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Probably a lot, idk how many rupees that is but I'm sure you'll have a wife for each day of the week.

You can make them all get part time jobs too so you can stay home and play video games have sex with 1 all day. 6 to work, 1 to bang. I'M A GENIUS! We gotta work up an infomercial STAT!