy.

I hope I get Willco so I don't have to put any thought into what I'm getting him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** November 03, 2006, 12:09:50 PM »

You wouldn't even have to ship since I'll be home in December... twice.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** November 03, 2006, 12:15:37 PM »

I hope I get TVC or Drinky lol

rocketman · « **Reply #25 on:** November 03, 2006, 12:19:25 PM »

a) Where do you live? Central Florida
b) Will you ship internationally? No.
c) Anything in particular that you want? pink floyd memorabilia. pins, hats, albums, etc. doesn't matter.

whiteACID · « **Reply #26 on:** November 03, 2006, 01:29:29 PM »

a) Where do you live? SW Ohio
b) Will you ship internationally? No
c) Anything in particular that you want? I need some new handcuffs, or just surpise me!
edit: I want the Dexter books, but any history book will please me, except Civil War books, I have three I still need to read.

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I wouldn't be offended by sex toys either

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P.S. Cloudwalking please don't give me PD, my Probation Officer said I can't send stuff to black people anymore.

Melissa · « **Reply #27 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:15:55 PM »

Count me in!

I live in Los Angeles.
I'll ship to US & Canada only, unless it's AnthonyOA!
I like: weird snacks, taxidermy, underground comics and just overall creative secret santa gifts.

anthonyOA · « **Reply #28 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:29:29 PM »

wow, what a coincidence cause,

i'm in too and

i live in london, england

and

i only ship to UK, unless its melissa

and i like playstation 3's auahuahuahauha (just kidding)
i like anything as long as it's got xmas wrapping paper round it.

i guess i'd better read the first post to see how we're paired.

let me say right now, if i get maf, federman, or drinky, you'll be getting a box of dust bunnies off of me.

they're just like real bunnys

except not alive

and made of dust.

infact they're not even shaped like bunnies. sorry.

whiteACID · « **Reply #29 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:31:43 PM »

To make this more interesting I will also only send out of the country if its Anthony

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** November 03, 2006, 03:56:55 PM »

That'd be funny if Disposable White Guy and Mandark got each other - they could meet up a neutral location (Lakeforest Mall!) and duel each other for gifts.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** November 03, 2006, 04:15:57 PM »

Anthony: Why do u hate me

whiteACID · « **Reply #32 on:** November 03, 2006, 04:16:49 PM »

Just curious Cloudwalking, how many people have sent you thier address so far?

morphix · « **Reply #33 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:37:49 PM »

question is the person that you get also getting you or is it that everyone gets a random address?

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #34 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:38:20 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 03, 2006, 01:29:29 PM

P.S. Cloudwalking please don't give me PD, my Probation Officer said I can't send stuff to black people anymore.

ROUGH

Quote from: Willco on November 03, 2006, 03:56:55 PM

That'd be funny if Disposable White Guy and Mandark got each other - they could meet up a neutral location (Lakeforest Mall!) and duel each other for gifts.

We can dismember each other right in front of Beyond Comics!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:42:07 PM »

Videotape that

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #36 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:45:30 PM »

I never said we'd be naked and slapping each other with our meat you disgusting pervert.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #37 on:** November 03, 2006, 05:46:09 PM »

Im sorry, I dont know what im saying.

Melissa · « **Reply #38 on:** November 03, 2006, 06:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 03, 2006, 03:54:58 PM

Psh, quit trying to select your secret santa people! Either you'll ship internationally or you won't!

Lighten up, buttercup! I didn't even think Anthony was a part of this.

For those who require no-nonsense facts: I will ship to US and Canada.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #39 on:** November 03, 2006, 11:15:02 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 03, 2006, 04:16:49 PM

Just curious Cloudwalking, how many people have sent you thier address so far?

I have 14 addresses.

People who posted in the thread but did not PM me their address:

~~Drinky Crow~~
~~CrystalGemini~~
anthonyOA

People still have plenty of time to sign up!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #40 on:** November 04, 2006, 12:30:13 AM »

Damn if things go right i will be getting out of the country for xmas. But i'd still like to participate if i can get it all done quickly.

Count me in

Fresno CA
NO i wont ship out of US
I like super deformed Starwars figures you know those big head fat body little figures, Dexter books, Hello Kitty, Mini Moni, Morning Musume shit. I dont know funky japanese shit so i can give it to my girl.

Depend on the person i might be nice

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** November 04, 2006, 01:11:42 AM »

Cloud: Lets try and get this divied up soon

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** November 04, 2006, 01:04:32 PM »

Let's not.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #43 on:** November 04, 2006, 06:10:57 PM »

I wanted to give people enough time to be able to sign up -- not everyone posts here everyday -- and at the same time I wanted to have everything assigned before Thanksgiving so people can take advantage of those wonderful Thanksgiving sales for their gifts

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #44 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:34:06 PM »

It's been awhile since I've secret santa'd, and this community seems fun so I'm in.

a: I live in North Carolina.
b: I'd rather not but if there is an extra euro out there I'd ship to him/her.
c: No, I'm easy to shop for. Just something quirky or interesting would be nice.

shedt · « **Reply #45 on:** November 06, 2006, 07:04:48 PM »

is it possible to have one for canadians?

oh what the heck i guess i'm in, as long as i don't need to send anything crazy far away.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #46 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:53:32 AM »

a. bay area. penis.
b. no, i will not send to you russian commies. testicle.
c. porn magazine. vagina.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #47 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:44:24 AM »

How goes this?

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:53:32 AM

a. bay area. penis.
b. no, i will not send to you russian commies. testicle.
c. porn magazine. vagina.

Do NOT send this THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY porn!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #49 on:** November 10, 2006, 03:16:18 PM »

I couldnt bring myself to buy a porn rag anyway lol

demi · « **Reply #50 on:** November 11, 2006, 12:24:00 AM »

Ohio
Yes
No specifics, though I am lienient towards possible DS and GBA titles. Look close, there's plenty of cheap deals out there.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #51 on:** November 11, 2006, 03:59:52 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 11, 2006, 12:24:00 AM

Ohio
Yes
No specifics, though I am lienient towards possible DS and GBA titles. Look close, there's plenty of cheap deals out there.

Demi, I believe that's actually more help than you gave at GAF! I'm shocked!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #52 on:** November 11, 2006, 10:42:54 PM »

I'm running the GAF one, might as well get in on the EB action, too!

a) Seattle, WA
b) I will ship internationally.
c) I'm copying this directly from my post on GAF:

I own an Xbox, PS2, Gamecube, Dreamcast, GBA and DS. I can play imports on every system except Xbox.

If my SS is in Japan -- Crazy, cheap Japanese PS2 action games (ie. Simple 2000 Series titles like Oneechanbara 2, Zombie vs. Ambulance, Maid and Machine Gun, The Pirate, etc. Just not Earth Defense Force 2, I already have it). Cool trading figures (Gundam, Square-Enix, MegaTen, Ghibli), Lemon Fran, Kit Kats, Cocori gummis.

If my SS is in Europe/Australia/New Zealand -- Mars Bars. Lots and lots of Mars Bars. I know it's just a Milky Way in a different wrapper, but the wrapper makes all the difference! If you happen to be in Scandinavia, maybe some Moomin stuff? That, or Sword of Etheria for the PS2.

If my SS is in America/Canada -- Maybe Metroid Prime 2 or Baten Kaitos? Or something cool for my office. Please note, I work at an elementary school so it has to be appropriate in case a parent walks by. You can see my DVD wishlist at http://dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=3&id=distantmantra

Shirts: Men's small

Oh, Demi: You never sent me your shipping information, if you still want to partake in GAF Secret Santa, PM me your info via EB, since you're banned at GAF.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #53 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:16:39 AM »

Just reminding everyone that you only have until Saturday left to sign up.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #54 on:** November 16, 2006, 12:31:36 AM »

Should I sign up?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #55 on:** November 16, 2006, 04:32:55 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 16, 2006, 12:31:36 AM

Should I sign up?

Please don't. I don't want to risk you knowing where I live and showing up at my door with a meat hook one day.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #56 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:21:51 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 04:32:55 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 16, 2006, 12:31:36 AM
Should I sign up?
Please don't. I don't want to risk you knowing where I live and showing up at my door with a meat hook one day.

I already know, what do you think my Wii backup plan is?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #57 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:39:20 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 16, 2006, 10:21:51 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on November 16, 2006, 04:32:55 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on November 16, 2006, 12:31:36 AM
Should I sign up?
Please don't. I don't want to risk you knowing where I live and showing up at my door with a meat hook one day.

I already know, what do you think my Wii backup plan is?

What kind of a backup plan involves trying to get a Wii from me, when I neither have a pre-order, or will be getting one on Sunday?

whiteACID · « **Reply #58 on:** November 16, 2006, 10:48:42 PM »

Can we hurry up and do this shit already.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #59 on:** November 17, 2006, 12:42:53 AM »

Midnight tomorrow is the deadline, can you guys hang on for 24 hours?

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Author Topic: Evilbore Secret Santa! - NAMES HAVE BEEN PMed OUT! (Read 28543 times)

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