Author Topic: Your mom is a lesbian (Read 2066 times)

Saint Cornelius · « **on:** November 15, 2006, 01:47:56 PM »

She's big into boxing, if you know what I mean

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:48:18 PM »

Mom...?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #2 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:49:02 PM »

I was suprised too, she's usually very ravenous for "the bone"

BlackMage · « **Reply #3 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:49:40 PM »

yeah i dont think so

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:50:21 PM »

Because your mom is a straight up hooker

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:51:10 PM »

fuck you dude my mom may be a lesbian and a slut but she is NOT a hooker

BlackMage · « **Reply #6 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:51:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:50:21 PM

Because your mom is a straight up hooker

why you frontin on me? im your homey

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:51:17 PM »

OH SNAPS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:52:40 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on November 15, 2006, 01:51:17 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 01:50:21 PM
Because your mom is a straight up hooker

why you frontin on me? im your homey

I'm sorry man, I couldn't help it. I remember seeing one of your threads on GAF about a blank check or something on the kitchen counter

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:52:47 PM »

Only real lesbo is:

... rodi!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:53:42 PM »

Today is full of shocking truths. So my birth was just a cover?

*sob*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:54:14 PM »

Asian women might as well all be lesbians, because either way they aren't getting any dick from asian men

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:55:48 PM »

No, they get dick from asian men it's just that asian women don't like sex WITH dick so they cry during it and so they go lesbo. It's the obvious chain of events. Asian women need dry humping and licks to the cooter to get turned on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:56:52 PM »

Apparently you didn't get the joke

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:57:59 PM »

i got the joke, it's just that it's entirely false. I have seen Asian porn and they DO get dicked...it's just that they always cry and WAH WAH WAH WAH as if they're being raped. Asian women are NATURAL LESBIANS

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:58:28 PM »

I think its called bisexual lol.

whiteACID · « **Reply #16 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:58:34 PM »

My mom got breast implants.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** November 15, 2006, 01:59:20 PM »

I was saying asian men don't have dicks because they're so small...

Why do I have to explain that. Makes me look stupid $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:02:23 PM »

I already got the joke but the fact that asian women alwasy cry during sex is like 1000 x more funnier

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:04:26 PM »

It's sick actually. Why the fuck should they cry because the genital equivalent of a two month old baby's pinkie finger is stuck up their hole? If I stick a greenbean up my ass right now I wouldn't cry

whiteACID · « **Reply #20 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:06:35 PM »

I would cry..out of shame

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:12:13 PM »

I would too if my pussy was so banged up it was backed into my stomach

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:13:26 PM »

What about your rectum?

BlackMage · « **Reply #23 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:30:07 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 02:13:26 PM

What about your rectum?

rectum? damn near killed em!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:48:04 PM »

Well i'll be honest my mom is a Lesbian. $:-\$ My dad fucked her up that much that she now goes for the woman lovin. She's not told me about her partner but she's been on and off with this one lady for a few years. And no my mom isnt a butch. Her special friend is though. And yeah its ok but at the same time is sad. Cause i know it wasnt something my mom wanted i think.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:51:32 PM »

Your mom didn't want to be a lesbian?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:53:10 PM »

I dont know if she's just bi or full on gay cause she still goes and looks for dick at bars. But i think my dad traumatized her so much that she cant trust men anymore.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:53:33 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 15, 2006, 02:48:04 PM

Well i'll be honest my mom is a Lesbian. $:-\$ My dad fucked her up that much that she now goes for the woman lovin. She's not told me about her partner but she's been on and off with this one lady for a few years. And no my mom isnt a butch. Her special friend is though. And yeah its ok but at the same time is sad. Cause i know it wasnt something my mom wanted i think.

Wow your dad must suck at being man. No wonder you eat so much

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:56:37 PM »

My dad abused my mother and i from the time i was 3 till i was 10. Pyschically and mentally screwing up both my mom and i for life.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** November 15, 2006, 02:57:58 PM »

Sorry

Christopher · « **Reply #30 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:00:25 PM »

I fail to see how that makes your mom want to lick the carpet...wouldn't she just go after another man (nicer) at that? Don't say "she can't trust men", becuase what the fuck if her girl beats the shit out of her?

Animals?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:02:46 PM »

My moms a serious animal lover and so is her friend. Thats how they met. And her friend isnt a angry type of person. My mom just wasnt open to finding a guy and still isnt. Cause she feels that she doesnt deserve a nice guy. That everything that happened to her and i was her fault. Like i said she's fucked up cause of it all. I dont know everything about how she feels but i know her well enough to know she can trust men. I mean fuck she trusts me.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #32 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM »

The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:04:34 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM

The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #34 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:04:46 PM »

No wonder I'm a lesbian then! Thanks, Drinky!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 03:04:34 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice?

For women yeah for men no

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:06:25 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM

The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So she should just look into a chick with a dick

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:08:20 PM »

I'm sure there are women that are born gay, just like men. But I'm saying. To START OUT liking the cock and then switching to eating box? That usually comes from women who have HAD IT with men.

Personally speaking, I've been fucked over by women ever since I became interested in 'em, but I never once thought "man it would be so much easier if I just liked guys!". Wait, no, that's not 100% correct. There was military school, but that was more of a convienience thing. Even then though I stuck to masturbating.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:10:15 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on November 15, 2006, 03:05:26 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 15, 2006, 03:04:34 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 15, 2006, 03:03:06 PM
The #1 cause of lesbianism is women having their fill of men.

So it's a choice?

For women yeah for men no

That doesn't make any sense.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #39 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:15:05 PM »

Sure it does. Might not be correct, but grammatically speaking? It was fine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:17:32 PM »

Looks like a choice to me har har!

I kid

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #41 on:** November 15, 2006, 03:20:56 PM »

Damnit Phoenix Dark, stop posting YouTube shit in EVERY FUCKING THREAD

Bacon · « **Reply #42 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:13:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 15, 2006, 01:52:47 PM

Only real lesbo is:

(Image removed from quote.)

... rodi!

My mom loves dick btw.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #43 on:** November 15, 2006, 04:14:54 PM »

You don't have to tell me that, Bacon

News:

Author Topic: Your mom is a lesbian (Read 2066 times)