Legitimate question: what happened to Flame of Callandor?

[Vizzys]

Yea hes a dumb ass. By list you mean sex offender list right? 

yes

[brawndolicious]

foc, do you know that statutory rape means it was consensual but one of them was underage?

Are you distinguished mentally-challenged? Seriously? That or you dont have any reading comprehension.

I don't think you understand what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is but one example is a person who tells a 'funny story' about rape to random people on the internet.  I think you should focus what kinds of characteristics a person a person like that has.

[FlameOfCallandor]

i overheard my roommate on the phone today. Apparently they think there is no legal recourse because there is not evidence. Its just her word against his.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I don't think you understand what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is but one example is a person who tells a 'funny story' about rape to random people on the internet.  I think you should focus what kinds of characteristics a person a person like that has.

WTF this isnt a funny story at all.

[Joe Molotov]

Did any of you guys have sex with a  freshman when you were a senior in college? Is that normal? I thought it was pretty much man law that once your 18 there is a huge line you DO NOT CROSS

No no, the man law is "If there's grass on the field, play ball." It's the legal law that gets you in trouble. But yeah, this isn't really that uncommon I'm sure. I remember when I was a freshman, there were several girls in my class that were all gaga over a couple of Senior guys. They wouldn't date any of the guys in our class, because they wanted to brag about dating "an older man." The older men are distinguished mentally-challenged jocks that are just looking for a little action, generally.

[Mupepe]

I don't think you understand what a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow is but one example is a person who tells a 'funny story' about rape to random people on the internet.  I think you should focus what kinds of characteristics a person a person like that has.

WTF this isnt a funny story at all.

She doesn't have any sisters.


Funny story though, my roommates sister is 14 and was statutorily raped on easter sunday by an 18 eyer old while my roommates parents where asleep in the next room.

He's pretty distraught over it.

what?

[recursivelyenumerable]

"man law" 

[Raban]

Divide your age in half and add seven, that's the youngest you should ever go.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I think there should be a +/-10 or at most 15 rule on top of that.  I mean, I have a hard time imagining a 37-year-old being interested in 60-year-olds

[Powerslave]

When I'm 80 I'm gonna be fucking 18 year olds.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I'm not totally comfortable with the whole m/f double standard thing.  It feels a little icky being with a girl of an age at which I wouldn't be comfortable being with a woman of my current age, you know?

[Raban]

I think there should be a +/-10 or at most 15 rule on top of that.  I mean, I have a hard time imagining a 37-year-old being interested in 60-year-olds

Never know, dude. Shooter manages

[Candyflip]

I'm not totally comfortable with the whole m/f double standard thing.  It feels a little icky being with a girl of an age at which I wouldn't be comfortable being with a woman of my current age, you know?

I tell you one thing, if I had a 14 year old son getting 18 year old pussy I would be pretty proud.

[Vizzys]

I'm not totally comfortable with the whole m/f double standard thing.  It feels a little icky being with a girl of an age at which I wouldn't be comfortable being with a woman of my current age, you know?

I tell you one thing, if I had a 14 year old son getting 18 year old pussy I would be pretty proud.

[Van Cruncheon]

the emotional gulf between 14 and 18 is much, much vaster than the emotional gulf between, say, 18 and 22

[Rman]

Agreed.  I always though freshman chicks were pretty immature. 

[recursivelyenumerable]

the emotional gulf between 14 and 18 is much, much vaster than the emotional gulf between, say, 18 and 22

I've been emotionally exactly the same at 14, 18, 22 and soon to be 26.  growing up is not for me apparently

[Van Cruncheon]

you're very special, tennin, as your mom used to say

[recursivelyenumerable]

my mom actually told me it was OK for me to date 20-year-olds because "getting into the game this late, you don't really have a choice".  While I'd like to believe this, since my not dating when younger was my own fault anyway I don't really see how I can justify giving myself special treatment an account of it.  I dunno, despite an apparent breakout year in 2007 I think that'll probably end up being an anomaly and I'll never have any dates or relationships again.  2008 has already been a total bust so far, and it's already 25% complete.  Soon it'll be 50%, then 100% and I'll be 26 and a half, then I'll be 30 soon after that, then 40, 50 etc. and I doubt I'll have made any progress whatever, I'll remain 14 emotionally and even intellectually I won't have learned anything new due to laziness.

[Van Cruncheon]

why don't you date your mom

[recursivelyenumerable]

I met a girl here in St. Louis last month and we hit it off really well etc. and she gave me her phone number and etc., and taught me how to dance, and we were going to meet up again when we got back to Portland but it's looking like I won't even be making it back to Portland in time because I can't find my goddamn cellphone because my parents' house is such a goddamn mess and I can't leave without my cellphone, and also my employer is looking really shaky and my skin looks like shit  and I'll never be attractive again.

and there's all this math I have to learn before I progress and it's just weighing on me there is like graph theory and descriptive complexity and functional analysis all this stuff that i'm completely ignorant about and i'm making incredibly slow progress partly because i've been incredibly lazy lately I should be spending 100% of my free time studying or at least 80%, 70% or if I'm not at least I should be spending what I don't spend on studying doing something socially productive such as having relationships etc. but that's not possible at this time so

there are circular dependencies

[Van Cruncheon]

you need to collapse the nfa of your life into a dfa

start by making a complete state diagram

[Joe Molotov]

Me and you should date, recursive. Wanna hook up, get some drinks, come back to my place, and see where it goes from there? 

[CajoleJuice]

the emotional gulf between 14 and 18 is much, much vaster than the emotional gulf between, say, 18 and 22

I've been emotionally exactly the same at 14, 18, 22 and soon to be 26.  growing up is not for me apparently

This does not bode well.

[Mandark]

You have tried to locate your cell phone by calling it and listening for it, right?

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tennin is one of the few posters I would ask this

[close]

[recursivelyenumerable]

it's out of batteries.

[CajoleJuice]

This is me in 5 years.

Fuck.

[brawndolicious]

oh come on everyone knows "funny story" is just an expression

I'm saying that it's wrong to tell other people personal details about your friends life.

back on topic, 14 is way too young.  a few sluts like older guys but you should mature a lot between 14-18.  Physically too.

[drozmight]

He can't date his mom. I'm already dating his his mom.



and his dad too.