Author Topic: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry (Read 1545 times)

I keep playing out more exaggerated versions of the scene in my head. Borys's fiancee is bawling, Borys is just piss diss drunk, pulls down his sweat pants, and takes an epic post-Taco Bellian shit directly on the wedding dress, and then uses the veil to wipe his ass. Then he just yells "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and throws a rolling pin at his fiancee as she runs out the door.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM »

We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM

We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design: Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:09:10 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:00:32 PM

I keep playing out more exaggerated versions of the scene in my head. Borys's fiancee is bawling, Borys is just piss diss drunk, pulls down his sweat pants, and takes an epic post-Taco Bellian shit directly on the wedding dress, and then uses the veil to wipe his ass. Then he just yells "Where's my dinner, bitch?" and throws a rolling pin at his fiancee as she runs out the door.

That is fantastic, but what thread did Borys reveal all of this, I must've missed it

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:10:21 PM »

It's in here: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=24952.0

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:12:58 PM »

He actually stomped on the dress like a fuckin rhino?

Borys

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:14:11 PM »

Can't wait for inevitable...

WELL I PEED AND STOMPED ON HER DRESS AND PEED ON IT SOME MOAR MARRIAGE IS OFF!!!

...topic.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #15 on:** September 20, 2008, 09:35:18 PM »

Holy shit, how did I miss that beauty of a thread.

Borys whining about working 11 hour days

I wonder why Poland is a third world country with a work ethic like that

Quote from: demi on September 19, 2008, 03:57:26 PM

I knew it wouldnt last.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #16 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:17:41 PM »

I wish Borys and his bride to have a happy and successful marriage.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** September 20, 2008, 10:35:50 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design: Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.

Come on guys, that's not very nice.

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Tundra · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2008, 05:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2008, 10:35:50 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on September 20, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2008, 09:03:36 PM
We should call Charlie Day and put this in an episode of It's Always Sunny.

We even have some of the set design: Borys's 12 inch CRT monitor, some sort of shrine to Mass Effect and Jade Empire, a variety of kielbasa and pierogies and schnitzels all over the place.

Come on guys, that's not very nice.

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There are Schnitzels in Poland?

Reb · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2008, 09:17:15 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on September 20, 2008, 04:26:58 PM

A month is a long time for a Pole not to stomp on a wedding dress again. Where do you stand?

I say 'nay'.

I LOL'ed for the first time in ages, well done.

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Author Topic: Will Borys get married? :ussrcry (Read 1545 times)