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agrajag

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32760 on: December 28, 2018, 11:17:53 PM »
True Lies was meaningful to me.    I was 16 and it had been years since I’d jerked off to anything without inner labia or a Brazilian girl sucking off a horse or something.

Is this a reference to Jamie Lee Curtis being trans?


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kingv

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32761 on: December 29, 2018, 12:30:16 AM »
Oh, yes, I apologize for misgendering her.

Bebpo

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32762 on: December 29, 2018, 02:34:19 AM »
Finally got around to watching Apostle

Eh, was ok. Had lot of alright ideas but come the last 30 mins kinda couldn't figure out a way to do enough with them and the interesting build up doesn't really pay off much in the end. Also RE4 cameo monster out of nowhere is pretty funny.

I think after Raid 2 and this, a Gareth Evan's movie where he doesn't write the script might not be that bad of an idea. Then again with his next movie being DC's Deathstroke apparently I wouldn't credit DC film's writer to give a much better script so who knows.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32763 on: December 29, 2018, 11:01:10 AM »
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D3RANG3D

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32764 on: December 29, 2018, 11:03:46 AM »


:rejoice

shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32765 on: December 29, 2018, 11:56:43 AM »
The Running Man is better than both Terminators. (This one isn't a joke).
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paprikastaude

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32766 on: December 29, 2018, 12:30:07 PM »
On a related note, I've watched Commando yesterday. Still hearing that sax in my head and they did a good job of portraying Arnold's muscle, though not much of him being a skillful soldier. :doge

agrajag

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32767 on: December 29, 2018, 02:07:40 PM »
The Running Man is better than both Terminators. (This one isn't a joke).

Boo this man.

shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32768 on: December 29, 2018, 02:13:46 PM »
On a related note, I've watched Commando yesterday. Still hearing that sax in my head and they did a good job of portraying Arnold's muscle, though not much of him being a skillful soldier. :doge
Indiscriminately blowing up the compound before you know which building your daughter is in :lawd
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agrajag

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32769 on: December 29, 2018, 04:11:36 PM »
real talk, if you guys do the whole group movie watching thing, you should do a marathon of Arnie's filmography

kingv

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32770 on: December 29, 2018, 05:25:38 PM »
This is the bore, not bateworld sir.

agrajag

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32771 on: December 29, 2018, 05:33:08 PM »
Great, now I have bateworld in my google history in addition to all the other questionable shit

Joe Molotov

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32772 on: December 29, 2018, 06:13:30 PM »
Great, now I have bateworld in my google history in addition to all the other questionable shit

Don't google The Bire.
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shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32773 on: December 29, 2018, 06:14:54 PM »


NOTE: the word on the thumbnail is the spanish nickname  :doge
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32774 on: December 29, 2018, 09:19:27 PM »
Birdbox. Are we supposed to believe Sandra Bullock is young enough to be preggers? She's in her fucking 50s. F-.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32775 on: December 29, 2018, 09:33:40 PM »
And we're also to believe someone would have bothered to dick this other woman to get her pregnant? What, was the Christmas ham refusing the father's advances?

This movie is shit.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32776 on: December 29, 2018, 09:47:52 PM »
Sandra, in an effort to look younger than 60, also hsa one of the worst nose jobs I've ever seen, and I watch RuPaul's Drag Race. America's White Lady is a horrible ugly monster.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32777 on: December 29, 2018, 09:49:22 PM »
She looks like Michael fuckin Jackson.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32778 on: December 29, 2018, 10:09:46 PM »



  :dead

shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32779 on: December 29, 2018, 10:46:59 PM »
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32780 on: December 29, 2018, 10:48:25 PM »
Are you drunk, stost?
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shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32781 on: December 29, 2018, 11:39:24 PM »
Part of being a baller is not caring which thread you post in. You just drop your load right there, no matter where you are.
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HyperZoneWasAwesome

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32782 on: December 30, 2018, 12:46:47 AM »
IM BACK MUTHA-LOVERS!!!!

Was spending too much time online, computer broke, just didn't get in a hurry to replace it. But here I am, yet returning, for prestige movie season, and I've got a big backlog of things to hector ya'all about.

So while an apparently underwhelming Sandra Bullock film (shock) takes up a lot of ink and conversation, all of about a week or so prior Netflix put out what is easily one of the best films of the year in Roma. Alfonso Cuaron's meticulously composed sorta-memoir of early 70's Mexico City told from the vantage of a family's lowest ranking member. If its not the best film I've seen this year its at least a respectable pick, its certainly the best looking film I've seen this year. I pity the fools who can only watch it at home on their 65' 4K HDR sets, as its quite really a stunning theatrical experience (if you get a chance, please go). Cuaron brings the same chops he's made his science-fiction thrillers with to a domestic situation in a tumultuous period and the results are deeply moving, thrilling, and sometimes just plain hilarious.

Vice comes in second.
Vice's grip on quality gradually loosens.
Bale's Vice despoils itself.
Vice offers significant amounts of Rum(sfield).
So yeah, Vice isn't quite all the way there, but there's still a fair bit to like about it. The performances are strong (Sam Rockwell is a treat as an especially gormless version of W.), some of the jokes are clever and suitably puncturing, and as a serio-comic look at a guy who's pursing power for the sake of having power its pretty good. But as a historical retelling a bit too glib, and its tricky tonal balance that its successful in wrangling earlier on fades significantly as the film progresses. So its not wholly satisfying as a film, but its a well intentioned base hit at least. Still not a bad place to be.


and many more reviews to come...

BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32783 on: December 30, 2018, 01:31:19 AM »
IM BACK MUTHA-LOVERS!!!!

Was spending too much time online, computer broke, just didn't get in a hurry to replace it. But here I am, yet returning, for prestige movie season, and I've got a big backlog of things to hector ya'all about.

So while an apparently underwhelming Sandra Bullock film (shock) takes up a lot of ink and conversation, all of about a week or so prior Netflix put out what is easily one of the best films of the year in Roma. Alfonso Cuaron's meticulously composed sorta-memoir of early 70's Mexico City told from the vantage of a family's lowest ranking member. If its not the best film I've seen this year its at least a respectable pick, its certainly the best looking film I've seen this year. I pity the fools who can only watch it at home on their 65' 4K HDR sets, as its quite really a stunning theatrical experience (if you get a chance, please go). Cuaron brings the same chops he's made his science-fiction thrillers with to a domestic situation in a tumultuous period and the results are deeply moving, thrilling, and sometimes just plain hilarious.

Vice comes in second.
Vice's grip on quality gradually loosens.
Bale's Vice despoils itself.
Vice offers significant amounts of Rum(sfield).
So yeah, Vice isn't quite all the way there, but there's still a fair bit to like about it. The performances are strong (Sam Rockwell is a treat as an especially gormless version of W.), some of the jokes are clever and suitably puncturing, and as a serio-comic look at a guy who's pursing power for the sake of having power its pretty good. But as a historical retelling a bit too glib, and its tricky tonal balance that its successful in wrangling earlier on fades significantly as the film progresses. So its not wholly satisfying as a film, but its a well intentioned base hit at least. Still not a bad place to be.


and many more reviews to come...

Hyper with the gotdamn truth.

Ive been waffling on Vice, seems like I will skip it now

Roma is EVERYTHING for me though
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32784 on: December 30, 2018, 01:44:03 AM »
I was going to see Roma tonight but I stayed in and watched Charmed instead. Wise choice.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32785 on: December 30, 2018, 01:46:27 AM »
I was going to see Roma tonight but I stayed in and watched Charmed instead. Wise choice.

Shannon Dohertys lazy eye could cure aids
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32786 on: December 30, 2018, 02:15:10 AM »
Jesus Charmed is bad. It's barely better than Burning.
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Transhuman

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32787 on: December 30, 2018, 02:18:37 AM »
Jesus Charmed is bad. It's barely better than Burning.

This Burning??


TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32788 on: December 30, 2018, 02:22:46 AM »
Jesus Charmed is bad. It's barely better than Burning.

This Burning??



Yes, most overhyped flopza of the year, Burning. AKA Babby's First South Korean Movie.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32789 on: December 30, 2018, 02:24:03 AM »
Jesus Charmed is bad. It's barely better than Burning.

This Burning??



Yes, most overhyped flopza of the year, Burning. AKA Babby's First South Korean Movie.

Aka hey lets EXPLAIN EVERYTHANG
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32790 on: December 30, 2018, 02:26:03 AM »
That movie was such a waste of time. A movie with a prominent suspense or mystery angle with no suspense, tension, or momentum. It's a disaster in that regard, except hey, dumbass Americans could follow it, so it must be great, right?

The filthy, slack-jawed main character never closes his mouth in the movie. He is a disease vector.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32791 on: December 30, 2018, 02:30:51 AM »
The multi cam incencst faux reveal was fucking hilarious though

My skin was CRAWLING
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32792 on: December 30, 2018, 02:32:55 AM »
For real, nobody will mention this again after next year. I'm guessing SK just had a weak cinema year so they had to hype up something mediocre.
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32793 on: December 30, 2018, 02:37:46 AM »
Thanks for ruining my afternoon plans I guess

TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32794 on: December 30, 2018, 02:38:34 AM »
Thanks for ruining my afternoon plans I guess

By all means, see it. It has killer reviews. I must be missing something, right?
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Transhuman

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32795 on: December 30, 2018, 02:40:04 AM »
I appreciate the effort but i'm not that gullible

TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32796 on: December 30, 2018, 02:40:17 AM »
This The Burning is far superior, though. Given to us by people taken away by Asia Argento...

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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32797 on: December 30, 2018, 02:40:24 AM »
Fuck that, my love

More.like

YOURE WELCOME

dont worry, there's more goofy TWIZZTS to look forward to
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shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32798 on: December 30, 2018, 02:44:06 AM »
You spoiled Burning for me, TVC. I'm going to make you suffer a thousand deaths. I'm going to ruin your life. What you've done is unforgivable.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32799 on: December 30, 2018, 02:44:51 AM »
How did I spoil it?
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shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32800 on: December 30, 2018, 02:46:10 AM »
Oh, it was blue. Take that entire post and redirect it to blue. We're still ok.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32801 on: December 30, 2018, 02:49:44 AM »
Oh, it was blue. Take that entire post and redirect it to blue. We're still ok.

Girl, don't waste your time with Burning unless you want to try to figure out why the reviews are so good despite the low quality of the movie. It's not even a particularly good looking movie. The acting is ok, but nothing notable.

Instead, watch Hellraiser Judgment.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32802 on: December 30, 2018, 02:50:13 AM »
:9

shosta

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32803 on: December 30, 2018, 02:55:45 AM »
You loved that, didn't you, bastard?
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32804 on: December 30, 2018, 02:57:32 AM »
Watch Three o'clock high instead pls
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32805 on: December 30, 2018, 02:58:52 AM »
Watch Three o'clock high instead pls


YASDSDDDSSSSSS
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32806 on: December 30, 2018, 03:00:53 AM »
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32807 on: December 30, 2018, 03:01:28 AM »


English teacher scene should be eroticism 101
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32808 on: December 30, 2018, 03:07:03 AM »
Ugggggh, I think this second bottle of wine is bad. Might have to move on to rum.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32809 on: December 30, 2018, 03:10:35 AM »
Let's watch Three o'Clock High, Blue. Right now. You wear your sexiest underwear, I'll put on a bondage harness.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32810 on: December 30, 2018, 03:12:16 AM »
Let's watch Three o'Clock High, Blue. Right now. You wear your sexiest underwear, I'll put on a bondage harness.

Thats a 10-4
wearing the.skimpiest Calvin Klein boxer briefs at the moment
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32811 on: December 30, 2018, 03:13:09 AM »
That's the sexiest you can do? Straight people.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32812 on: December 30, 2018, 03:14:59 AM »
Starting now, btw.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32813 on: December 30, 2018, 03:15:29 AM »
I was about to post a pic of.me.in it with my dick blacked out buuuuut in that case lmaoo
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32814 on: December 30, 2018, 03:16:35 AM »
Looking for it now
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32815 on: December 30, 2018, 03:17:37 AM »
I was about to post a pic of.me.in it with my dick blacked out buuuuut in that case lmaoo

Bitch, give that to me. If you're simping Valk into posting photos, you owe it to the galaxy.
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32816 on: December 30, 2018, 03:18:06 AM »
Also, lol, the main character has a gadsen flag in his room.
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BlueTsunami

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32817 on: December 30, 2018, 03:25:34 AM »
Pmed sent  :-*
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32818 on: December 30, 2018, 03:26:35 AM »
Buddy Revell is so sexy <3
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TVC15

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #32819 on: December 30, 2018, 03:27:34 AM »
Pmed sent  :-*

:o

He delivered, people. He delivered <3
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