to find out what games this anthology contains, you must do the following steps in order:
a) visit the old man at 232 park drive
b) give him the map of bonger county you found in the abandoned gas station, that you had signed by the lead singer of deathface riot in the previous act
c) when he has his seizure, give him mouth-to-mouth while holding a paper clip with your tongue. you can only get the right paper clip by infiltrating the beach house in the second area after 2 AM on wednesday.
d) play the mini-game to extract the gremlin's key from his behind his uvula
e) take the key to the airport, and sneak around the security guard by wearing the giant cheese hat you found in the basement of your foster parents' house
f) unlock the locker by solving the sudoku game that pops up in under a minute
g) collect the three tapes inside and take them to the animal husbandry clinic in the starting area
h) if you have over 50 romance points with the secretary there, she'll rip one of the tapes to your mp3 player (if you didn't buy the collector's edition, you start with a cd player instead, and you'll hafta buy the basic strategy guide). be sure you pick the third tape, and note the name "Cubicles Thinly Toothy Sit"
i) solve the anagram and feed the correct result to the mp3 player using the mini-game spinwheel interface: "BUY THIS SHITTY COLLECTION"
j) a voice will read off all the games in the collection! congratulations! YOU HATE GAMES.
