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dcharlie

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More Turkok
« on: March 20, 2008, 12:38:07 AM »
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drew

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 12:40:18 AM »
He went too easy on it IMO. 
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 12:45:53 AM »
why is it when i bash uncharted for being embarrassingly derivative and incompetently penned i get ignored but when yahtzee does everyone goes OH YAHTZEE U SO SMART?

oh yeah, i'm not funny. :'(
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 12:59:57 AM »
i should have added "..at gaf in that wankbucket of an uncharted thread"
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 01:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 12:45:53 AM
why is it when i bash uncharted for being embarrassingly derivative and incompetently penned i get ignored but when yahtzee does everyone goes OH YAHTZEE U SO SMART?

oh yeah, i'm not funny. :'(

you're funnier than he is, he's at 14:59 now on the 15 minute scale
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 06:09:02 AM »
Turok is an ok game actually, it's just that the aiming is HORRIBLE.
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Hitler Stole My Potato

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 11:44:10 AM »
Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on March 20, 2008, 01:05:43 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on March 20, 2008, 12:45:53 AM
why is it when i bash uncharted for being embarrassingly derivative and incompetently penned i get ignored but when yahtzee does everyone goes OH YAHTZEE U SO SMART?

oh yeah, i'm not funny. :'(

you're funnier than he is, he's at 14:59 now on the 15 minute scale

Definitely.  This guy's schtick was entertaining for the first couple of listens but now I just find it irritating.  Hopefully his verbal Macarena will be going out of style soon.
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 11:48:58 AM »
i still find him amusing, which is no change from my first reactions.

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 12:21:49 PM »
I was going to say he needs to go more substantive and maybe talk slower, but I thought this was a pretty serious review for Yahztee...I thought he was done when he brought up RACISM in Uncharted.
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 12:38:25 PM »
Quote from: y2kev on March 20, 2008, 12:21:49 PM
I thought he was done when he brought up RACISM in Uncharted.

can't wait for RE5, or as I call it "Darkie Puncher!"

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 02:03:43 PM »
how is there racism in uncharted

i was usually too far away from the guys i was shooting to tell if they were white or black or whatever

or if they were even people, really
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 05:51:28 PM »
I can't believe he just trashed Turok. Too many good people spent way too much time working on that game to let him get away with something like that!  :maf
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 09:44:58 PM »
actually, speaking of former valiant comics properties, i think that magnus robot fighter would be a good beat em up

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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2008, 10:02:46 PM »
well the attempts to relaunch him in the early 2000s as Magnus Robot's Butler really didn't work

but hey, he's shallow and formulaic!  perfect for video games!
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2008, 12:17:06 PM »
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty costs more money second-hand than Turok in Akihabara (as of today anyway)
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Re: More Turkok
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 01:29:25 PM »
Quote from: Sho Nuff on March 21, 2008, 12:17:06 PM
Turning Point: Fall of Liberty costs more money second-hand than Turok in Akihabara (as of today anyway)

They obviously don't know about all the hard work that went into Turok, unlike all the other games out there.  Did they not see the stickied thread??!?

Tragedy.
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