Watching War, Inc. and Joan Cusack looks like SHITE

[The Fake Shemp]

Holy crap.

[Tauntaun]

What this about?

[The Fake Shemp]

It's basically Grosse Pointe Blank but in a fake Iraq.

[MrAngryFace]

Shes old isnt she?

[The Fake Shemp]

So is John, but he doesn't look like the wall hit him - face first!

[The Fake Shemp]

This movie kind of sucks.  Good concept, but shoddy direction and execution.  It blatantly hits you over the head with everything.

The only thing that legitimately made me laugh is that Cusack's character's only TRUE friend is the faceless On-Star voice he talks to.

[John Dunbar]

Hasn't she always?

[The Fake Shemp]

Not like this.  Not like this. /Matrix

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, this movie blows.  What the fuck, Cusack?