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tiesto

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Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« on: September 13, 2008, 02:49:52 PM »
I just picked up a girl randomly on CL (responded to her post). Anyways, we meet up and I take her back to my house. Fucked the hell out of her, and now she's passed out (after popping some Xanax) on my bed and won't leave... fuck. How do I get rid of her??? LOL, I gotta go to a party soon.

What's the worst is during fucking her, she had her period too, gotta wash my sheets now  :maf :maf :maf
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 02:52:37 PM »
 :-X :-X :-X  fuck

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 02:53:26 PM »
 :rofl  

Offer her $20 for "services rendered". She'll leave pretty quick after that, I'd imagine.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 02:54:15 PM »
post pics of her sleeping, or this thread is bs.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 02:54:47 PM »
post pics or this thread is fake.


Of the sheets or the girl?

tiesto

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2008, 03:08:12 PM »
I have a quick video I took. Wanted to be sort of discreet. Didn't want her to wake up.
One sec I'll upload.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2008, 03:11:23 PM »
Try this, it's a shitty video and it'll only give you a small glimpse but I hope this is enuff proof.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2BOE1DKA
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2008, 03:13:46 PM »
don't you feel like a creeper for making a video?

Yeah, a bit.  :-\ I'm only doing it for my man shuri.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2008, 03:18:17 PM »
lol @ thread and situation
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2008, 03:19:32 PM »
I'm jacking off right now.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2008, 03:39:35 PM »
post pics of her sleeping, or this thread is bs.


Try this, it's a shitty video and it'll only give you a small glimpse but I hope this is enuff proof.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=2BOE1DKA

SHIT, that's got to be the first time that's ever happened--at least that quickly.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 03:47:36 PM »
So she didn't even ask to meet you in a public place first, she just came to your house? omg why can't CL women do that here
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2008, 03:48:54 PM »
I need to go on CL again...

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2008, 03:59:45 PM »
 :lol @ video

That is classic!


How did it feel to get your nut off after 4 months of dating the ice queen?  You need to post that video in a response to her CL ad and link it lol


Oh, hope you wrapped up
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2008, 04:00:52 PM »
So she didn't even ask to meet you in a public place first, she just came to your house? omg why can't CL women do that here

No, I picked her up and took her back to my place. It's weird, she actually went to HS with me, graduated a few years after me... knew several of the same people I did. Finally got rid of her... LOL she was soooo out of it after I finally woke her up. Time to go do the laundry  :-X  :-\

Tet - I wrapped up, definitely!!!
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2008, 04:02:50 PM »
maybe i should investigate this "cl"
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2008, 08:40:56 PM »
:rofl   :bow tiesto :bow2

So how did you get rid of her?  Wheelbarrow?

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2008, 09:04:21 PM »
this is awesome :lol
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2008, 11:14:55 PM »
put this in the archives
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2008, 11:19:24 PM »
:lol
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2008, 11:39:53 PM »
What ended up happening?

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2008, 01:02:37 AM »
tiesto?

I hope he didn't catch the AIDS and die. :(

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2008, 01:23:35 AM »
Finally got rid of her... LOL she was soooo out of it after I finally woke her up.

Did you call her a cab, or did you just push her out the front door and hope for the best?
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2008, 02:00:08 AM »
No, I just kept on telling her she had to go... then I drove her back home (she was completely out of it, still), and dropped her off. Then I went to the laundromat, played some "The World Ends With You" as I washed the sheets, then went over my friend Nick's house.

Gonna go get tested soon, probably.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2008, 02:03:58 AM »
 :lol, good stuff

didn't you say you used a condom? why are you getting tested?

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2008, 02:04:57 AM »
:lol, good stuff

didn't you say you used a condom? why are you getting tested?

I've got a bit of OCD, so it's for peace of mind sakes.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2008, 02:11:09 AM »
 :lol :lol :lol

Fucking legendary. Took a video  :lol

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2008, 02:16:32 AM »
this is awesome. *high fives tiesto* I boned some fat asian DS owning babe and she bled all over my sheets once lol

She claims she didnt have her period either  :-X
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2008, 02:18:13 AM »
video marginally disappointed, no bloody sheets  :(
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2008, 02:20:59 AM »
video marginally disappointed, no bloody sheets  :(

Now my gf, who is browsing with me, thinks you're a disgusting pig.

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And no, no pics for you!
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2008, 02:22:56 AM »
 :'(

I should be used to it by now, but it still hurts
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2008, 02:24:32 AM »
She LOL'ed, you may be in the clear.

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Still no pics for you!
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2008, 02:26:17 AM »
 :lol

youre awesome muckhole, a great addition to the bore
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a better poster than me at least  :-\
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2008, 02:32:32 AM »
Thank you! I'm also currently drunk enough to start with the "I love you guys", so it may as well be you!
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2008, 02:35:02 AM »
HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE TEABAGGED THAT DRUGGED HO


THAT VIDEO IS MAKING ME DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

She looks chubby in the arms, you whaling tiesto???

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD you should have given the thumbs up or something LMFAO
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2008, 02:35:09 AM »
I can't believe this. For this video you sir are the man :bow

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2008, 02:37:52 AM »
From one extreme to the other :bow2
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2008, 02:39:48 AM »
it's only a matter of time before i'm jackin it to one of tiesto's videos on xtube
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2008, 02:43:35 AM »
I missed this earlier, A+ thread of full win.

Tiesto video/thread -> ICON 2008
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2008, 05:08:57 AM »
Oh thank god you're back.  Get tested and then you can get back on the horse.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2008, 05:34:11 AM »
Wow, never expected actual proof, good jon!
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2008, 07:00:36 AM »
Video sucked. You guys are overreacting.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2008, 07:59:56 AM »
tiesto for icon  :american :swiss

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2008, 10:30:50 AM »
Fully support the movement for me for icon. At least when I peed this morning everything felt normal. LOL. But I'm still getting tested.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2008, 10:47:36 AM »
You used a condom, no need to freak out.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2008, 11:41:16 AM »
That video was stupid and the chick was a fatty.

30 seconds of you stink feet + 3 seconds of fatty under the blanket =/= an awesome icon video.

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2008, 01:06:36 PM »
That video was stupid and the chick was a fatty.

30 seconds of you stink feet + 3 seconds of fatty under the blanket =/= an awesome icon video.

My feet don't stink...  >:(

I just wanted to be inconspicuous at it, I wasn't gonna give a ton of pics or anything.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2008, 01:54:12 PM »
beardo = jealous
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2008, 03:18:39 PM »
That video is fucked up. Seriously, couldn't you just film her instead of all the walking and shit, wtf, that was creepy.

And she's definitely a fattie.

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« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »
haha a shaky cam video showing a fat bitch on a bed for 2 seconds, iconize this user please

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2008, 05:33:59 PM »
i want to see the video so bad but i'm in the library  :o :-\
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« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2008, 05:37:07 PM »
it's nothing

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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2008, 05:49:15 PM »
haha, my Megaupload passphrase was EEW. How appropriate ;)
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2008, 10:28:03 PM »
She's from CL and you guys didn't expect her to be chunky?
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2008, 11:17:28 PM »
I love fucking fat chicks, the only downside is it seems to affect my self esteem
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2008, 11:25:31 PM »
I've been stared down by fat chicks so much this semester I dunno what's up. I'm kinda dreading my african american studies class tomorrow because there's gonna be a group project; there are two fat chicks in the class who have been pestering me. I'm all for being nice but I'd much rather throw a hail mary pass=get in a group with a babe and PRAY she's smart AND cool
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2008, 11:28:16 PM »
Keep layin' that pipe T.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2008, 03:53:55 AM »
you must have been desperate for fucking that fat bitch. Good job. NOT
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2008, 09:04:42 AM »
I love fucking fat chicks, the only downside is it seems to affect my self esteem

I like fucking chubby girls with big boobs (which is what this girl was), but yeah, you're definitely right about it affecting your self esteem. Oh well, there are some guys who aren't getting laid at all.  :P

Still would prefer to date a skinny-to-average build girl.
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Re: Haha, this is kinda fucked up...
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2008, 02:26:25 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

tiesto such a naughty boy.  +1 for icon!
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