Did I get mistaken for a drug dealer? Twice? In the same place?

[Costanza]

The other day some wigger kids pulled next to me at a light on an overpass near my new place and motioned..something with their hands. I didn't really think anything of it but tonight I was going to pick up a pizza and in the EXACT same spot a car full of goths did the same thing.

A friend thinks they were looking for weed (and since I drive a Cadillac I'm automatically a drug dealer amirite?). Possible? I don't really get why it'd happen in the same spot, though.

[Phoenix Dark]

uh where do you live?

[Bildi]

Make the hand signal to some other motorists and see what you get in return.

Maybe you'll get your cock sucked.

[Costanza]

uh where do you live?

a suburb of orlando, it's a really nice area over here tho

[Joe Molotov]

You holdin'? Did William Holden come to the party? You got Holden Caulfield in there, man?

[Powerslave]

Hook me up with some of that shit yo

[Greatness Gone]

I'm so happy that I can say I've never done drugs before.

[WrikaWrek]

I've gotten mistaken for a drug dealer and a consumer.

Happens a lot when you go out a night, people are always looking for someone who is selling, and who's buying.

[drozmight]

What should've done was riddle both cars with an obscene amount of bullets.

[Brehvolution]

 
A strange number came up on my cell over the weekend. Here is how it went:

Me: Hello?

Black dude: Yo I talked to *somebody* and shit's straight for tonight. I'm gonna git my sisters cell phone and bring it over so we can use it later on....

Me: You got the wrong number dude.

Black dude: This Maleek?

Me: naw man.

*click*