Author Topic: I don't think I've ever hated a movie pre-release as much as The Love Guru (Read 4009 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** June 03, 2008, 01:24:22 PM »

go away Mike Meyers and die in some fires

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:28:27 PM »

Syth P spittin hot fiyah on the mic

duckman2000 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:31:42 PM »

I'm more annoyed by the Adam Sandler movie, to be honest. Although, doesn't it seem like these "outrageous" comedies always come in pairs?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:44:37 PM »

The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With the Zohan are currently tied for "Crappiest Comedy I've Seen the Trailer For 1 MILLION TIMES" of the Year.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:46:14 PM »

Just wait for the movie that "parodies" these movies, it will be incredible.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:46:25 PM »

Rman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:46:37 PM »

I heard the pre-release screenings were terrible.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** June 03, 2008, 01:48:49 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on June 03, 2008, 01:46:14 PM

Just wait for the movie that "parodies" these movies, it will be incredible.

Now whoever makes THOSE movies needs to be skinned alive, seriously. smh

The Zohan Guru Movie.

"Hey you remember this scene from Zohan?"

"And what about this one from Guru?"

distinguished mentally-challenged fellow paying to see movie - lolz, I SAW THAT, THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF IT GET IT?!?!? RUFFL RUFFL RUFFL

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:00:11 PM »

"How to do an Austin Powers movie without actually being Austin Powers" by Mike Myers

GilloD · « **Reply #9 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:03:17 PM »

Zohan, god forbid, will be the new Borat. All summer long I'll have to listen to guys with popped collars going "DONT MESS WITH TEH ZOHAN BRO"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #10 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:08:29 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on June 03, 2008, 02:03:17 PM

Zohan, god forbid, will be the new Borat. All summer long I'll have to listen to guys with popped collars going "DONT MESS WITH TEH ZOHAN BRO"

Can I just say that I HATE HATE HAAAAAAATTTTTEEE that look. It drives me bonkers. I wanna knife every snub little punk I see with a popped collar, adrkajgehralgj.

lordmaji · « **Reply #11 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:37:13 PM »

The Zohan?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:46:57 PM »

[youtube=425,350]jmMXk0bA8gk[/youtube]

Another $200 million Adam Sandler flick!

demi · « **Reply #13 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:51:24 PM »

Adam Sandler won the MTV Idol Award at the movie award show, you better pay your respect to THE SANDMAN

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #14 on:** June 03, 2008, 02:52:06 PM »

Zohan looks horrible. And this is from someone who didn't think Little Nicky looked that bad (it was, even worse than it looked, really.)

I don't really care about Love Guru, I haven't been peppered with ads for that one yet. The appearance on American Idol was gay as fuck, and I'm already tired of the 'MariskaHargatey' greeting.

The funny thing is if Love Guru was a hit, she would be more famous for being his greeting than her decade on SVU.

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:40:25 PM »

Robert Smigel was one of the writers on Zohan, so I remain cautiously optimistic. I get the feeling that there'll be a few great jokes here and there, otherwise spoiled by the Sandler Comedy-Bot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:49:19 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on June 03, 2008, 02:37:13 PM

The Zohan?

omg yes, that's WAY more annoying than the Love Guru stuff. plus i see Zohan teasers whenever I'm watching TV.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:50:58 PM »

Admit it, you laughed when you first saw the foot gag.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:52:50 PM »

i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!

FancyFeast · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:53:12 PM »

Is Sandler a cigarillo or what? 2 movies in a row.

I bet he wrote this movie for Baron Cohen.

FancyFeast · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:53:34 PM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 03, 2008, 07:52:50 PM

i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!

Nailed it.

Eric P · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:57:26 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 03, 2008, 07:54:07 PM

thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.

yes, this

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2008, 07:58:21 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 03, 2008, 07:54:07 PM

thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.

That's because you're never home! $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:18:13 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on June 03, 2008, 07:54:07 PM

thank the lord I don't watch tv, or I may have seen one of these advertisements.

I had to watch trailers for both these movies before Iron Man.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:21:02 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 03, 2008, 07:47:13 PM

- Vern Troyer

I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!

FancyFeast · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:24:15 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2008, 08:21:02 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 03, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
- Vern Troyer

I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!

Midgets were funny on the stern show in like, 1992. Now they are as unfunny as mimes(unless they are drunk and/or mentally impaired.)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #26 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:34:33 PM »

Love Guru looks a thousand times worse than Zohan.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #27 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:45:27 PM »

Neither Zohan nor Love Guru can touch the soul-crushing awfulness of this little gem from our friends at Disney:

People laughed a LOT when the trailer for this was shown in front of Prince Caspian. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** June 03, 2008, 08:46:17 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 03, 2008, 08:34:33 PM

Love Guru looks a thousand times worse than Zohan.

.

Love Guru really just looks like a half-assedly reheated Austin Powers movie. You know it's going to be awful when the majority of things in the trailer are things that you already saw in Mike Myers movies. It's been how many years and he hasn't come up with any new material? Not even new sight gags? SMH.

muckhole · « **Reply #29 on:** June 03, 2008, 10:45:01 PM »

Just to be contrary, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to like The Love Guru. And I'll give Zohan that it's premise is a wee bit more clever than I would expect for a Sandler flick, even if it is just an excuse for the stupidity that follows.

But then, I still laugh at farts.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2008, 08:07:19 AM »

Quote from: Amber Lambchops on June 03, 2008, 07:52:50 PM

i first saw the foot gag in auston powers!

I first saw it in Dorf infomercials $:-\$

lordmaji · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2008, 10:14:42 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on June 03, 2008, 09:06:20 PM

Quote from: Willco on June 03, 2008, 02:46:57 PM
[youtube=425,350]jmMXk0bA8gk[/youtube]

Another $200 million Adam Sandler flick!

OH HAHAHAHA THE OLD MAN SAID REMBRANDT AND NOT RAMBO!! THIS MOVIE IS SO HILARIOUS!

lawwwwllzzzzzzzz

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:15:28 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on June 03, 2008, 10:45:01 PM

Just to be contrary, I'm going to go ahead and say that I'm going to like The Love Guru. And I'll give Zohan that it's premise is a wee bit more clever than I would expect for a Sandler flick, even if it is just an excuse for the stupidity that follows.

But then, I still laugh at farts.

Me too! Hold your head high!

border · « **Reply #33 on:** June 04, 2008, 11:25:42 AM »

Quote from: Willco on June 03, 2008, 07:50:58 PM

Admit it, you laughed when you first saw the foot gag.

When I saw it on Venture Brothers 3 years ago, yes.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:34:44 AM »

I saw Zohan last night and it was wretched. Granted there is some amusing comments about Israeli/Palestine relations but no one else in the theatre seemed to get them. It would have been better except that 90% of the "comedy" in the movie was dick/sex with old people jokes.

Crushed · « **Reply #35 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:02:42 AM »

oh look it's rob schneider with an accent in an adam sandler movie

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:03:21 AM »

looks like Patel's Summer of Rightness continues

pilonv1 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 22, 2008, 01:36:31 AM »

I just worked out who the main girl was - Sloan from Entourage. She was fucking SMOKING HOT

in this film

EvilBoris · « **Reply #38 on:** June 22, 2008, 02:15:32 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 22, 2008, 01:03:21 AM

looks like Patel's Summer of Rightness continues

yeah such foresight to distinguish this one.

etiolate · « **Reply #39 on:** June 22, 2008, 06:07:28 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2008, 01:44:37 PM

The Love Guru and You Don't Mess With the Zohan are currently tied for "Crappiest Comedy I've Seen the Trailer For 1 MILLION TIMES" of the Year.

oh shit I thought those two were the same movie

what is love guru then?

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** June 22, 2008, 07:42:00 AM »

so this movie bombed.

good.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #41 on:** June 22, 2008, 11:39:54 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 03, 2008, 08:27:17 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 03, 2008, 08:21:02 PM
Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on June 03, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
- Vern Troyer

I like how just having a midget in a movie passes for a joke these days. Look at him, he's smaller than a regular person, isn't that hilarious?!?!?!?! And if you think that's funny, just wait until you see him get hit in the crotch! A midget! Hit in the crotch! Priceless!

I really hate vern troyer. He's from a small town about 10 minutes from where I grew up and when he got famous people wouldn't shut the fuck up about him.

Although I certainly don't envy his particular weirdness, I can admit that I envy a person who has managed to become filthy rich on the basis of his natural weirdness.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #42 on:** June 22, 2008, 12:41:05 PM »

It's all about Tropic Thunder this summer.

Solo · « **Reply #43 on:** June 22, 2008, 03:42:09 PM »

Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** June 22, 2008, 03:46:14 PM »

wow 4th place. plenty of bad movies come out that manage to entertain people, but i don't think this is one of them. it looks absolutely fucking horrible. i wonder how it'll do in the foreign markets

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #45 on:** June 22, 2008, 03:55:41 PM »

Hulk dropped too much, it's a good action movie.

And get smart, yuck. Another shitty comedy.

Rman · « **Reply #46 on:** June 22, 2008, 05:12:23 PM »

LOL @ TLG. I really detested the trailers. Looks like everyone is over Austin Powers.

Oblivion · « **Reply #47 on:** June 22, 2008, 07:16:08 PM »

Quote from: Solo on June 22, 2008, 03:42:09 PM

Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm

Oh, thank god. For once, stupid Americans haven't let me down. :usa

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #48 on:** June 22, 2008, 08:54:48 PM »

Even Meet the Spartans got a better opening weekend.

Time to hang it up, Mikey

Eric P · « **Reply #49 on:** June 22, 2008, 09:19:14 PM »

Quote from: Solo on June 22, 2008, 03:42:09 PM

Justice has been served - TLG takes in a whopping $14M for the weekend

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/?yr=2008&wknd=25&p=.htm

roman de gare is pretty damn good

if anyone is a fan of convoluted thrillers with a domestic comedy hidden in the middle, i'd say go see it

but since that audience is...well ME...

muckhole · « **Reply #50 on:** June 22, 2008, 09:55:24 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on June 22, 2008, 08:54:48 PM

Even Meet the Spartans got a better opening weekend.

Time to hang it up, Mikey

That's just beyond criminal.

I eagerly await Tauntaun's review of The Love Guru.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #51 on:** June 22, 2008, 10:23:54 PM »

I'll admit it, I liked the Austin Powers movies. But then I also smoked bales of weed back in those days, so hey.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #52 on:** June 23, 2008, 01:16:31 AM »

Everyone liked at least one of them.

Kinda surprised Get Smart's budget was so low.

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Author Topic: I don't think I've ever hated a movie pre-release as much as The Love Guru (Read 4009 times)