I swear, we have more crazy people in my city

[Crushed]

Just today, my dad was telling me that he got a call from some woman who goes to his church (he wasn't there today) telling him that there had been yet another encounter with this strange guy who had been hanging around in the past.

The guy apparently walked into the Sunday school building, exposed himself to the children and sitters, and began to masturbate. Upon making eye contact with the sitters, he immediately left, proceeded outside, and began to expose himself again in the street.

The police went to his apartment to arrest him, and heard the sound of things being flushed down the toilet and doors being locked before they busted in and nabbed him.

[Candyflip]

They heard the toilet being flushed from outside?

I feel bad for the tenants of that complex

[xnikki118x]

Crazy weirdos!

[Narag]

So why weren't you at church today, Crushed?

[Crushed]

So why weren't you at church today, Crushed?

I was. 

[Tauntaun]

 

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I missed church yesterday. 

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[Crushed]

YET MORE EXAMPLES OF THE CRAZINESS OF MY FELLOW CITIZENS

The confluence of a local banner story, mercury in our schools, and the national issue of drilling for oil in our own land illustrates the ignorance the media and schools have instilled in our children and older, uneducated citizens.
The public schools in the South, by all measures of comparison, have lost the race for excellence against the rest of the country.
Ecology and global warming, the former a limping science and the latter a scam, are simple and within the grasp of the participants, be they teachers or students.
Mercury has been found in most fish eaten in the U.S. since the first assays were performed, around the 1940s. Mercury was a source of amusement in every science class I have ever taken, from "silvering" dimes with your fingers to sucking up mercury to fill Warburg flasks used to determine metabolic functions in cell cultures.
Many folks about my age (77) made their own lead soldiers in their bedrooms with a block of lead and an electric furnace with molds for soldiers.
Lead smoke has a dusty taste as we hovered over the molds and inhaled the smoke. Having been raised in the depression, we could not afford chewing gum so all us guys and girls chewed tar off the roads in the front of our houses. Good tar also has no taste.
We are now entering the age of the latest scam, in the image of Obama. Everything will be free, no one pays and the world will love us. I imagine he has no taste either. I look forward to the destruction of the Democratic Party and Bush being looked at as one of the four greatest presidents.

RICHARD S. TUTTLE

I am extremely confused. Then again, the writer is a 77-year old man who spent his formative years around mercury, lead smoke, and ingesting tar.

[Positive Touch]

 

your paper's either really hard up for good letters, or they just wanted to give their readers a good laugh.

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or because someone at the paper agreed with it 

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[Candyflip]

Having been raised in the depression, we could not afford chewing gum so all us guys and girls chewed tar off the roads in the front of our houses. Good tar also has no taste.

This definitely sounds like someone who's logic I should trust

[Tucah]

Your city sounds awesome. Mine's just boring.