Dear Evilbore

[BlackMage]

I've grown the pimpest beard ever!

<3
BM

[Joe Molotov]

Worthless without pics.

[BlackMage]

crappy pic but you get the idea!

[CrystalGemini]

GOOD JOB. Shave it.

[BlackMage]

GOOD JOB. Shave it.

noooooooooooo

[demi]

looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.

[BlackMage]

looks gay. why dont you go suck a dick to complete the package.

I bet Nick Frost would suck my dick if I let him.

[demi]

It is a good thing you are ugly, then.

[pilonv1]

my beard is better than that

[CrystalGemini]

GOOD JOB. Shave it.

noooooooooooo

It's ok, BM.  I'm sure you have an awesome personality.

[FatalT]

Backfired.

[CrystalGemini]

my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

[pilonv1]

youre pretty sure i dont what?

[Bildi]

I had a beard once and everyone told me to shave it off.  So I did.

Then people said they liked it.

[demi]

my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

[CrystalGemini]

my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.

[Tieno]

I wish to shave you!

[Cormacaroni]

crappy pic but you get the idea!
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!

[Phoenix Dark]

BM

second best beard on EB. etoilet 

[CurseoftheGods]

BM

second best beard on EB. etoilet 

Nothing beats Cajole's beard, dude.

[Phoenix Dark]

except etoilet's! but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified

[CurseoftheGods]

but cajole cut his off so he is disqualified

[Flannel Boy]

This almost makes me want to post a photo of myself. Almost!

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Human Snorenado]

lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".

[Mupepe]

my beard is better than that

I'm pretty sure you don't.  Shave it.

omg... ownage

btw, i bet crystalgemini has a nasty asian muff. shave it.

Oh, demi.  If you only knew.

pics plz

[MrAngryFace]

yeah I have to keep my beard n moustache trimmed or else it gets all crazy

[Pharmacy]

lolz, I laugh @ you children and your so called "beards".

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ahahahahahahahahahaha

[Tauntaun]

Triumph is a turrrrist! 

[demi]

Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

[Human Snorenado]

Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now. 

[Tauntaun]

Maybe you can use some of that beard to cover up that bald scalp

I've had the beard shaved for a while now. 

Give us pics son, I'll lick your neck. 

[BlueTsunami]

I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;

[Tauntaun]

I'm growing a beard too, are beards out? ;_;

Nothing's ever out of style for you, cause you're beautiful. 

[cloudwalking]

jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

[Tieno]

jarosh has the best beard on evilbore, hands down

Pics please.

[Tauntaun]

i don't even think there's any pics of me sporting a "manly beard". there's only the recent one where i'm unshaved and a couple of old ones with something resembling a beard. but i definitely do NOT have the best beard on evilbore or anything. my facial hair isn't that great.

i shall post links only (to those old ones i mentioned)

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/me-oh1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/pr/image001.jpg

I'd lick your eyeballs dude, come to NY. 

[BlackMage]

hey crystal, Willco sent me a pm saying and I qoute, "the bitch won't let me grow a beard. I wish she would let me be a man!" I wonder if he was talkin' bout you.

[cool breeze]

I would grow a beard, but for the first week or so I end up looking like someone kicked dirt on my face as I was trying to kidnap them, so I cave in and shave.

[MrAngryFace]

yeah the first few weeks while I was growing my beard for the first time = embarassing lol

Cause its a work-in-progress n shit. Once its done tho people are like, looks good, but leading up to that its sideways glances n shit

[xnikki118x]

It works to a point, BM, but I think it kind of makes you look like an asshole. Maybe it's that smile you're doing in the pic though.

[Jabberwocky]

I can't connect my beard to my 'stache.

[CurseoftheGods]

crappy pic but you get the idea!
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[xnikki118x]

^ Oh wow!



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Oh sure, I don't quote the pictures and I end up on another page, lol.

crappy pic but you get the idea!
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[pilonv1]

I can't connect my beard to my 'stache.

I have a similar problem, my sideburns dont connect

[Boogie]

crappy pic but you get the idea!
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What a pansy-ass beard.  I could out-do that with four days of growth.

Unfortunately, Mounties aren't allowed to have beards.

[Tauntaun]

you need to lick more than just my eyeballs to make me go to ny 

As the Beatles said, we can work it out. 

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, I've got the beard/stache issue too. You fix this by shaving whatever straglers that are trying to fill out those voids on your face. I recently trimmed my beard and I think it looks nice. You really need a defined jaw line to rock a beard though or you'll look like a dude with a really round face.