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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #120 on: August 01, 2008, 06:16:00 PM »
wii gamers, showing their inability EVERY DAY
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« Reply #121 on: August 01, 2008, 06:16:05 PM »
Did you not notice the :/

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edit: You bitches can't touch my Wii Sports Tennis score.  I'm a pro, such a pro.
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« Reply #122 on: August 01, 2008, 06:20:32 PM »
Did you not notice the :/

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edit: You bitches can't touch my Wii Sports Tennis score.  I'm a pro, such a pro.


I saw it.  I just thought a :/ wasn't shameful enough.  should have been a  :'(  or maybe three. 

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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #123 on: August 01, 2008, 10:30:28 PM »
which is?

I suck at pacifism  :(

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« Reply #124 on: August 02, 2008, 12:37:42 PM »
hyp taking me down  :'(

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« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2008, 07:51:51 PM »
Trying to get the Treaty achievement and I can't get past like 21 or 22.  :-\

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« Reply #126 on: August 02, 2008, 07:53:45 PM »
I have someone in my friends list who has 271 million on pacifism. :o

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« Reply #127 on: August 02, 2008, 08:21:15 PM »
the top Pacifism score is 1.4 billion :o

I am okay with my spot in the score lists, mostly

I wish I could add dcharlie, though :(
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« Reply #128 on: August 03, 2008, 04:16:10 AM »
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the top Pacifism score is 1.4 billion

wait, Patel, you mean i'm not on your friends list? or ... ?


I think you're "full" everytime I've tried to add you
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #129 on: August 03, 2008, 10:58:28 AM »
1.4 BILLION?  :o

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« Reply #130 on: August 03, 2008, 07:57:26 PM »
Wow 1.4billion.

Some of my friends have 181mill and I thought that was high :(

I pretty much play King, Pacifism and Waves exclusively now. I got my 1mill+ in Deadline so I'll never go back and Evolved is ok but not my favourite.

Still need to get Wax Off though
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« Reply #131 on: August 03, 2008, 08:04:48 PM »
I got all the achievments except finish Sequence and Smile. I may try to finish Sequence, but Smile is downright impossible. (for people like me)
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« Reply #132 on: August 03, 2008, 09:37:05 PM »
:-* thanks groo

We should play some ticket to ride. I got the Euro DLC and it adds stations! :o
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« Reply #133 on: August 03, 2008, 10:08:31 PM »
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I think you're "full" everytime I've tried to add you

i will boot a whole bunch of Gaffots off the list tonight so i can be added! :hyper

Add me! :hyper
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« Reply #134 on: August 03, 2008, 10:16:54 PM »
me too :-*
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« Reply #135 on: August 03, 2008, 10:23:49 PM »
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I think you're "full" everytime I've tried to add you

i will boot a whole bunch of Gaffots off the list tonight so i can be added! :hyper


cool. my gamertag is my old GAF name, if you want to add me
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #136 on: August 03, 2008, 10:45:34 PM »
Does anyone have TMNT XBLA? I want to set up a 4p game, on the nearing of Castle Crashers release, get in that beat em up mood.
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« Reply #137 on: August 03, 2008, 11:23:30 PM »
I have it too, and I'm in a similar time zone to the xfag emp.
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #138 on: August 04, 2008, 06:08:43 PM »
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Does anyone have TMNT XBLA?

i have it.
Me, too.
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« Reply #139 on: August 04, 2008, 10:53:35 PM »
I got it too!  Invite me me me!
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« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2008, 10:58:52 PM »
I finally got it. I still suck at this game, but damn it's fun.  :-*
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2008, 11:53:30 PM »
These achievements are pretty easy. I already have five of 'em. I'm pretty close on the Treaty one, too- 27/30.
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #142 on: August 05, 2008, 11:22:37 AM »
You still dont evne have Smile, who cares what score you have
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #143 on: August 05, 2008, 11:32:06 AM »
Because it's MY thread
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #144 on: August 05, 2008, 04:43:34 PM »
You still dont evne have Smile, who cares what score you have
That one is reserved for godlike people like you, demi. I'm not even close... :'(
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #145 on: August 06, 2008, 12:53:26 AM »
The game is good, it just needs an overarching gameplay mechanic to tie it all together.  Achievements or unlockables at accumulated point milestones, or something.  The central problem with the gameplay is that once you achieve a high score in a given mode (one where you got incredibly lucky and managed to totally eclipse your previous scores) then there's really no incentive to play that mode again.  No matter how high of a score you get, unless you manage to get super lucky again and top that highest score, your time was wasted.  It becomes an exercise in frustration.  There are a number of things they could have done to help reduce the frustration factor, but unfortunately most of them also would have changed some of the strongest gameplay elements of the game.  The overall design has weaknesses and strengths.  Once I get the last couple of (non-smile) achievements, it's pretty likely I won't play this again.

God I wish I could see the whole fucking board at once :(  And I wish that the wave enemies didn't look so much like your bullets.  And I wish that the visual effects weren't so over the top that when you're doing really well that it becomes very hard to see the enemies. 

Really hard to complain when a game this good only costs 10 bucks though.

All this aside, the friend leaderboard implementation is a huuuuuuuge step in the right direction :)  My only real goal is to keep Patel from the top spot on my lists :P

I like this game.  I still like SSHD more, as a double-stick shooter.
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #146 on: August 06, 2008, 02:00:00 AM »
http://majornelson.com/archive/2008/08/05/live-activity-for-week-of-august-4th.aspx

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1 Geometry Wars Evolved²
2 1942: Joint Strike
3 UNO
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6 Golf: Tee It Up!
7 DOOM
8 Marble Blast Ultra
9 Worms
10 Texas Hold 'em
The above arcade list is based on full versions purchased.

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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #147 on: August 11, 2008, 01:15:12 AM »
After playing for 2+ hours just now, I realized 2 things:

-I suck at this game
-I wasted 20 minutes on trying to get Wax Off, and I still don't have it.  That shit is hard.

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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #148 on: August 11, 2008, 06:35:42 PM »
How the hell are you supposed to get the "75 enemies killed from reflecting off that one enemy" achievement? that is way too hard.  II still can't get wax off either.  I don't even think I should bother attempting Smile or Game Over.

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« Reply #149 on: August 11, 2008, 09:36:37 PM »
While I cant get like 4 of them, im really happy with the achievements in GW2. Stuff a normal dude can do. I also got a new high score in Deadline woo lol low socre :(
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #150 on: August 11, 2008, 09:48:48 PM »
1,724,146  :lol

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« Reply #151 on: August 11, 2008, 09:50:08 PM »
Yeah well I have an awesome job nyah
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« Reply #152 on: August 11, 2008, 09:50:40 PM »
...and only one butthole!
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #153 on: August 11, 2008, 10:16:27 PM »
Yeah well I have an awesome job nyah

Well I don't have a job anymore.  Know what that means?  NO MONDAYS!

...and only one butthole!

In a few years time when you get old man cramps you'll be wishing for a second release hole. 

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« Reply #154 on: August 12, 2008, 10:52:59 PM »
Just bought the game a few days ago.

191 million on Pacifism.
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« Reply #155 on: August 12, 2008, 10:55:54 PM »
what the fuck.  I don't even think I got over 2 million.  Then again, I don't do pacifism for high scores.

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« Reply #156 on: August 12, 2008, 11:18:31 PM »
6 million in king

nevermind, just saw VALIS's score posted earlier :o
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #157 on: August 12, 2008, 11:35:07 PM »
Just bought the game a few days ago.

191 million on Pacifism.

Well at least in Geowars you're king of the pussy game.

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« Reply #158 on: August 12, 2008, 11:38:56 PM »
 :tophat
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« Reply #159 on: August 12, 2008, 11:40:19 PM »
I'm happy to say that the only achievements in GW2 I need are Smile and Game Over.

Wax Off and Treaty were a pain in my ass.

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« Reply #160 on: August 12, 2008, 11:47:36 PM »
Treaty was easy.  Wax off and Slalom are impossible.  Smile and Game Over I can't even think about

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« Reply #161 on: August 12, 2008, 11:49:39 PM »
smh
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« Reply #162 on: August 13, 2008, 12:19:01 AM »
FUCK! I got slalom, but while I was about to get wax off, these fucking blue enemies spawned into the corner and boxed me in.

There we go!  I am man.
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« Reply #163 on: August 13, 2008, 12:20:49 AM »
Finally took out Demi's evolved score.  Fuck you demi.  You quit playing and it still takes me weeks to beat you!   :maf :maf :maf

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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #164 on: August 17, 2008, 03:28:33 AM »
There's a new Gamercard you can make, it shows your Geo Wars 2 scores



Just c/p mine and replace with your tag
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« Reply #165 on: August 17, 2008, 05:27:12 AM »


Sexy.

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« Reply #166 on: August 17, 2008, 08:09:22 AM »
brb

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« Reply #167 on: August 17, 2008, 08:22:50 AM »


I suck (except in Waves, where I'm just mediocre)

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« Reply #168 on: August 17, 2008, 10:29:21 AM »


Hot.
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« Reply #169 on: August 17, 2008, 07:58:23 PM »

I suck, I know...
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #170 on: August 18, 2008, 01:10:21 PM »


really only liking evolved and deadline.  the rest i've barely touched.  i haven't even been motivated to clear out the achievements.  =\
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« Reply #171 on: August 18, 2008, 02:33:45 PM »


Damn it's amazing how quickly my rank can get knocked back. I was number 104 in Deadline but now I'm 512. My King and Waves score is just saddening. I think I need to start focusing my attention on those.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 03:22:28 PM by Enl »
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #172 on: August 18, 2008, 02:57:41 PM »
how did you do so well on deadline?  I keep on maxing out at around 10 mill.

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« Reply #173 on: August 18, 2008, 03:32:05 PM »
I first focus on getting 100X multiplier before the first 30 secs. Then I try to bring out the orange worms by that time. When the worms come I start focusing on them while at the same time I herd the "sheep" (letting the enemies follow you without shooting them).

When I get a nice collection of enemies following me I bring them down to the bottom and annihilate them. At about 1 min if you have a 300x multiplier you're doing pretty decent (I've gotten up to 450x by the min mark). Once you past 1 min go crazy. Also use your bombs early and wisely (and always save at least one for the end).
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