To be fair to those that did well, not everything was bad. Saying this is the worst major studio picture since Mr. and Mrs. Smith is a pretty harrowing claim, so I want to be sure that I’m not casting shade on those that did well.
+ Kristen Stewart did her best. She has a few good bits, but her character is such a modern stock template that it can be tough to see.
+ Patrick Stewart was okay. He was basically playing Patrick Stewart so no effort was required here, but hey, he’s a charming motherfucking guy.
+ It’s been less than an hour and I can’t remember the rest of the cast or any plot details. An AI built on an Apple II could have generated this script.
+ The action scenes are terrible, there are long stretches for naps in between. There are only 2 real action scenes in the movie
+ Several times in the movie, the girls legitimately refer to one male character as being attractive, but he has a noticeably fat neck and bottom of the face. Like, he doesn’t look bad, but the dude has a fucking pear-shaped head. Nobody would ever call him out vocally as hot. He looked like a wad of recessive genes. I’m guessing the actor was a relative of the director or producer. Because he was also a terrible actor and I’ve never seen him before.
