Attention White Girls - Learn how to dance.

[Christopher]

What the fuck at every party I've been to I must say that black girls know how to work the fucking dance floor/dick when they are grinding...white girls just bob back and forth and are so emotionless, even the slutty ones aren't very good dancers.

White girls take lessons...hoes.

[Phoenix Dark]

White women have no redeaming qualities outside of their oral sex skills and fair hair. Outside of that they're quite average, flat, pale faces and they stank










































I kid

[The Fake Shemp]

Dude, white people can't dance - it's genetic. I'm Jewish and white, and when I came out of the womb, the doctor told my parents, "Congratulations, but know he won't be able to dance or play basketball."

And nobody mention that Jewish Jordan kid, he is anomaly.  And where the fuck is he now?  Probably eating bagels and watching the NBA on tee-vee.

[Saint Cornelius]

WIND UP YA PUM PUM

[Himu]

TEEEEEEEE VEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Phoenix Dark]

Even the white man can't steal everything from us!

And the jews...lol.

[The Fake Shemp]

Also, I'm terrified to dance.  I only dance after several alcoholic drinks and at that point, I'm so trashed that I don't care if I look like a fool.

[Himu]

Even the white man can't steal everything from us!

And the jews...lol.

You're wrong there, chief. Where do you think these white girls got their pop dance lessons?

[Christopher]

Willco I'm with you in the jewboy (1/2) can't dance thing.  But I mean at least you can follow and do your thing when dancing behind a girl surely...

I've had some good white girls that danced, but there's just no fucking competition with the black girls, none...I remembered I was like having sex on the dance floor with my friend Allison and she was like um that's nothing.

[Saint Cornelius]

A black girl named Allison?

[Himu]

Willco I'm with you in the jewboy (1/2) can't dance thing.  But I mean at least you can follow and do your thing when dancing behind a girl surely...

I've had some good white girls that danced, but there's just no fucking competition with the black girls, none...I remembered I was like having sex on the dance floor with my friend Allison and she was like um that's nothing.

Yeah dude. I love that dry hump dancing, it's awesome. It's even better when they grab your hands and rest it on their pussies and allow you the opportunity to massage it.

At that point and time I ask them for their numbers and then we go off somehwere.

AHUAHAUAH

[Christopher]

yes sir although I think she spells it "Alyson". She's jamaican and some other shit, and she's one of the classiest, nicest, coolest girls I know.

Damn Maury gives black women bad reps...

[The Fake Shemp]

I remember I was dancing at this club once, completely trashed, and at one point, it was like I was practically fucking with clothes on

I feel bad for the girls, because I'm sure at one point, it does get obnoxious getting pounded with boners.  I mean, I know they like sex as much as guys, but they also seem to legitimately enjoy dancing (wtf?) and I got to think that's hampered by boners.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm really surprised that Willco doesn't know how to dance. I didn't think there was anything William Federman wasn't capable of!

[The Fake Shemp]

omg you know my name its like you insulting me on a personal level  :'(

[Phoenix Dark]

Willco doesn't dance, it's not that he can't it's because he's got a pistol in his pants

[The Fake Shemp]

And he doesn't mean my modest half-gentile cock, but an actual pistol that I carry around in my pants.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

It's from the "Lean Back" remix, Eminem said it

[The Fake Shemp]

No, for real, the pistol is uncomfortable.  I just use it to fend off black dudes that get jealous at my floor skillz.