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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32640 on: August 11, 2018, 04:43:06 AM »
Saw Killer Klowns from Outer Space for the first time tonight. Was pretty fun. Had some neat special effects and felt like it had a way higher budget than a film like that would get. Also learned about The Dickies from it.

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« Reply #32641 on: August 11, 2018, 06:46:45 AM »
It's a wonder they somewhat fixed the series after 2 with 3 - let it go now.

Two was pretty much not-fun, and Three was enjoyable. I'd enjoy seeing a different cop-show vibe to this new MIB movie.

Actually, I was kind of hoping for a MIB-reboot with RIPD, but that was some stillborn trashfire.

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« Reply #32642 on: August 11, 2018, 08:14:09 PM »
Jesus. Rings is so frustratingly bad. People are fucking dying from a watching a video and this stupid bitch’s first question is if her boyfriend was banging the dead chick.

I got Shudder. Watched Spring and Evil Dead. Looking for any recommendations.

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« Reply #32643 on: August 11, 2018, 08:19:32 PM »
Was he tho

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« Reply #32644 on: August 11, 2018, 08:29:52 PM »
He said no but I don’t believe him. Dead chick had bigger titties.

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« Reply #32645 on: August 11, 2018, 08:44:26 PM »
Which Evil Dead?


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« Reply #32647 on: August 11, 2018, 08:47:35 PM »
Thanks bb

Is vampires really good? I saw it when I was young and remember hating it then but have thought about giving it another shot over the years.

Currently watching the Joe Bob marathon

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« Reply #32648 on: August 11, 2018, 08:49:55 PM »
Which Evil Dead?
Original. Hadn’t seen it in a long time.

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« Reply #32649 on: August 11, 2018, 08:56:40 PM »
Remake might actually be the GOAT horror remake/reboot.

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« Reply #32650 on: August 11, 2018, 08:56:40 PM »
Thanks bb

Is vampires really good? I saw it when I was young and remember hating it then but have thought about giving it another shot over the years.

Currently watching the Joe Bob marathon

It's not great but will probably be better with age. Carpenter does something interesting where he turns vampire hunting from this cool, exciting and exotic adventure into grunt work. Laborious, often boring and totally thankless. It's a movie filled with assholes.

It's also pretty boring.
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« Reply #32651 on: August 11, 2018, 09:13:26 PM »
Death of Stalin was ok, I guess.

Saw Repo: The Genetic Opera and it was blast.
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« Reply #32652 on: August 11, 2018, 09:27:03 PM »
Remake might actually be the GOAT horror remake/reboot.
I love the remake. It’s not on shudder though unfortunately or else I would have watched it right after. I thought about renting it and saw an unrated version that I don’t think I’ve seen. Looks like it’s 5 minutes longer than the theatrical cut

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« Reply #32653 on: August 11, 2018, 09:27:28 PM »
Thanks bb

Is vampires really good? I saw it when I was young and remember hating it then but have thought about giving it another shot over the years.

Currently watching the Joe Bob marathon

It's not great but will probably be better age. Carpenter does something interesting where he turns vampire hunting from this cool, exciting and exotic adventure into grunt work. Laborious, often boring and totally thankless. It's a movie filled with assholes.

It's also pretty boring.
Thanks! I’ll probably give it a shot.

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« Reply #32654 on: August 12, 2018, 01:43:45 PM »
Lulz Rings was so bad, I felt like I was watching Scary Movie or something but it was somehow even less funny.

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« Reply #32655 on: August 12, 2018, 01:44:06 PM »
PS- Fuck Rings for cancelling the next Friday the 13th movie. :maf

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« Reply #32656 on: August 12, 2018, 01:44:32 PM »
PPS- Evil Dead :rejoice

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« Reply #32657 on: August 12, 2018, 01:58:05 PM »
PPPS: Joe Bob <3
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« Reply #32658 on: August 12, 2018, 02:09:00 PM »
PPPPS- Lol PP :teehee

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« Reply #32659 on: August 12, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »
Rush Hour 2 - I wish this aged better than it did :fbm The chemistry between Jackie and Tucker really wasn't as fleshed out as I remember. And taking away the jokes I saw coming, the rest is mostly Tucker being horny. Bloopers are still amazing though.

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« Reply #32660 on: August 12, 2018, 02:10:53 PM »
Don't kill it! FRY it!
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« Reply #32661 on: August 12, 2018, 02:20:10 PM »
Chris Tucker in general doesn't hold up or age well in anything. He's like a distillation of mid/late 90s comedy with the most annoying voice that could be picked.

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« Reply #32662 on: August 12, 2018, 02:30:09 PM »
Those of us that aren’t r-word-tarded realized that in the 90s. He’s good in Jackie Brown and nothing else.
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« Reply #32663 on: August 12, 2018, 02:33:24 PM »
Jackie Brown :rejoice

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« Reply #32664 on: August 12, 2018, 02:44:31 PM »
I only knew the German dub which I now think actually made things better.

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« Reply #32665 on: August 12, 2018, 03:41:23 PM »
Jesus. Rings is so frustratingly bad. People are fucking dying from a watching a video and this stupid bitch’s first question is if her boyfriend was banging the dead chick.

I got Shudder. Watched Spring and Evil Dead. Looking for any recommendations.

https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/the-bay/3214181
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/belladonna-of-sadness/2590358
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/high-tension/2820810
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/no-one-lives/4029584
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/run-lola-run/4323483
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/kung-fu-killer/4123842
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/the-wraith/3366090
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/john-carpenters-vampires/4126387
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/the-lords-of-salem/2534150
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/big-bad-wolves/2627723

this site is p good for finding stuff:
https://www.justwatch.com/us/provider/shudder

https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/society/2337582
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/castle-freak/2325065
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/vampyros-lesbos/3293663
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/i-saw-the-devil/2325140
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/let-the-right-one-in/2325555
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/prevenge/2989553
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/rec-2/2513217
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/take-shelter/2604228
https://www.shudder.com/movies/watch/never-sleep-again-the-elm-street-legacy/2933916

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« Reply #32666 on: August 12, 2018, 03:44:48 PM »

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« Reply #32667 on: August 12, 2018, 06:54:58 PM »
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors


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What a confluence of events that led to this delightful movie. ANOES 2 being a hit (financially at least, it literally kept New Line open for business) and the Rocky treatment of a hit rock band writing a song for the soundtrack led to heavy promotion on MTV, the return of Wes Craven and the storyline from the original movie that was abandoned in 2, an increased budget for effects, and excellent timing/pacing/editing all bring us this treat. It's really the pacing that I think helps propel this to the top of the heap, and I'll go into more detail on that in a bit. I'm really unsure exactly what Wes Craven brought to this movie, while he's credited as a writer his script was actually rewritten pretty heavily, and his original concept was Freddy invading the real world to haunt the makers of the ANOES series aka New Nightmare. I think he had the basic idea of a group of teens instead of one central teen, and the return of Nancy, but other than that I don't know. The script is available online but I haven't read it.

Anyway, the movie starts with a cold opening dream sequence that introduces the new lead, with call backs to the first movie, and establishes 1428 Elm Street as Freddy's home base. This lasts about 9 minutes and shows off the increased budget. Freddy is teased, but not fully shown. You see his shadow and in darkness, but never full on view of him.





This actually goes into TWO dream sequences, with a false awakening fake out. A scene like Kristen vs Freddy in the bathroom is so impressive because every fucking shot is a new set up and gag. And they're all awesome.





Right at the 10 minute mark, they introduce Westin Hills and basically the entire cast of the movie, most in one single shot, and establishing a little bit of personality for all of them. You get Dr. Neil Gordon as the affable doctor trying to help his kids, Max the cool orderly, some world building with a radio report on a rash of recent teen suicides in the area, Dr. Simms as the more straight laced hard ass doctor, Kincaid with his attitude problem, Jennifer's fixation on cigarettes, Phillip "the runner", and Taryn seeming like she's fiending. All of this is done in one tracking shot except for Kincaid, which is an insert. It also features the return of Charles Bernstein's leitmotif that was entirely absent from 2. The follow up scene in the next minute has Nancy's return, the debut of Hypnocil, and Amanda Krueger.






Right around the 20 minute mark is the scene with the Freddy Snake, establishing Kristen's true dream power of being able to pull people into her dreams, as well as glorious animatronic work.






30 minutes in you get the Phillip/puppet scene, which is probably the most gruesome in the entire series and really pretty fucked up. Like stand out fucked up for how gory it is.






40 minutes in, Jennifer gets her big break in TV.






50 minutes in has the introduction of the remaining crew's dream powers and Joey getting kidnapped by the nurse/Freddy, and Freddy attacking group






60 minutes in they hit you with Freddy carving into Joey's chest and the return of Nancy's dad




70 minutes gets the remaining group going into Kristen's dream and Freddy destroying the quiet room, then personalized deaths of Will and Taryn, a reprise of the cold opening with Freddy in a tux







80 minutes: Lt. Thompson and Neil fight with Freddy's bones





90 minutes: The final battle and Freddy's apparent demise, along with death of Nancy






Unless you're a moron like assimilate, you may notice a pretty strict 10 minute pattern of hitting you with a big effects scene or revelation every 10 minutes the entire movie. And it's not like the in between parts are filler, each gap between scenes has more characterization or pushes the plot, usually both. What's really amazing to me is that Chuck Russel was a first time director and writer, having previously worked as a producer, and this was the first editing job for Terry Stokes and second for Chuck Weiss (his first being a low budget comedy the year before). It's so well crafted from every level. Everything gets a set up and pay off, all of the characters are fleshed out just enough, backstory is added to the mythology, the effects are tremendous. It's pretty easy to see why this one is usually held up as the best of the bunch. There's some really dark shit in this, like Freddy picking on already suicidal and mental kids, the kids making suicide jokes and staff laughing, self harming, the cruelty of Freddy's Will/Taryn deaths, the background on Freddy's birth, and so on.


It's weird that Gordon didn't pop back up in the next movies as something of a Loomis like character, instead he's never mentioned again until the utterly awful 2nd Freddy vs Jason vs Ash comic series. Speaking of Loomis, Donald Pleasance actually appears briefly on the screen when Jennifer is watching TV. Also still hot that the scumbag nurse dude didn't get any comeuppance whatsoever, but that rarely ever happened in ANOES movies so it is what it is. Also, fuck Simms.



5 stars.

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« Reply #32668 on: August 12, 2018, 07:39:48 PM »
There's 400 more at the link :stahp

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« Reply #32669 on: August 12, 2018, 10:37:43 PM »
Welcome to prime time, bitch!

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« Reply #32670 on: August 13, 2018, 12:01:15 AM »
Watched the new Jumanji

It was pretty alright and could have been way worse.

Also The Rock can really roll with the situation.

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« Reply #32671 on: August 13, 2018, 02:35:40 AM »
I’ll have to see Black Klansman this weekend. Hear good things.

Anyone see The Meg?

Interested in getting that AMC movie pass that lets you see infinite movies at 10 bucks a month.
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« Reply #32672 on: August 13, 2018, 02:40:30 AM »
Can someone tell me if Ruby Rose wears a wetsuit in The Meg?

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« Reply #32673 on: August 13, 2018, 02:58:20 AM »
TIL the stupid teenage girl in Wish Upon and Slenderman actually played Young Talia in The Dark Knight Rises. :thinking

She was also in one ep of The Flash s3.

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« Reply #32674 on: August 13, 2018, 04:41:30 AM »
Is Slenderman out yet? Cant wait for that half in the bag, RLM memes, jay trying to find the good, mike trashing it, random Jack and Rich would be fun.

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« Reply #32675 on: August 13, 2018, 09:46:26 AM »
Is Slenderman out yet? Cant wait for that half in the bag, RLM memes, jay trying to find the good, mike trashing it, random Jack and Rich would be fun.

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« Reply #32676 on: August 13, 2018, 11:12:19 AM »
thatguywiththeglasses :kobeyuck

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« Reply #32677 on: August 13, 2018, 11:14:57 AM »
That's the Cinema Snob, not thatguywithglasses.  :comeon
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« Reply #32678 on: August 13, 2018, 11:23:50 AM »
Girl's a cutie  :-[

Tasty

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« Reply #32679 on: August 13, 2018, 11:30:41 AM »
That's the Cinema Snob, not thatguywithglasses.  :comeon

They're both trash.

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« Reply #32680 on: August 13, 2018, 11:31:25 AM »
Speaking of trash YouTube idiots, there's a big video blowing up by Cosmonauts or whatever about how the Raimi Spider-Man movies (all of them) suck. Including shitting on Aunt May.

Those guys can fuck themselves.

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« Reply #32681 on: August 13, 2018, 11:33:44 AM »
Speaking of trash YouTube idiots, there's a big video blowing up by Cosmonauts or whatever about how the Raimi Spider-Man movies (all of them) suck. Including shitting on Aunt May.

Those guys can fuck themselves.
Literally they cant, only a dickless slug would hold this opinion

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« Reply #32682 on: August 13, 2018, 11:34:24 AM »
That's the Cinema Snob, not thatguywithglasses.  :comeon

They're both trash.

His Midnight Screenings Reviews videos are fun, because they're really laid back and he just talks about what he liked/didn't like without playing a character.
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« Reply #32683 on: August 13, 2018, 12:17:15 PM »
I’ll have to see Black Klansman this weekend. Hear good things.

My wife and I saw BLACKkKLANSMAN yesterday, it was fantastic.
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« Reply #32684 on: August 13, 2018, 12:20:32 PM »
That's the Cinema Snob, not thatguywithglasses.  :comeon

They're both trash.

His Midnight Screenings Reviews videos are fun, because they're really laid back and he just talks about what he liked/didn't like without playing a character.

This is the apologetics whenever a YouTuber comes up. "They're decent people if you ignore their characters!"

Well if the character is why they got popular then no, I can't.

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« Reply #32685 on: August 13, 2018, 12:22:36 PM »
The only exception is James Rolfe but he's legitimately one of the most heartwarming, genuine people I've ever watched online (and met in person.)

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« Reply #32686 on: August 13, 2018, 12:24:50 PM »
I don't know anything about his character, because I don't watch his regular Cinema Snob videos since that style of movie review doesn't really interest me. I just like watching his Midnight Screening Reviews because they're chillax fun.
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« Reply #32687 on: August 13, 2018, 12:26:13 PM »
I don't know anything about his character, because I don't watch his regular Cinema Snob videos since that style of movie review doesn't really interest me. I just like watching his Midnight Screening Reviews because they're chillax fun.

:trumps We like what we like.

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« Reply #32688 on: August 13, 2018, 12:31:15 PM »
Did ya even watch any of the video or...?
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« Reply #32689 on: August 13, 2018, 12:33:07 PM »
Why would I? I have no interest in fucking Slenderman. :lol

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« Reply #32690 on: August 13, 2018, 01:14:05 PM »
Nobody asked you to fuck it, pervert.

He keeps sending me stalker texts tho. :'(

Probably jealous I fucked the Rake.

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« Reply #32691 on: August 13, 2018, 08:11:41 PM »
I think I'm going to take a little detour from ANOES/Halloween and do 2001 and 2010 since I haven't seen them in a few years.


My god, it's full of gifs


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« Reply #32692 on: August 13, 2018, 10:43:59 PM »
The only exception is James Rolfe but he's legitimately one of the most heartwarming, genuine people I've ever watched online (and met in person.)

Woah, you look just like this kid I went to high school with that later got really into meth. Except thicker (in a healthy way) and with better skin.
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« Reply #32693 on: August 15, 2018, 03:20:07 AM »
I thought Truth or Dare was gonna be the worst movie of 2018, but then I saw Bloodfest tonight. Doesn’t even feel like a real movie, just a bunch of hey, look at this horror thing! If I wasn’t there with friends I think I might’ve walked out. It’s just empty dumb trash :/

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« Reply #32694 on: August 15, 2018, 01:18:10 PM »


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« Reply #32695 on: August 15, 2018, 09:35:10 PM »
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"LGBT-1000"  :dead
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« Reply #32697 on: August 16, 2018, 02:13:00 AM »
It's cool that they're trying to capture the androgynous fanbase. They deserve representation too.
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« Reply #32698 on: August 16, 2018, 12:11:03 PM »
Upgrade was pretty dash darn good.

LMG >>>>> Tom Hardy

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« Reply #32699 on: August 16, 2018, 03:24:13 PM »
https://variety.com/2018/film/news/james-gunn-guardians-of-the-galaxy-disney-firing-1202907016/

Bububu, Woke Disney was supposed to stand up to the Alt-Right trolls that got Gunn fired!


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