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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #60 on: July 30, 2008, 02:17:46 PM »
:rofl

I'm sorry, I didnt mean to make you cry with my 5.8 million score
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« Reply #61 on: July 30, 2008, 02:44:11 PM »
Only played Deadline so far but I really like the gimmick that it has. I thought I had got a decent score but judging by Demi's I guess I still need a bit more work.
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« Reply #62 on: July 30, 2008, 03:06:50 PM »
I fucking hate the Green enemies... they need to nerf them ASAP
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« Reply #63 on: July 30, 2008, 03:50:08 PM »
Ya the green guys they really fucking amped up  :'(

in waves I hate how they spawn the red and blue guys RIGHT behind you.  I understand why they do it but damn.

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« Reply #64 on: July 30, 2008, 03:53:41 PM »
The only way to get a high score in Waves is to use the gates... but THEY NEVER FUCKING APPEAR

alternatively: THEY APPEAR ON THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING SCREEN HOW DOES THAT HELP
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« Reply #65 on: July 30, 2008, 04:05:55 PM »
Did some Waves, trying to improve my score...man, my eyes are tired. You need to be so fast and dexterous in that mode.
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« Reply #66 on: July 30, 2008, 04:25:07 PM »
The only way to get a high score in Waves is to use the gates... but THEY NEVER FUCKING APPEAR

alternatively: THEY APPEAR ON THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING SCREEN HOW DOES THAT HELP

I've found that if I can keep a 6X6 (in yellow arrow enemies units) clean near the middle of a wall and then just a few spaces up and then shoot in straight lines either vertical or horizontal it works well, but at around 2 mill the green enemies start spawning to much. 

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« Reply #67 on: July 30, 2008, 05:50:42 PM »
just played the demo.

absolute sex.

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« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2008, 06:00:16 PM »
The only way to get a high score in Waves is to use the gates... but THEY NEVER FUCKING APPEAR

alternatively: THEY APPEAR ON THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING SCREEN HOW DOES THAT HELP

I see what you mean now.  The game changes at about 4 mill. 

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« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2008, 06:12:31 PM »
Fuck someone beat my Deadline score... I cant even touch my old score :lol
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« Reply #70 on: July 30, 2008, 06:30:55 PM »
Scratch that, #1 once more

14.362.xxx Deadline
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« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2008, 06:36:35 PM »
Can we get a lowest score converstion going here 'cause there's just no way in hell I could even come close to you guys.  Can't be 0 though.

I got 200 in Pacifism.  Seriously.
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« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2008, 06:41:25 PM »
800pts later I realize that I still suck at Geometry Wars.
The leaderboards say otherwise...  :-*
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« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2008, 06:43:52 PM »
Yeah, that 400,000 pt game of mine was a real barn burner.  Should be on YouTube.
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« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2008, 06:45:52 PM »
Yeah, that 400,000 pt game of mine was a real barn burner.  Should be on YouTube.
I just broke 250K not even a few weeks ago. I'm jealous.  >:(
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2008, 06:47:06 PM »
King is a shit mode...
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« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2008, 07:01:16 PM »
Fuck someone beat my Deadline score... I cant even touch my old score :lol

Seriously. How the fuck did you get 16m in that?

I'm coming close to your score in King, though. Another few games and I should beat it.  :-*
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« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2008, 07:14:29 PM »
Scratch that, #1 once more

14.362.xxx Deadline

whats the secret to this?  there is no way I can collect that many flaky things to get my multipkyer up in that time. 

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« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2008, 07:14:57 PM »
Yeah, that 400,000 pt game of mine was a real barn burner.  Should be on YouTube.
I just broke 250K not even a few weeks ago. I'm jealous.  >:(
I should also note that HSMP got 2+ million in Deadline. I can barely break 400K. >:(
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« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2008, 07:23:47 PM »
Fuck someone beat my Deadline score... I cant even touch my old score :lol

Seriously. How the fuck did you get 16m in that?

I'm coming close to your score in King, though. Another few games and I should beat it.  :-*

I only have 14m in Deadline

I came close to beating my score in King but the mode is too frustrating... the worms surround your circle and you cant shoot them at all. Then those speedy small blue things appear and its like, oh forget it - and you're dead. The circles spawn at the worst possible places... usually ACROSS THE DAMN MAP
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« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2008, 07:36:58 PM »
7.2 million in King. #15 overall. Line to touch me forms to the right.
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« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2008, 07:55:41 PM »
I'm working on SMILE now - I almost had it... screwed up 2 levels
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« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2008, 08:23:13 PM »
Wow I'm so shit at this game, but I didn't really play Geo Wars 1

One thing I HATE is when my friends come online and the little pop-up fucks wit ma flow

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« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2008, 08:32:39 PM »
God that Smile achievement is so gay. I always run out of bombs near the end on levels I have to beat and I fuck up. Some of the rooms are just WTF. I'm bored of this game.

Geo Wars > Geo Wars 2
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« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2008, 09:43:26 PM »
Wow I'm so shit at this game, but I didn't really play Geo Wars 1

One thing I HATE is when my friends come online and the little pop-up fucks wit ma flow

I kept thinking I'd got an achievement when that happened :(
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #85 on: July 31, 2008, 02:07:32 AM »
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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« Reply #86 on: July 31, 2008, 02:16:55 AM »
Nice. Now admit it, it's a great game and better than Geo Wars. That's why you can't stop playing.

It's hard to compare it to Geo Wars 1 since that game came up with the concept and this one just expands on it. But still, the different modes was a pretty genius idea. It's like six different Geometry Wars games in one. Won't get stale for a while.
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #87 on: July 31, 2008, 02:32:43 AM »
Nah, I'm done playing it now

Bring on the next FAIL of Summer
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« Reply #88 on: July 31, 2008, 02:42:25 AM »
demi has a reputation to uphold.
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« Reply #89 on: July 31, 2008, 03:21:45 AM »
Step 1 to (mild) success: play your own music

I started playing much better as soon as I turned off the wild homo techno.
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« Reply #90 on: July 31, 2008, 03:27:42 AM »
Nah, I'm done playing it now

Bring on the next FAIL of Summer

I'm gonna call 1-800-MY-XBOX and tell them to revoke your achievement points for this game.
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« Reply #91 on: July 31, 2008, 03:37:11 AM »
jesus christ demi

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« Reply #92 on: July 31, 2008, 08:35:30 AM »
God that Smile achievement is so gay. I always run out of bombs near the end on levels I have to beat and I fuck up. Some of the rooms are just WTF. I'm bored of this game.

Geo Wars > Geo Wars 2
Sounds like you just hate it because it wasn't easy or whatever.

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« Reply #93 on: July 31, 2008, 08:53:33 AM »
I love Deadline and King mode (the only two I've unlocked so far)... both are perfect
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« Reply #94 on: July 31, 2008, 09:14:29 AM »
Wow, so much better than the first game.  I've played Deadline, King and Evolved so far and am blown away at how good it is.  There's like ten times more replay value thanks to the different modes, all of which are awesome so far.  The gfx and effects are much improved as well.  This is easily the best game on XBLA and probably PSN for that matter.  Bizarre did it again... all imitators owned.  And I've still yet to try two modes, Pacifism and Waves
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« Reply #95 on: July 31, 2008, 10:20:00 AM »
You can't stop now demi  :-\


I'll beat your waves score today, just you see.   

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« Reply #96 on: July 31, 2008, 12:07:53 PM »
"just one more game"
*crap*
"a real one!"
*damn it*
"that wasn't real enough, just one more"
...it's hard to quit this game
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« Reply #97 on: July 31, 2008, 12:12:27 PM »
 :lol  ya

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« Reply #98 on: July 31, 2008, 12:12:45 PM »
king is the worst mode ever.  i just beat it to unlock the next mode.

that said, i actually like the game overall.  only unlocked the first 3 modes.  didn't get to play much last night but so far so good.  don't like the gun at all.  i really wish it could be powered up.  glad they added evolved mode in there again, best mode ever!  deadline seems pretty cool.  haven't figured out a good strategy yet and i keep maxing out my bonus around x1100.  argh.  

king is definitely the most frustrating piece of crap i've encountered so far.  don't know if i can be as hardcore with this game because of all the various modes.  makes it hard to focus.  i may just pick one and roll with it for the sake of leaderboards.  might just be evolved cause i loved gw1 so much.  

overall i'd say this is totally worthy of a purchase. some letdowns for true fans of part 1, but a nice change of pace as well.
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« Reply #99 on: July 31, 2008, 12:20:07 PM »
wait till you try waves.  so good.

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« Reply #100 on: July 31, 2008, 12:25:05 PM »
The only one I don't really like is sequence.

Pacifism isn't that great either... but that's probably because I'm terrible at it.  Dead last on the leaderboard.  Do the enemies change Pacifism or is it the same blue one forever?

Deadline, King, Waves, and Evolved are all amazing.
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« Reply #101 on: July 31, 2008, 01:30:22 PM »
This game is sooooooooooo awesome. Played it to 3:30 in the morning. I love Pacifism.

Glad they made it like the DS version with the multiplier. Those on the fence should really buy because its not anything like the first one.

What's y'alls best score on the 3:00 timer mode? I can't seem to break ~1.5M. There's a guy on my friends list who has over 5M.

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« Reply #102 on: July 31, 2008, 01:55:03 PM »
:drudge Just got 11.6 mil on Sequence... what a monster of a run (for me) :bow
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #103 on: July 31, 2008, 01:56:33 PM »
KING IS AWESOME SHUT UP
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« Reply #104 on: July 31, 2008, 01:57:53 PM »
I just figured out that they drop more bits the longer you stay alive, lol.

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« Reply #105 on: July 31, 2008, 03:42:25 PM »
Gamertags, now. I only have like 2 people from here on my list.

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« Reply #106 on: July 31, 2008, 04:11:58 PM »
Nobody bother adding FatalT, you'll get to play with him once then he'll go play shitty games.

I'd respond to you, but I'm too busy playing Advent Rising.

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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #107 on: July 31, 2008, 04:14:26 PM »
At least it isn't Persona 3
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« Reply #108 on: July 31, 2008, 04:19:45 PM »
At least it isn't Persona 3

:lol Touche demi, touche.

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« Reply #109 on: July 31, 2008, 04:26:06 PM »
KING IS AWESOME SHUT UP

King is awesome.

1. Sequence
2. King
3. Evolved
4. Deadline
5. Waves
6. Pacifism

It's not that I don't like Pacifism, it's just that shooting stuff > not shooting stuff. Waves could use some bombs. Just a couple to help me along. C'mon!
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« Reply #110 on: July 31, 2008, 04:37:35 PM »
1. Geometry Wars 1
2. Pacifism
3. Sequence
4. Evolved
5. Deadline
6. Waves
7. King
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« Reply #111 on: July 31, 2008, 04:39:02 PM »
WAVES
EVOLVED
deadline


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« Reply #112 on: July 31, 2008, 06:34:00 PM »
I broke a million in Deadline in the demo. I'm buying points over the weekend to unlock the full version.  :-*
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Re: The Geo Wars 2 Thread Of Colorful Semen On My TV Screen
« Reply #113 on: July 31, 2008, 11:09:17 PM »
I'm really only god at Pacifism  :lol

But HOLY SHIT AT 57,000 ON EVOLVED HYP
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« Reply #114 on: July 31, 2008, 11:40:37 PM »
Oh man I suck. Add me bitches. Gamertag: SpencerGR

added.  I need some good competition.

I booted up the original Geometry Wars today to compare it with 2, the sequel's visuals easily blow away the old one.  Especially the menu/pause screen:



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« Reply #115 on: July 31, 2008, 11:47:08 PM »
I'm noticing a severe lack of decent players on my scorelist. Add me if you want some competition (Tag- Sam Sawyer).
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« Reply #116 on: August 01, 2008, 12:26:22 PM »
wish i could play more.  :-\
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« Reply #117 on: August 01, 2008, 02:22:27 PM »
added a bunch of people.

33 mill in evolved.  5 mill in waves.   Still can't beat demi  :'(

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« Reply #118 on: August 01, 2008, 05:48:39 PM »
How the fuck are you people this fucking good.

I'm beating Chav Hooligan in most of them at least :/
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« Reply #119 on: August 01, 2008, 06:15:16 PM »
So basically you are beating a guy that probably has an uncontrollable shake in his hands due to years of substance abuse.