Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 24339 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #240 on:** August 26, 2008, 12:04:52 AM »

where is todays strip?!

Tucah · « **Reply #241 on:** August 26, 2008, 12:23:22 AM »

Oh no.

muckhole · « **Reply #242 on:** August 26, 2008, 12:27:33 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 26, 2008, 12:23:22 AM

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Oh no.

The great mindfuck would be that she gets the card frozen, only to have it turn out that the suspicious activity was only Ian out of town on his trip, leaving him out to dry.

I've become far too invested in this.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #243 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:05:53 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 26, 2008, 12:23:22 AM

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Oh no.

TERRIBLE. the fact she knows its happening ruins it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #244 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:08:56 AM »

Six days ago:

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 21, 2008, 12:17:12 AM

Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .

Yeah, it sucks being right all the time.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #245 on:** August 26, 2008, 01:22:26 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 26, 2008, 01:14:30 AM

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 26, 2008, 01:08:56 AM
Six days ago:
Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on August 21, 2008, 12:17:12 AM
Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .

Yeah, it sucks being right all the time.
Considering your prognostications concerning your chances for future romance, I would say it really sucks.

Actually, I am, and have always been, extremely pessimistic about my chances with women.

Himu · « **Reply #246 on:** August 26, 2008, 03:12:24 AM »

FUCK OFF TOBY

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW

pilonv1 · « **Reply #247 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:56:40 PM »

where is todays strip!?!?!?!

Tucah · « **Reply #248 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:57:52 PM »

Wait 10 minutes.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #249 on:** August 26, 2008, 11:57:59 PM »

mary worth knows what is wrong with culture this day, and the author of this fine strip must be a goo person because hes showing the women of the world the hidden dangers lieing beneath the internet and that one day may happen to them

pilonv1 · « **Reply #250 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:07:21 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 26, 2008, 11:57:52 PM

Wait 10 minutes.

where are they posted?

Tucah · « **Reply #251 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:17:12 AM »

I get them from http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mary.asp

The new strips are normally posted at midnight, if you press the View Comic button and switch the date in the URL to the next day.

I've thought this through too much.

Oddly, the new strip's not up yet.

Tucah · « **Reply #252 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:20:55 AM »

Never mind, here it is.

Toby continues to be distinguished mentally-challenged.

Crushed · « **Reply #253 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:21:26 AM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #254 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:21:29 AM »

what a dumb cunt oops i didnt mean that shes probably a good person besides this small incitdent

pilonv1 · « **Reply #255 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:21:46 AM »

@ todays brilliance by toby

pilonv1 · « **Reply #256 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:28:33 AM »

Quote

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Tucah · « **Reply #257 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:34:04 AM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 27, 2008, 12:21:26 AM

WOW

Pretty much the best way to put it.

And Methodis, she's pretty much always an idiot.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #258 on:** August 27, 2008, 12:35:22 AM »

i'm still laughing at her stupidity.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #259 on:** August 27, 2008, 08:25:29 AM »

Is she actually looking at her credit card or at something off in the distance?

Himu · « **Reply #260 on:** August 27, 2008, 09:58:07 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 12:20:55 AM

Never mind, here it is.

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Toby continues to be distinguished mentally-challenged.

OMFG

pilonv1 · « **Reply #261 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:06:47 AM »

I cant wait for Toby to call them up and abuse them and then get shut down like the stupid bitch she is

Tucah · « **Reply #262 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:08:10 AM »

, Toby's such an idiot.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #263 on:** August 28, 2008, 12:14:00 AM »

http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/

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"I better not call my bank back. This sounds like some kind of scam to get me to reveal my credit card number over the phone."

Himu · « **Reply #264 on:** August 28, 2008, 09:49:50 AM »

omfg

pilonv1 · « **Reply #265 on:** August 29, 2008, 12:07:23 AM »

Canada

Tucah · « **Reply #266 on:** August 29, 2008, 12:08:38 AM »

Crushed · « **Reply #267 on:** August 29, 2008, 12:11:09 AM »

"There's charges here made in Canada for a limo, hotel, tuxedo rentals... does the 'Patterson/Caine' wedding mean anything to you?"

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #268 on:** August 29, 2008, 01:19:13 AM »

Canada, source of all evil.

muckhole · « **Reply #269 on:** August 29, 2008, 10:29:15 AM »

That's insulting, Joe

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Tucah · « **Reply #270 on:** August 30, 2008, 12:08:50 AM »

Haha. The $1.09 charge?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #271 on:** August 30, 2008, 10:41:43 AM »

I think we all know what's really going on here. Ian's trip to "The Conference" wasn't quite what it seemed, if you get my meaning.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #272 on:** August 30, 2008, 09:50:35 PM »

demi · « **Reply #273 on:** August 30, 2008, 10:51:44 PM »

Man it must be hell reading these strips day by day. It's worse than an episode of LOST.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #274 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:08:05 AM »

THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

$18000

Ian killing Toby

the tears in the last panel

Hopefully this sends Toby into a downward spiral of prescription pill abuse and self harm.

Tucah · « **Reply #275 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:08:48 AM »

"$18,000? Is that what a DVD costs these days?"

Also

tears.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #276 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:10:56 AM »

If this story arc doesn't end with a boozed up Toby driving her car off a cliff, I will be sorely disappointed.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #277 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:17:58 AM »

forgot

@ reputable stores.

this story arc is fucking awesome. so many highs and lows

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #278 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:23:47 AM »

I think I know what Ian's response is going to be when he finds out...

pilonv1 · « **Reply #279 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:24:46 AM »

omg http://www.enormoushop.com/cschat.html

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #280 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:28:46 AM »

Secure

pilonv1 · « **Reply #281 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:30:37 AM »

getting the debit card info too. I'm literally in tears here. So fucking awesome

demi · « **Reply #282 on:** August 31, 2008, 12:42:28 AM »

OMG someone made that?? that's hilarious

Vyer · « **Reply #283 on:** August 31, 2008, 03:07:31 AM »

Awesome. Loved how the chat icon changed through that.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #284 on:** August 31, 2008, 01:07:28 PM »

Tucah · « **Reply #285 on:** August 31, 2008, 01:19:54 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #286 on:** August 31, 2008, 03:40:13 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on August 31, 2008, 01:06:42 PM

wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...

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Yessssss.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #287 on:** August 31, 2008, 07:02:20 PM »

so awesome

TVC15 · « **Reply #288 on:** August 31, 2008, 07:09:30 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on August 31, 2008, 01:06:42 PM

wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...

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Can you make it so she's drinking as she drives off the cliff?

muckhole · « **Reply #289 on:** August 31, 2008, 10:00:57 PM »

A fitting end.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #290 on:** August 31, 2008, 10:04:19 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on August 31, 2008, 09:20:23 PM

Too bad we couldn't eliminate the writer of Mary Worth and put Jarosh in charge.

It would be the greatest comic strip since Garfield Minus Garfield.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #291 on:** September 01, 2008, 12:06:53 AM »

todays strip is a bit dull. who would want to steal tobys identity

Tucah · « **Reply #292 on:** September 01, 2008, 12:09:11 AM »

As long as it ends with Toby committing suicide/Ian killing her, I'm fine with this storyline.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #293 on:** September 01, 2008, 12:21:36 AM »

it would be awesome if aldo was involved somehow

http://www.enormoushop.com/EnormouShop%20-%20Identity%20Sharing%20Guide.pdf

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #294 on:** September 01, 2008, 01:12:20 AM »

The ghost of Aldo brings vengeance, slowly but surely, to his many tormentors.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're next, Mary!

[close]

Vyer · « **Reply #295 on:** September 01, 2008, 03:04:09 AM »

I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #296 on:** September 01, 2008, 03:17:42 AM »

Quote from: Vyer on September 01, 2008, 03:04:09 AM

I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*

Mary drove him to suicide by spurning his advances.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #297 on:** September 01, 2008, 08:47:36 AM »

Quote from: Vyer on September 01, 2008, 03:04:09 AM

I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*

someone posted some awesome videos before, check pages 1-3

pilonv1 · « **Reply #298 on:** September 02, 2008, 12:22:59 AM »

Back to boring shit since the crisis is solved.

Also looks like someone shot a load in her eye.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #299 on:** September 02, 2008, 01:00:22 AM »

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/search/content/accent/epaper/2008/09/01/a4d_hotmary_web_0901.html?cxntlid=facebook

interview with Joshreads guy and the guy who runs maryworthand me

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Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 24339 times)