I got mono, I contracted it from my mother no less it seems. WTF mom you never tell me you carry mono and that your sick. Thats the last time i help my mom cook. She asked me to try something she just tried. FUCKING BITCH, but i love her.
Now if i give it to my girl we got problems. She thinks of me as the plague now and doesnt want to kiss me at all.
What i need is scotch and some ambien