Evilbore's Presidential Election Thread --Its the Final COUNTDOWN Ba da ba baaaa

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.tindeck.com/audio/filestore/w/wwdo-SarahPalin.mp3

Holy shit.

 

Canada

[Howard Alan Treesong]

http://www.tindeck.com/audio/filestore/w/wwdo-SarahPalin.mp3

Holy shit.

Holllyyy shitttt

P.S. White supremacists support Obama: http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/racists-support-obama-061308

[Oblivion]

http://www.tindeck.com/audio/filestore/w/wwdo-SarahPalin.mp3

Holy shit.

In the immortal words of Jesus Burgess:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehahahahahahhahahhaha

[brawndolicious]

That comedian is a genius.  He got her to agree with him on her presidential ambitions, foreign policy, and even her porno.

wow.

[laesperanzapaz]

fucking Quebec finally does something right

[laesperanzapaz]

hey is it true that theres recently been voter booth fraud?  I am hearding alot about how in some places, voting 'obama' will register as having voted for mccain.

any info on that?

[TakingBackSunday]

I think I read something like at GAF, but I never found anything else supporting that.  Is there a link to where you found this?

Oh and btw I would so hatefuck Elizabeth Hasselbeck

[Bloodwake]

Re: voter fraud

A lot of the states (including Kentucky) that used the flawed voting machines switched back to the older machines so you SHOULDN'T get screwed out of your vote.

But hey, you never know what crazy Republicans are capable of.

[laesperanzapaz]

wow america

http://ca.  [esp: the people at the first few minutes; but the rest of the clip rassures me a bit]

it's from March 2008 but i think it's relevant. 


for thhe lazy: 12 stood against the guy, 6 stood for him, and 23 did jack shit

[Fresh Prince]

wow america
http://ca.  [esp: the people at the first few minutes; but the rest of the clip rassures me a bit]
it's from March 2008 but i think it's relevant. 
for thhe lazy: 12 stood against the guy, 6 stood for him, and 23 did jack shit

For some reason I though America still had those, 'right to refuse service anyone' laws. Actually no one would be blatant as that it would've of been better if they asked he to remove her scarf for 'security purposes' and see if people caught on.

[Madrun Badrun]

wow america

http://ca.  [esp: the people at the first few minutes; but the rest of the clip rassures me a bit]

it's from March 2008 but i think it's relevant. 


for thhe lazy: 12 stood against the guy, 6 stood for him, and 23 did jack shit

The opening sounds like a Mr Rogers song. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I read PoliGAF and I have to LOL at the chickenshit handwringing going on there.  Most are thinking Obama will struggle to get 300 EVs when even Karl fucking Rove, who has "the math," shows Obama getting at least 311 EVs with the potential to get up to 67 more.

Its one thing to act like its 20 pts behind to motivate the supporters to press for more Obama votes, its another thing to actually believe it.

[Human Snorenado]

I read PoliGAF and I have to LOL at the chickenshit handwringing going on there.  Most are thinking Obama will struggle to get 300 EVs when even Karl fucking Rove, who has "the math," shows Obama getting at least 311 EVs with the potential to get up to 67 more.

Its one thing to act like its 20 pts behind to motivate the supporters to press for more Obama votes, its another thing to actually believe it.

As usual with poligaf, Amirox is to blame.  He's probably the worst thing to happen to that forum in general in the past three years or so, and that's saying a lot.

[Rman]

I read PoliGAF and I have to LOL at the chickenshit handwringing going on there.  Most are thinking Obama will struggle to get 300 EVs when even Karl fucking Rove, who has "the math," shows Obama getting at least 311 EVs with the potential to get up to 67 more.

Its one thing to act like its 20 pts behind to motivate the supporters to press for more Obama votes, its another thing to actually believe it.

As usual with poligaf, Amirox is to blame.  He's probably the worst thing to happen to that forum in general in the past three years or so, and that's saying a lot.

They really want you back over there, Triumph.  Hitokage even considered reinstating your account in the Poligaf thread.

[Propagandhim]

Why does Drudge Report still look like shit?  It's like Geocities all over again.

[Beardo]

[youtube=425,350]Hdi4onAQBWQ[/youtube]

Wow even I didnt think Obama would say something this stupid.


What if Mccain told coal minors he would put so many taxes on the tech industry they would go bankrupt opening a new business. You homos would be all over that news.

[Madrun Badrun]

wow, that's not something you say two days before an election. 

It's a good policy though. 

[Beardo]

Taxing an industry to bankruptcy

[Crushed]

oh it's beardo

[Beardo]

oh my god that shocking new revelation has made me decide to not turn in my ballot.

You're ok.

It doesnt affect people who dont work for a living.

[Human Snorenado]

I read PoliGAF and I have to LOL at the chickenshit handwringing going on there.  Most are thinking Obama will struggle to get 300 EVs when even Karl fucking Rove, who has "the math," shows Obama getting at least 311 EVs with the potential to get up to 67 more.

Its one thing to act like its 20 pts behind to motivate the supporters to press for more Obama votes, its another thing to actually believe it.

As usual with poligaf, Amirox is to blame.  He's probably the worst thing to happen to that forum in general in the past three years or so, and that's saying a lot.

They really want you back over there, Triumph.  Hitokage even considered reinstating your account in the Poligaf thread.

It would be kind of cool to go back as there's a larger VOLUME of discussion over there.  I still stand by my position of the QUALITY of the discourse being poisoned by amirox trying to be Mary Poppins in all of the discussions, tho.  I mean, if I had known that there was another thread posted that day that did the same thing I was trying to do, would I have posted that thread?  No.  I'm crazy, not stupid.  But everything I said there stands.  I think the punishment didn't fit the crime, but I have to point out that unlike sooo many others, I haven't tried to pull an end around my perma ban by trying to register under a different name.  If my point of view (including my distaste for amirox) is desirable over there, then cool, whatever.  If not, also cool, whatever.

[Beardo]

oh my god that shocking new revelation has made me decide to not turn in my ballot.

You're ok.

It doesnt affect people who dont work for a living.

Fuck you, I bust my ass 40-50 hours a week.

Masturbating isn't considered work.

[Mandark]

coal minors

The conservative reveals his love of child labor.  Tsk tsk.

[Van Cruncheon]

i thought republicans were the folks with the poor work ethic? after all, they subsist on the hard work of the blue staters

[Crushed]

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/countdown-with-keith-olbermann/805561/

[MrAngryFace]

thats so great

[Beardo]

Awesome indeed. Man I hate Keith so much.

[TVC15]

I read PoliGAF and I have to LOL at the chickenshit handwringing going on there.  Most are thinking Obama will struggle to get 300 EVs when even Karl fucking Rove, who has "the math," shows Obama getting at least 311 EVs with the potential to get up to 67 more.

Its one thing to act like its 20 pts behind to motivate the supporters to press for more Obama votes, its another thing to actually believe it.

The "KARL ROVE IS AN ELECTION JENIUS" thing is bullshit.  If he really knew what was going on with elections, he wouldn't have had to cheat to win one, and squeeze in on the margins of another.  Maybe he knows hot to cheat in elections, but he sure doesn't know that much about winning them. 

[Madrun Badrun]

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/countdown-with-keith-olbermann/805561/

 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I have to give McCain props, the QVC opening is pretty hilarious

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/mccain-qvc-open/805381/

McCain reveals new campaign strategies on Weekend Update:

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-sen-mccain/805401/

[Madrun Badrun]

I wish politicians did more comical skits, it puts a good face on them.

Here is this hour has 22 mins the day before the Canadian election

[youtube=425,350]pagi0KpwWNk[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]Hbk0M4PiDTY&NR=1[/youtube]

[youtube=425,350]zI-_JRgJQgc&NR=1[/youtube]

[Beardo]

The "KARL ROVE IS AN ELECTION JENIUS" thing is bullshit.  If he really knew what was going on with elections, he wouldn't have had to cheat to win one, and squeeze in on the margins of another.  Maybe he knows hot to cheat in elections, but he sure doesn't know that much about winning them. 

How did he cheat?

[CurseoftheGods]

Sorry if this is old, but did you guys see this? Sarah Palin getting pranked:

[youtube=425,350]QbEwKcs-7Hc[/youtube]

[TVC15]

The "KARL ROVE IS AN ELECTION JENIUS" thing is bullshit.  If he really knew what was going on with elections, he wouldn't have had to cheat to win one, and squeeze in on the margins of another.  Maybe he knows hot to cheat in elections, but he sure doesn't know that much about winning them. 

How did he cheat?

Poor wording on my part.  If he knew what was going on in elections, Republicans wouldn't have had to count on shady turns of chance to win.

[Beardo]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e62444aa8c/brave-new-obamaian-world-from-ucbcomedy
 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

It wasn't that I think Rove is a genius, it is that a chief Republican strategist believes Obama will be winning with at least a decent margin.  If most Republicans outside of the delusional far right believe that Obama will be winning with more than 300 electoral votes, then why GAF believes Obama will struggle past 270 is pretty ridiculous.  I think more than a few people there secretly want Obama to lose for whatever reason.

Obama has it in the bag, it is now down to a matter of degree and it is looking to be more and more of a good victory and a blowout than a struggle.

[Fresh Prince]

I think more than a few people there secretly want Obama to lose for whatever reason.

I doubt this. It's more likely they come from the PD way of thinking of low expectations and not letting themselves get too caught up in the history of the event.

[Fresh Prince]

Republicans are really clutching at straws:
Republicans battle to prove Ayers wrote Barack memoir
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24591711-2703,00.html

[Beardo]

I get all my american political news from Australian sources.

[Brehvolution]

Obama has the greatest composure I've ever seen from someone who faces so much hatred, fear, and lies thrown at him. For him to take the high road through all this chicanery is really telling about what kind of person he is.

Obama

[MrAngryFace]

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2008/11/what-mccain-win-looks-like.html

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm not worrying...but I'm not feeling confident. I have a feeling PA is going to fuck things up

[Brehvolution]

It's so close, yet so far away.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm not worrying...but I'm not feeling confident. I have a feeling PA is going to fuck things up

smh, Maurice.  Pennsylvania will be called for Obama by 10:30 Eastern at the latest.  Same with Virginia.

[Phoenix Dark]

Looks like I'll be camping out in the library for election coverage. Computer lab is open until 1:30am. This thing should be called by then right?

Hopefully I'll be able to borrow my room mate's labtop

[TakingBackSunday]

So what was the scuttlebutt around this time in 2004?  Was everyone this confident in Kerry?

If so, 

[Human Snorenado]

So what was the scuttlebutt around this time in 2004?  Was everyone this confident in Kerry?

If so, 

No no no no.  The day before the election I was convinced that Kerry would lose.  I got lulled into a false sense of security when I heard about the exit polls.  2004 was always close.  This election has not been and the final result will bear that out, imo.

[Human Snorenado]

Also, the final Gallup numbers have been leaked early.

[recursivelyenumerable]

2 days before Election '08 polls:
2 days before Election '04:       

[AdmiralViscen]

oh my god that shocking new revelation has made me decide to not turn in my ballot.

You're ok.

It doesnt affect people who dont work for a living.

Fuck you, I bust my ass 40-50 hours a week.

Masturbating isn't considered work.

Wow, what the fuck is this shit. Fuck off dude.

[Mandark]

Republicans are really clutching at straws:
Republicans battle to prove Ayers wrote Barack memoir
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24591711-2703,00.html

Chris Cannon is a legendary piece of shit.  He is even disliked among Utah republicans for going too far, o much so they voted him out in the last primary.

Andy McCarthy at The Corner has been beating drum for this particular rumor.

It was actually my favorite of the whimsical smear jobs on Obama until Pam Gellar wrote an exhaustive post showing that Malcom X is Barack Obama's real biological father.

One of my best friends got an Obama-as-Antichrist text from his sister (unironically; she's a born-again Republican) today.  That's so last season.

[laesperanzapaz]

that SNL piece is amazing.  so is the 'the view' short.  SNL has become fujnny again!

[Human Snorenado]

Republicans are really clutching at straws:
Republicans battle to prove Ayers wrote Barack memoir
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24591711-2703,00.html

Chris Cannon is a legendary piece of shit.  He is even disliked among Utah republicans for going too far, o much so they voted him out in the last primary.

Andy McCarthy at The Corner has been beating drum for this particular rumor.

It was actually my favorite of the whimsical smear jobs on Obama until Pam Gellar wrote an exhaustive post showing that Malcom X is Barack Obama's real biological father.

One of my best friends got an Obama-as-Antichrist text from his sister (unironically; she's a born-again Republican) today.  That's so last season.

You know, I'm just worried that they'll have exhausted all of their awesomely insane bullshit stories by Tuesday.  What spurious nonsense will Drudge link to on a daily basis during an Obama Presidency?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Out of my ass predictions for this week:

- Toss Up States: Indiana, Missouri, Arizona, Georgia, and North Dakota

- The rest of the states won't change.  If they're blue now, they will be called for Obama.  If they're red now, they will be called for McCain.

- Democrats won't be getting their Senate Supermajority unless Chambliss and McConnell are defeated unexpectedly.

- Obama will win the election before Midnight EST; McCain will concede early the next morning.

- Nobody will give a shit about the coal statement; people will instead talk about the Palin prank call (except for Fox News)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The right wing media will never drop these stories.  To them, Obama will win because of massive ACORN fraud.  Bill Ayers and Obama are still tight.  Obama will always be a secret Muslim and Obama was never actually born in the US.

They will never give these up.  Even if other problems arise.

[Fresh Prince]

I wonder if they'll consider it un-patriotic to question the President of the United States of America. Anyway I expect they'll analyse his every action on a day by day basis in the hope of catching him out instead of hoping something in his past pops up.

[Phoenix Dark]

Seems like you can only throw the kitchen sink one time. They hit Obama with everything they possibly could, and if he wins it'll be hard to continue the bullshit as he begins to build a record. How long will they be able to effectively claim he's gonna take everyone's guns away, for instance.

I'm sure the hate drum will be constantly beat for 4 years, especially if this economic disaster continues. Watch, they'll blame him for the recession. But if he does a decent job and doesn't raise taxes on the concerned lower/middle class people of 2008...it'll be hard to fuck with him in 2012

[Mandark]

The right wing kept up a steady hate-on for Bill Clinton.  The DLC's own deficit-busting, police-funding, free-trading, welfare-cutting, deregulating Bill Clinton.

No doubt they'll be able to convince themselves of how horrible Obama is as a person and president no matter how reality plays out.

[Fresh Prince]

I doubt Obama will be afford the tax cuts. He will still probably tax those earning over $250,00 more however.
THe only thing I'm scared about is how far Obama goes with his protectionism agenda.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Tom DeLay said about Bosnia was that you can support the troops but not its Commander in Chief.

The right wing will keep hating no matter what, just look at Clinton.  Even when the budget was balanced, something The Gipper never could do, the right wing kept hating.  When there was a surplus, more hate.  When businesses and banks were deregulating, the right wing still bitched.

They won't let up so I won't expect them to.  Even if the economy improves dramatically and the Dow rises to 15,000, the right wing will be there kicking and screaming the whole way there.