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Beardo

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I'm paranoid of bot flys
« on: August 28, 2008, 12:43:20 AM »
I was hanging out with some friends last weekend and someone sowed me the most disgusting thing I haver ever seen. A picture of a Bot fly infestation. I wont post the image. But now I am paranoid that anything wrong on my is a bot fly.

Pimple on my elbow? Jesus it's probably a bot fly.
Any bit on my ankle? Please don't let a little fly emerge in a few weeks.
Calcium deposit on my nut sack? Holy fucking shit that would suck if it was a bot fly.
« Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 04:08:35 PM by cloudwalking »

Crushed

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 12:45:55 AM »
Have you seen the picture of the botfly larva being pulled out of the kid's eyeball.

Or this: (OH GOD DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH)

[youtube=425,350]23eimVLAQ2c[/youtube]
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Beardo

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 12:47:12 AM »
Yeah Ive seen all of this. That's why I'm paranoid!

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 01:18:51 AM »
jesus  the related videos







omg the worst video ever

« Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 01:21:45 AM by Father_Mike »

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 01:29:42 AM »
the video crushed omg

disgusting
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Reb

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 06:24:37 AM »
That was awesome.
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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 09:55:17 AM »
jesus  the related videos


Yeah, the biggest problem I have with watching any of these vids is that I inevitably wind up watching all the "related" ones as well, which ususally just leads to worse and worse stuff. I never learn.

You guys should also check out the Guinea worm.  :yuck
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Tucah

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 10:31:30 AM »
I came in here expecting a discussion about tiny robotic flies.

I was not prepared for what I found instead.

This.

Brehvolution

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 10:37:57 AM »
I wasn't gonna watch, but I did. It wasn't that bad. Or maybe my numbness is accelerating too fast.
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Tundra

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 03:09:02 PM »
I came in here expecting a discussion about tiny robotic flies.

I was not prepared for what I found instead.

This.
and +1  :'(
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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 04:18:04 PM »
I wasn't gonna watch, but I did. It wasn't that bad. Or maybe my numbness is accelerating too fast.

Numbness, huh? I'm pretty sure that this is one of the primary symptoms of bot fly infestation. They'll probably start bursting through your skin any day now.
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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 04:33:21 PM »
I wasn't gonna watch, but I did. It wasn't that bad. Or maybe my numbness is accelerating too fast.

Numbness, huh? I'm pretty sure that this is one of the primary symptoms of bot fly infestation. They'll probably start bursting through your skin any day now.

Cool.
Numbness to shock value was what I was referring to. Although I still can't unsee a Saudi beheading that was on the internet a year or so ago. :'(
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Jansen

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Re: I'm paranoid of bot flys
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 06:27:27 PM »
I came in here expecting a discussion about tiny robotic flies.

I was not prepared for what I found instead.

same here.

i'm really disappointed now.