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Stro

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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34800 on: March 18, 2019, 11:16:38 AM »
Except it isn't presented as a documentary at literally any point in the movie :what

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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34801 on: March 18, 2019, 11:20:31 AM »
I knew it was about England when you said it was about ugly, dirty people scrabbling around in piss and shit

Thought it was about ResetEra TBH
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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34802 on: March 18, 2019, 12:39:42 PM »
Except it isn't presented as a documentary at literally any point in the movie :what

whatever dood
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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34803 on: March 18, 2019, 12:44:40 PM »
I fucking love New Nightmare. Wes' commentary on the DVD was so fucking good. Dude was hella smart.

Stro

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« Reply #34804 on: March 18, 2019, 12:47:11 PM »
Except it isn't presented as a documentary at literally any point in the movie :what

whatever dood

What scenes are presented as a documentary?

kingv

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« Reply #34805 on: March 18, 2019, 01:16:30 PM »
Jabberwocky (1977)

It's about ugly, dirty people scrabbling around in piss and shit in their filthy hovels and dank castles. It taught me everything I know about England. 5/5

"A man in the next town over claimed he'd seen the beast. Turned his teeth snow white overnight!"

Jabberwocky is a goddamn gay icon.

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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34806 on: March 18, 2019, 06:41:01 PM »
Jabberwocky (1977)

It's about ugly, dirty people scrabbling around in piss and shit in their filthy hovels and dank castles. It taught me everything I know about England. 5/5

"A man in the next town over claimed he'd seen the beast. Turned his teeth snow white overnight!"

Jabberwocky is a goddamn gay icon.

Is it? That's not something that I've heard before.
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« Reply #34807 on: March 18, 2019, 10:30:20 PM »
When you search a streaming site looking for a movie to watch.
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« Reply #34808 on: March 18, 2019, 11:31:54 PM »
Jabberwocky (1977)

It's about ugly, dirty people scrabbling around in piss and shit in their filthy hovels and dank castles. It taught me everything I know about England. 5/5

"A man in the next town over claimed he'd seen the beast. Turned his teeth snow white overnight!"

Jabberwocky is a goddamn gay icon.

Is it? That's not something that I've heard before.

Fuck, that’s the babadook I’m thinking of.

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Re: The new and improved movie discussion thread
« Reply #34809 on: March 19, 2019, 01:21:30 AM »
Jabberwocky (1977)

It's about ugly, dirty people scrabbling around in piss and shit in their filthy hovels and dank castles. It taught me everything I know about England. 5/5

"A man in the next town over claimed he'd seen the beast. Turned his teeth snow white overnight!"

Jabberwocky is a goddamn gay icon.

Is it? That's not something that I've heard before.

Fuck, that’s the babadook I’m thinking of.

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« Reply #34810 on: March 19, 2019, 01:33:03 AM »
I'd of course very much welcome whatever input you may post here on your discoveries.
I just watched A Wayward Cloud. This is it. This is filmmaking at its finest. There's barely any dialogue in this movie. Just perfectly framed long shots and auteur level direction. It's loneliness distilled. Some of it is downright hilarious. I was deeply impacted by this movie. You need to watch it. Legendary ending, too. People walked out of this film.
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« Reply #34811 on: March 19, 2019, 03:32:03 AM »
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« Reply #34812 on: March 19, 2019, 05:52:34 AM »
That scene is what aged the most in that movie. It's not bad but really it's really of its time. The rest of the film is great, all the ending especially (both in visuals and how the script leads you there), it's definitely one of the most solid entries in that vein of paranoid espionage that was so popular at the time.
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« Reply #34813 on: March 19, 2019, 05:59:22 AM »
Hans Zimmer is Scoring ‘Dune’, Which Has an Official Synopsis and A Possible New Cast Member

https://www.slashfilm.com/dune-score/

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« Reply #34814 on: March 19, 2019, 09:18:01 AM »
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« Reply #34815 on: March 19, 2019, 10:45:30 AM »
Where's the toy diversity? Why they all gotta be white.


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« Reply #34816 on: March 19, 2019, 12:14:40 PM »
I'm still waiting on "Great" Rumbler the stupid fucking mutt to tell me what scenes of New Nightmare are presented as a documentary.

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« Reply #34817 on: March 19, 2019, 12:15:54 PM »
:bow :bow2

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« Reply #34818 on: March 19, 2019, 12:17:44 PM »
I'm still waiting on "Great" Rumbler the stupid fucking mutt to tell me what scenes of New Nightmare are presented as a documentary.

its right there in the trailer:

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« Reply #34819 on: March 19, 2019, 12:21:29 PM »
YOU FUCKING FRAUD THAT'S NOT THE PRESENTATION OF THE MOVIE :rage


That also doesn't portray the movie as real. You....fuck.

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« Reply #34820 on: March 19, 2019, 12:51:23 PM »
maybe the meta was just too deep for you to understand
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« Reply #34821 on: March 19, 2019, 01:14:05 PM »
That doesn't present the movie as a documentary, it's 30 seconds of behind the scenes footage and Wes/Bob talking about it, then a traditional trailer that's obviously a movie and not a documentary.


 Fucking retire, binch.

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« Reply #34822 on: March 19, 2019, 02:18:44 PM »
 :zzz
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« Reply #34824 on: March 19, 2019, 02:31:57 PM »
This is why cinephiles are leaving The Bire in droves

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« Reply #34825 on: March 19, 2019, 02:47:39 PM »
That scene is what aged the most in that movie. It's not bad but really it's really of its time. The rest of the film is great, all the ending especially (both in visuals and how the script leads you there), it's definitely one of the most solid entries in that vein of paranoid espionage that was so popular at the time.
Personally I think that The Conversation, which came out two months after Parallax View, was much better executed, but this was still a great movie.
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« Reply #34826 on: March 19, 2019, 03:10:36 PM »
The Conversation is easily a top 5er for me. Coppola’s best, to me.
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« Reply #34827 on: March 19, 2019, 03:47:02 PM »
It's pretty  good, but it's no Twixt

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« Reply #34828 on: March 19, 2019, 03:48:14 PM »
It's pretty  good, but it's no Twixt

I heard Val Kilmer was pissed when he arrived on set to discover it wasn’t a Twix-related movie.
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« Reply #34829 on: March 19, 2019, 03:50:26 PM »
More than understandable, imo

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« Reply #34830 on: March 20, 2019, 01:18:42 AM »
The Converstion is easily my fav Coppola film and its not even close.

Not that I dont love any of his other films, but The Conversation is like sooooo good you guys. Its gotta be the best movie ever about an insular main character.

The Parrallax View is pretty good too.

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« Reply #34832 on: March 20, 2019, 05:44:48 AM »
shosta get in here

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« Reply #34833 on: March 20, 2019, 08:12:05 AM »
That's fuckin rude as hell mayne :jeanluc

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« Reply #34834 on: March 20, 2019, 12:38:08 PM »

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« Reply #34835 on: March 20, 2019, 02:44:10 PM »
Damn, that looks amazing. It gives me that same goofy vibes of Pulp Fiction.

Brad Pitt is slowly morphing into Robert Redford.

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« Reply #34836 on: March 20, 2019, 03:03:22 PM »
I'm no Tarantino fan, but that looks fun.
EDIT: Fuck i wasn't trying to rhyme or anything.
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« Reply #34837 on: March 20, 2019, 07:32:16 PM »
I'm no Tarantino fan, but that looks fun.
EDIT: Fuck i wasn't trying to rhyme or anything.

It's only a visual rhyme. I still read everything out loud, so you're good.

EightBitNate

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« Reply #34838 on: March 20, 2019, 08:19:17 PM »
Glad to see Tarantino back in a modern era, but the trailer surprisingly doesn’t do anything for me. Will watch anyway because Tarantino and the cast is stacked.

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« Reply #34839 on: March 21, 2019, 02:10:55 AM »
tried to watch wrinkle in time with mum. about 15 mins in she basically says this shid stupid af, put something else on. giant juggalo oprah gave us both a good laugh  :lol
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« Reply #34840 on: March 21, 2019, 01:05:55 PM »
"Us" movie spoiler

http://themoviespoiler.com/movies/us/

Sounds stupid. Meh
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« Reply #34841 on: March 21, 2019, 05:39:02 PM »
Captain Marvel is... fine. Just, really okay. The Samuel L Jackson effects are cool as hell (didn't work quite as well for Agent Coulsen tho), but its got the same weaknesses as lots of other MCU films with not quite enough mitigating factors to make it more than... well than just being fine.

saw another movie yesterday that I enjoyed significantly more. The quite clever, heartfelt, wry and sometimes thrilling Woman at War. Its about a middle-aged Icelandic lady (stout of character and slightly of build) who's technically an eco-terrorist, but like the friendliest one possible. I enjoyed this film immensely, it works as a character study of an unconventional cinematic character (middle-aged women doing anything really, especially of a criminal nature), its got lots of small and understated touches that build the character and the plot, its also just flat out entertaining. I appreciated real life villains Rio Tinto graciously portraying themselves in the film, and for a movie that's about blowing up power lines its a lot less hectoring than I thought it was gonna be. Just a delightful film with well measured doses of levity and gravity.


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« Reply #34842 on: March 22, 2019, 12:18:59 AM »
Free Solo (2018)

Actually, literally just a crazy person. Screw this dude, screw the gf that puts up with him, screw the wannabe snuff filmmakers that made this movie. I'm suing all of them for the three heart-attacks I had watching it.

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Actually part that got me the most was when they were talking about everyone's that died free soloing, and then they showed a guy slipping off a cliff and falling a few thousand feet and for a second I'm like "wait wtf, did they literally just show this guy dying" but then he pops a parachute. And after he lands safely, the movie is like "oh btw, he's dead now too".  :lol
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The last act of the movie, where he's actually doing the cliff was some white-knuckle shit, but the rest of the movie was kinda depressing tbh. This guy is extremely autismed up, and climbing is not only the only thing he has, it's the only thing he wants to have. He basically ignores his gf and sends all his money to charity and just lives in a van (down by the river) while eating canned chili. I guess he's happy, but...  :doge
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« Reply #34843 on: March 22, 2019, 12:37:34 AM »
The part where he's like "it's bullshit how people say they care for other people, it's so dumb when girlfriends have told me they'd be sad if I died, they'd just find somebody else" was like, umbro. There were several scenes like that where he would say something wtf and then it would pan over to his girlfriend and she'd just kinda be like  :goty2
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« Reply #34844 on: March 22, 2019, 12:41:00 AM »


YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :gladbron

Hopefully it's better than the second one. I really didn't like how they ended that one (and the gunfights in public was a bit stupid, IMO. Nobody fleeing around their silent gunshots in the metro, really?), but this trailer is looking slick and seems to build on the consequences of that one.

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« Reply #34845 on: March 22, 2019, 07:01:37 PM »
Us (2019)

The more I think about this movie, the movie I think that you’re not supposed to think about it very much because it doesn’t make sense. Yeah, okay “hurr durr it’s social commentary, you just didn’t get it”. Look, I’m just here for a good horror movie, and I think it was but with some caveats. First half of the movie, great. Second half, ehhhhh. I can appreciate the movie taking a turn for the apocalyptic, but it just doesn’t pull it off as well as the home invasion parts.

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The twist ending was almost The Village levels of unnecessary twists that made everything else stupid. Why didn’t the real Adelaide just leave? It didn’t seem like there was anything keeping them there, they were just sort of animalistic and didn’t have a drive to leave. And also, if the tethered were abandoned for decades, why are new ones still being created? Their kids are just automatically tethered? That makes almost as much sense as (((someone))) (jk, no filler) making 300,000,000 clones and then just abandoning them all underground because they didn’t work. (You think they’d test a few to see if they worked before making 300,000,000 of them). :doge
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« Reply #34846 on: March 22, 2019, 10:44:19 PM »
Transit takes the bold move of being a WWII refugee drama (with just a dash of noir flavoring) by being larded up with deliberate anachronisms. I really liked it. Is it done to move the plot out of history, or to comment on any contemporary refugee crisis? I can't quite say. I am fully qualified to say how much I enjoyed this thoughtful and subtle melodrama (yes, a subtle melodrama, they exist), how good the performances were (the main guy might as well be the Germanic Joaquin Phoenix), how I enjoyed the unwinding of the plot, and just how much filmic energy is spent on what it is to be without a country. Its a movie about displaced, desperate people trying to keep a lid on their situations and attempt to live some kind of normal life despie how many bureaucratic or dangerous obstacles are in their way, a story that remains timeless no matter how many offhand refrences there are to Dawn of the Dead (the extremely cheeky choice of song on the credits puts almost a too fine of point on it).


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« Reply #34847 on: March 22, 2019, 11:57:26 PM »
Us (2019)

The more I think about this movie, the movie I think that you’re not supposed to think about it very much because it doesn’t make sense. Yeah, okay “hurr durr it’s social commentary, you just didn’t get it”. Look, I’m just here for a good horror movie, and I think it was but with some caveats. First half of the movie, great. Second half, ehhhhh. I can appreciate the movie taking a turn for the apocalyptic, but it just doesn’t pull it off as well as the home invasion parts.

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The twist ending was almost The Village levels of unnecessary twists that made everything else stupid. Why didn’t the real Adelaide just leave? It didn’t seem like there was anything keeping them there, they were just sort of animalistic and didn’t have a drive to leave. And also, if the tethered were abandoned for decades, why are new ones still being created? Their kids are just automatically tethered? That makes almost as much sense as (((someone))) (jk, no filler) making 300,000,000 clones and then just abandoning them all underground because they didn’t work. (You think they’d test a few to see if they worked before making 300,000,000 of them). :doge
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I agree. Us was very disappointing. The visuals were neat but the commentary was badly done.

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« Reply #34848 on: March 23, 2019, 12:12:20 PM »
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018):

I wish any of the 100 live action comic book movies that have come out in the past 20 years could have the charm and style this has. :rejoice


Despite it not being a particularly original story (in terms of general plot good guy has to stop bad guy from blowing up New York/the world, or the more specific Spideyverse thing which has been done multiple times in cartoons and comics), but the style and visuals really set this so far apart.

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« Reply #34849 on: March 23, 2019, 10:04:48 PM »
I wish I liked Us more.
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« Reply #34850 on: March 23, 2019, 10:18:54 PM »
I was also cold on 'Us'. Felt like it could have been a brilliant movie if it played the doppelganger horror straight. Peel's penchant for humor just undercut everything and that ending was exposition city.
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« Reply #34851 on: March 23, 2019, 10:39:55 PM »
There was a lot to like, especially in the performances, but the script felt like it needed more time to cook. Parts of it were too slow and there was a big exposition dump at the end. I’m cool with leaving things unanswered or up in the air, but I think the movie needed to give us at least a little more info. And not in another exposition dump.
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« Reply #34852 on: March 23, 2019, 11:58:44 PM »
Saw Us tonight, was expecting it to have a bit more/more original social commentary... I did like Get Out but this one left me pretty cold. Lots of symbolism that didn't go anywhere (the rabbits, I Got 5 On It song).
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« Reply #34853 on: March 24, 2019, 12:27:55 PM »
Finally saw Aquaman - didn't have high hopes but was expecting a fun couple hours. This was not good. This was bad in the way that pre-Xmen comic book movies were bad, but with a huge budget that still resulted in some shockingly cheap looking scenes.

The tone was weird and all over the place and absolutely none of the humour landed. It felt like a movie mired in production issues with multiple filmakers involved but as far as I'm aware that isn't the case (?). Some of the lines felt like community theater reads.

I did appreciate that they unbashedly *went* with the Aquaman/Atlantis mythos - just wished it didn't all suck.
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« Reply #34854 on: March 24, 2019, 12:30:09 PM »
Shazam! is at 97% fresh (32 reviews so far) - who would've thought? It looked like hot trash.
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« Reply #34855 on: March 24, 2019, 12:38:40 PM »
It looked like trash? I never thought it looked great, but the trailers had some fun jokes. I’m not surprised it’s reviewing well, it looked like it had its heart in the right place.

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« Reply #34856 on: March 24, 2019, 12:55:33 PM »
Shazam looked great - glad it is reviewing well. 
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« Reply #34857 on: March 24, 2019, 01:00:51 PM »
It looked like trash? I never thought it looked great, but the trailers had some fun jokes. I’m not surprised it’s reviewing well, it looked like it had its heart in the right place.

I just didn't know where they were going with the (what lookd like a cheap) foam muscle suit and were going for dumb and ironic or were actually leaning into the kid fantasy thing.
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« Reply #34858 on: March 24, 2019, 01:05:32 PM »
what foam muscle suit?
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« Reply #34859 on: March 24, 2019, 02:36:49 PM »
Shazam to me looked like the Superhero version of The Last Action Hero. So the corny elements fit.