Author Topic: I fuckin hate April Fools (Read 1220 times)

MrAngryFace · « **on:** April 01, 2008, 12:55:26 PM »

Its not about fooling anymore, its about trying to LOOK like a fool with horrible jokes that arent funny anyone who comes near my office today to try this shit will have the door slammed on their fingers.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** April 01, 2008, 12:57:09 PM »

A friend in the office who just had his first child 3 months ago, called his mom and said his girlfriend is pregnant again. His mom started crying, he said he had to go and he still hasn't told her it's a joke. That's fucked up.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** April 01, 2008, 12:57:30 PM »

HAHA ITS OK! ITS APRIL FOOLS!

Powerslave · « **Reply #3 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:03:26 PM »

why does every fucking site try to do an april fools joke every year. Fucking fegs.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:05:43 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on April 01, 2008, 01:03:26 PM

why does every fucking site try to do an april fools joke every year. Fucking fegs.

They don't know son, they don't know. SMHx2

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 01, 2008, 12:57:09 PM

A friend in the office who just had his first child 3 months ago, called his mom and said his girlfriend is pregnant again. His mom started crying, he said he had to go and he still hasn't told her it's a joke. That's fucked up.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:17:13 PM »

AFD is my favorite holiday, but I hate the way most people celebrate it. It's not STUPID LIE DAY

Powerslave · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:18:20 PM »

"distinguished mentally-challenged LIE DAY"

Eric P · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »

it would be better if the internet hadn't somehow convinced people they're funny when in reality they are not

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:21:47 PM »

Trust me dude, I'm funny. I wrote my own biography.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:22:39 PM »

I'm going to call out tonight and when my manager hangs up angrily I'm going to whisper in the smallest voice I can muster

"April Fools..."

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:25:33 PM »

Yeah, the Internet has convinced people that AFD is

1) say something entirely believable without any context
2) people believe it
3) go, "HAHA, GOTCHA"

Lying to people is not a joke! There's a good comedy sketch about this I can't track down right now.

Anyways, good step 1s are

1a) say something possibly believable with lots of context that has people scratching their heads until April 2nd
1b) say something entirely unbelievable with lots of context that people realize is a joke and laugh

The point of AFD isn't to fool people into believing a lie, it's to drive them mad with confusion over whether you're making an AFD joke or not. They should absolutely think you are, but have no way to prove it, driving them slowly insane. This is the way.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #12 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:26:22 PM »

two days in april I ALWAYS work from home on:

A) April Fool's Day - no I don't want to hear your shitty jokes, coworker
B) April 24- Bring your kids to work day - no I don't want to meet your shitty offspring, coworker

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:27:53 PM »

personal AFD jokes are distinguished mentally-challenged, the whole point of AFD is mass dadaism for a national if not worldwide audience

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 01, 2008, 01:25:33 PM

The point of AFD isn't to fool people into believing a lie, it's to drive them mad with confusion over whether you're making an AFD joke or not. They should absolutely think you are, but have no way to prove it, driving them slowly insane. This is the way.

subtlety in the modern society?

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2008, 01:30:09 PM »

the man who knows subtlety in humor in today's society is a man worth watching. He'll be your boss one day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:52:00 PM »

my econ teacher>*

We got to class and a couple minutes later he started handing out exams. I figured it was an April Fools joke considering we don't have a test until late April, but he kept the joke up for like 10 minutes lol - until this foreign girl started crying because she was going to fail it

:'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #17 on:** April 01, 2008, 02:58:16 PM »

Did you spit on the foreign chick? I would have.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:23:20 PM »

the rocko's modern life april fools day episode handled april fools day great. i fucking hate april fools

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2008, 03:53:55 PM »

I loved that show

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:27:06 PM »

are you lying maf? COME ON NOW you can't fool me!

Mondain · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2008, 04:52:04 PM »

fucking annoying shitfest

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Author Topic: I fuckin hate April Fools (Read 1220 times)