Author Topic: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS I JUST SHAVED FOR MY FIRST TIME :D (Read 12542 times)

Homemade Milk · « **on:** November 10, 2006, 01:06:27 AM »

FUCK YEAH I SHAVED, BITCHES, IM A MAN NOW HOOKERS.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:08:18 AM »

Don't cut your penis off dude

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:09:07 AM »

With crystal or rodi's razor?

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:10:37 AM »

I'm past due.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:11:23 AM »

You're Asian - what did you shave, pre-peach fuzz?

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #5 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:11:44 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 01:09:07 AM

With crystal or rodi's razor?

fuck you,i bought a new gilette mach 3.

Quote from: Willco on November 10, 2006, 01:11:23 AM

You're Asian - what did you shave, pre-peach fuzz?

And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.

Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:13:13 AM »

Wait until that first scrotum shaving. It's a real landmark in this thing called life.

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 AM »

did you spend your whole allowance?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:14:02 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:11:44 AM

And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:14:08 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:11:44 AM

fuck you,i bought a new gilette mach 3.

They go up to 5.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:14:43 AM »

Oh man, this thread is fuckin Cyuuuuuuuttttteeeee

brawndolicious · « **Reply #11 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:15:04 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:11:44 AM

And, for your fucking white ass information, i shaved my hair on my upper lip that was in fact, showing, and in fact becky said i looked even younger you mother fucker.

You probably looked less "dirty". I remember the pussies back in the day that shaved before it was even a problem.

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:16:54 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:06:27 AM

FUCK YEAH I SHAVED, BITCHES, IM A MAN NOW HOOKERS.

i bet you laugh at yourself every time you fucking fart, you fuck moron total.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #13 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:17:42 AM »

awww...

look at the widdle baybeee.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #14 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:23:43 AM »

Quote from: Viz on November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 AM

did you spend your whole allowance?

For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.

whiteACID · « **Reply #15 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:24:53 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:23:43 AM

Quote from: Viz on November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
did you spend your whole allowance?

For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.

but is there still cum in your pants, that is the burning question

Bacon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:25:40 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:23:43 AM

Quote from: Viz on November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
did you spend your whole allowance?

For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.

Your sister is such a sweetheart.

Vizzys · « **Reply #17 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:29:05 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:23:43 AM

Quote from: Viz on November 10, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
did you spend your whole allowance?

For your information, Rodi bought it for me, and some axe, douche.

I love your attitude.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:30:08 AM »

Shaving sux, I hate having to shave god damnit.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #19 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:31:21 AM »

hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:31:58 AM »

Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:31:21 AM

hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself

You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #21 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:33:50 AM »

uhh...take this to pm maybe

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:34:07 AM »

I fucking hate shaving so much. I've been doing it like once a week lately. By Friday I look like complete shit.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #23 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:34:21 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2006, 01:31:58 AM

Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!

Asians have no grain.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:34:54 AM »

Since I have goatee beard thing I have to shave every other day so I dont look like a slob.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #25 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:35:36 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 10, 2006, 01:33:50 AM

uhh...take this to pm maybe

I've just got the trimmed chin hair thing going. Took the stache off a while ago. I don't look like a stereotypical spaniard anymore :>

Bacon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:36:01 AM »

I shave both ways. My face is as smooth as Conner Peterson's armpit.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #27 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:37:19 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2006, 01:31:58 AM

Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:31:21 AM
hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself

You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!

what are grains?

xnikki118x · « **Reply #28 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:38:46 AM »

Hey, at least you did shave so you don't end up looking like a troll.

I mean, what?

whiteACID · « **Reply #29 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:39:57 AM »

and i thought the drugs were killing my brain cells

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:40:03 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:37:19 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 10, 2006, 01:31:58 AM
Homemade Milk is awesome. Ummm and...don't shave against the grain dude!

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:31:21 AM
hey willco can u show me how to shave my balls next time you come over plz? i need help so i wont cut myself

You trim first (shears), then use a razor. Rinse and lather first! You want your balls wet and warm!

what are grains?

When you shave against the hair on your face. If you do that your face gets all irritated and you run the chance of getting in grown hair.

Common practice is to shave downwards, then after you shave your whole face start shaving upwards if you want the baby smooth skin.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #31 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:43:51 AM »

does ingrown hair only happen when you shave against the grain?

Bacon · « **Reply #32 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:44:37 AM »

Yes, and when you masturbate.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #33 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:45:52 AM »

Its the most common reason. It also happens to people who get fades as haircuts. The act of shaving up against the hair pushes it back into the skin. The same thing happens when shaving against the grain.

It goes away I think (never had one) but sometimes it can be bad to the point where it needs to be cut open and it doesn't go away. My father had one on the back of his neck, its not cool

It needed to be cut open by a doctor and drained, apparently it can fill up with fluids

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #34 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 01:44:37 AM

Yes, and when you masturbate.

how does that happen?

Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #35 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:49:09 AM »

Yeah I won't touch that

* BlueTsunami passes the reigns to Bacon

CrystalGemini is gonna be horrified by this thread

Bloodwake · « **Reply #36 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 01:47:23 AM

Quote from: Bacon on November 10, 2006, 01:44:37 AM
Yes, and when you masturbate.

how does that happen?

Also, when you masturbate its supposed to feel good rite? but for me its kinda like meh, and it doesnt feel so like good as mentioned alot, is there a specific style or technique? :|

Depending on the responses to this answer, this could potentially be the best thread of the year.

I'll lay back now and see what happens.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:51:26 AM »

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/holistic845/PI_83655mimika_wzrosleet.jpg

that answer your question?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:52:19 AM »

WHY DO I KEEP CLICKING THAT

VISIONS OF BZ, RETURNING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whiteACID · « **Reply #39 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:52:40 AM »

nothing quite like having your baby smooth scrotum fondled by a lubed up female hand...or so I hear

Bacon · « **Reply #40 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:54:01 AM »

It doesn't even need to be a female hand.

Vizzys · « **Reply #41 on:** November 10, 2006, 01:58:22 AM »

I just finished reading the first page and the first thought in my mind was

"oh dear."

Um yeah

Bloodwake · « **Reply #42 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:00:28 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 01:51:26 AM

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r58/holistic845/PI_83655mimika_wzrosleet.jpg

that answer your question?

Damn you.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #43 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:02:45 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on November 10, 2006, 02:00:28 AM

Damn you.

He's very busty.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #44 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:04:20 AM »

Consider yourselves lucky. You don't live with him.

BlackMage · « **Reply #45 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:05:08 AM »

congratulation on your next step into puberty.. just so you know its all downhill from here.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:05:34 AM »

Where does he get the awesome smarmy attitude from? Hes going to be mouthy in High School

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #47 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:05:57 AM »

god damned joke characters

brawndolicious · « **Reply #48 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:06:27 AM »

Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:09:58 AM »

I guess it's that time of the month

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #50 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:10:36 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 02:06:27 AM

Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.

baby oil

do you think i can get that at safeway? or walgreens or somethin?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #51 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:11:49 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on November 10, 2006, 02:10:36 AM

baby oil do you think i can get that at safeway? or walgreens or somethin?

I guess. I just don't want you asking us how you got blisters in areas we can't see for 5 years.

Vizzys · « **Reply #52 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:12:19 AM »

Baby oil hmm...havent tried that yet.

BRB

BlackMage · « **Reply #53 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:14:18 AM »

i hear butter is a good alternative

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:15:08 AM »

Congradulations on making your brother homosexual Rodi. Good job!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:19:52 AM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #56 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:25:52 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 10, 2006, 02:06:27 AM

Get him acne cream and lots of hand lotion or preferrably baby oil but your parents might wonder what the fuck is up.

You do understand how acne cream works right? The benzoyl peroxide will burn the skin right off the shaft. How do you think they get rid of pimples? It sucks the top layer of skin dry and lets the contents of the pimple drain out. Think about that. If you apply it to your genitals, it can result in some very undesirable consequences.

Use lube. Water based. They give free samples in any public health clinic in the city.

Vizzys · « **Reply #57 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:27:13 AM »

You sure know a lot about this stuff.

BlackMage · « **Reply #58 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:27:24 AM »

sex education is such a turnoff

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** November 10, 2006, 02:27:43 AM »

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Author Topic: OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS I JUST SHAVED FOR MY FIRST TIME :D (Read 12542 times)