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I just watched the episode of Lost where Claire gives birth, and like, it's in the shadows, but you can totally see baby dick.  I think it is a horrible double standard that pedos that get off on seeing baby dick can get it for free, whereas any people that are NOT attracted to baby dick have to go online to get their fix.  So basically, why does Disney choose to cater to pedophiles, but not people with actual healthy sexual appetites?
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2008, 12:45:50 AM »
i would agree with you, but you need to explain under what cirumstances this forum's biggest fan of adult dick, phoenix dark, has a "healthy" sexual appetite
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2008, 12:48:19 AM »
In the first episode of John Adams,there is scene where a man is stripped to be tarred and feathered. For a quick second you can spot the head of his penis.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2008, 12:49:32 AM »
That's HBO though, that doesn't count.  They had an entire show dedicated to showing a hairy vulgar man in various states of unflattering semi-nudity while talking in a barely-coherent moonspeak language.  It was called Deadwood.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2008, 12:51:10 AM »
Lex's cameo in Weeds :bow
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2008, 12:52:10 AM »
To see penis in anything that wasn't pornography is a rarity for me. Perhaps I should watch more HBO.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2008, 12:55:32 AM »
I suggest Oz.  There is plenty of sexy man-on-man sex/violence.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2008, 12:56:41 AM »
I heard Oz was a little too hardcore so I've stayed away. This thread reminds me tho: I still need to see Eastern Promises
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2008, 12:59:25 AM »
In Disney logic, covertly showing old men baby dick is penance for covertly showing babies old man dick in Little Mermaid.

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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2008, 01:06:37 AM »
I just watched the episode of Lost where Claire gives birth, and like, it's in the shadows, but you can totally see baby dick.  I think it is a horrible double standard that pedos that get off on seeing baby dick can get it for free, whereas any people that are NOT attracted to baby dick have to go online to get their fix.  So basically, why does Disney choose to cater to pedophiles, but not people with actual healthy sexual appetites?

I saw that episode, and I don't remember seeing any baby dick. Maybe you're looking too hard.

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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2008, 01:08:55 AM »
I just watched the episode of Lost where Claire gives birth, and like, it's in the shadows, but you can totally see baby dick.  I think it is a horrible double standard that pedos that get off on seeing baby dick can get it for free, whereas any people that are NOT attracted to baby dick have to go online to get their fix.  So basically, why does Disney choose to cater to pedophiles, but not people with actual healthy sexual appetites?

I saw that episode, and I don't remember seeing any baby dick. Maybe you're looking too hard.

It is shadowed, but there is definitely baby dick.  And yes, before anyone tries to make a funny, I double checked.  I'd say you weren't looking hard enough.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 01:15:18 AM »
Babies aren't considered real people. It's the same reason it's okay to show primitive African penises on TV.
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 01:15:54 AM »
Babies aren't considered real people. It's the same reason it's okay to show primitive African penises on TV.

Then why aren't we allowed to abort them after they are born?
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2008, 01:22:22 AM »
Babies aren't considered real people. It's the same reason it's okay to show primitive African penises on TV.

Then why aren't we allowed to abort them after they are born?

because the babies pointed out that it was discrimination to favor cute seals over cute babies and thus gained equal rights. 

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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2008, 02:06:28 AM »
I just wanna see Sayid or Charlie's dick, but the way Disney rolls, I guess I'm more likely to see Walt's :(
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Re: Why is it okay to show baby dick on television but not adult dick?
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2008, 05:59:23 AM »
I just watched the episode of Lost where Claire gives birth, and like, it's in the shadows, but you can totally see baby dick.  I think it is a horrible double standard that pedos that get off on seeing baby dick can get it for free, whereas any people that are NOT attracted to baby dick have to go online to get their fix.  So basically, why does Disney choose to cater to pedophiles, but not people with actual healthy sexual appetites?

I saw that episode, and I don't remember seeing any baby dick. Maybe you're looking too hard.

It is shadowed, but there is definitely baby dick.  And yes, before anyone tries to make a funny, I double checked.  I'd say you weren't looking hard enough.

Stop saying "baby dick" and "hard" in the same sentence
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