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benjipwns

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« Reply #35580 on: May 08, 2019, 07:10:24 PM »

nudemacusers

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« Reply #35581 on: May 08, 2019, 07:14:19 PM »
Jfc.



Will it even be in theaters next week?
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benjipwns

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« Reply #35582 on: May 08, 2019, 07:18:33 PM »
at this rate the feds can charge any theatres still running it next week for money laundering crimes under RICO statutes

Joe Molotov

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Re: Movie News, Reviews, and Discussion Super-Thread
« Reply #35583 on: May 08, 2019, 07:19:17 PM »
I demand either sexy Pinhead, 1000-y/o Doug Bradley Pinhead, or both. Do it, Goyer, you coward. You won't.
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Stro

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« Reply #35584 on: May 08, 2019, 07:20:43 PM »
Hellraiser could really find its lane as the only series where every entry is a reboot, imo

benjipwns

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« Reply #35585 on: May 08, 2019, 07:23:08 PM »
how do i get a statement from the hellboy producers on what it's like to have your weekly box office be a rounding error

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nudemacusers

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« Reply #35586 on: May 08, 2019, 07:25:42 PM »


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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #35587 on: May 08, 2019, 07:30:12 PM »
how do i get a statement from the hellboy producers on what it's like to have your weekly box office be a rounding error

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Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #35588 on: May 09, 2019, 01:36:33 PM »


Hells yes, I'm in.

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« Reply #35589 on: May 09, 2019, 01:44:54 PM »
I'm in, of course.

But the editing and music in the back half of the trailer was so bad, like Marvel's IT.  :lol
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« Reply #35590 on: May 09, 2019, 01:47:33 PM »
I'm in, of course.

But the editing and music in the back half of the trailer was so bad, like Marvel's IT.  :lol

It totally felt like Avengers-esque trailer music from the first second it started playing :lol

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Don Rumata

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« Reply #35592 on: May 09, 2019, 01:58:37 PM »
The fuck i thought IT was about a killer clown, all these years.
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Joe Molotov

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« Reply #35593 on: May 09, 2019, 02:49:39 PM »


Hells yes, I'm in.

I was beginning to think they were just going to wait until the kids had aged into the adult roles.
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Spieler1

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« Reply #35594 on: May 09, 2019, 02:55:02 PM »
I'm in, of course.

But the editing and music in the back half of the trailer was so bad, like Marvel's IT.  :lol

I thought it was Star Wars when she said that no one's ever really gone.

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« Reply #35595 on: May 09, 2019, 04:02:26 PM »
Bill Hader just LOOKS like someone that has been haunted his whole life. It's the perfect role.


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« Reply #35596 on: May 09, 2019, 06:28:07 PM »
Hellraiser could really find its lane as the only series where every entry is a reboot, imo
(coughs conspicuously) Highlander

finally got around to Jordan Peele's Us. I liked it a lot. As I suppose many have already said, his technical chops have improved significantly over his last film (bigger budget probably helped a lot) and its very often clever in its staging. Good dang performances too.

What I also hurried up to see before it vanishes from theaters was El Chicano, which is a very pulpy, somewhat silly but overall decent action drama targeted straight towards America's latinx population. Its not about anything that hasn't been well covered in countless other crime potboilers, but the entirely non-white cast and disarming and affectionate take of the Los Angelino subculture of its backdrop is quite new. Its loaded to the gills with familiar faces that get bigger roles in this thing whereas you'd normally see (this movie works as an excellent game of 'Spot the Character Actor')them, and all the macho posturing can be kinda fun or at least diverting enough until the action loaded last act. Good, sincere B-movies are hard to find anymore, so I'm predisposed to perhaps overrate this scruffy, clearly underbudgeted effort that somehow escaped its direct to streaming fate to play at the crappiest theater in my locality, but I'm glad it did.


The Sceneman

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« Reply #35597 on: May 09, 2019, 09:31:09 PM »
El Chicano looks brilliant!
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nachobro

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« Reply #35598 on: May 09, 2019, 11:27:50 PM »
meanwhile in albuquerque, el chicano has like 14 screenings tomorrow :lol

Philip Cardgage

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« Reply #35599 on: May 10, 2019, 02:13:11 PM »
Really want to watch Nightmare Sisters this weekend. It looks insane.

headwalk

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« Reply #35600 on: May 10, 2019, 02:35:49 PM »


1: why?

2: this looks awful

Tasty

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« Reply #35601 on: May 10, 2019, 02:41:30 PM »
That's a TV show bb

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« Reply #35602 on: May 10, 2019, 04:21:26 PM »
Shazam was fun. 

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« Reply #35603 on: May 11, 2019, 01:20:51 AM »
Watched The Hills Have Eyes this morning. It's not as good as Nightmare on Elm Street and certainly not as polished, but there's a gritty charm to this movie that I like. For some reason, my young and impressionable mind remembered this as some grim and bloody murderfest, but watching it now, there's actually a lot of humor to it. It's not nearly as violent as it could have been. It pulls a lot of punches, like not killing the baby or the second dog or cannibal sister that wanted out. I was expecting it to be a hard watch, but it was actually pretty breezy.

Watched the Сталкер Criterion Collection Blu-Ray this evening. Gawdam. That's the most hauntingly beautiful movie I've ever seen. I had to take a Taco Bell break half-way through because I was starting to feel a bit overwhelmed. :ussrcry The Blu-Ray looks and sounds absolutely gorgeous too. I'm going to have to watch this a few more times.
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« Reply #35604 on: May 11, 2019, 07:44:01 AM »
Who is the audience for the Tolkien biopic? Do LOTR nerds really care about his personal life and how WWII and racism inspired him to write stories about hairy midgets, wizards, and dragons?

Tasty

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« Reply #35605 on: May 11, 2019, 08:17:06 AM »
Who is the audience for the Tolkien biopic? Do LOTR nerds really care about his personal life and how WWII and racism inspired him to write stories about hairy midgets, wizards, and dragons?

Christians into fantasy who feel left behind by Game of Thrones and its extremely adult content.

Joe Molotov

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« Reply #35606 on: May 11, 2019, 08:21:14 AM »
Old people who thought Poms looked too exciting.
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Stro

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« Reply #35607 on: May 11, 2019, 08:30:55 AM »
Who is the audience for the Tolkien biopic? Do LOTR nerds really care about his personal life and how WWII and racism inspired him to write stories about hairy midgets, wizards, and dragons?

Christians into fantasy who feel left behind by Game of Thrones and its extremely adult content.

This....makes sense :leon

BlueTsunami

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« Reply #35608 on: May 11, 2019, 08:59:23 PM »
Wow The Love Witch is a wonderfully dense critique of the perception of feminism. I was lured by the aesthetic but I'm staying for the writing.
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« Reply #35609 on: May 11, 2019, 10:14:24 PM »
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« Reply #35610 on: May 12, 2019, 02:26:04 PM »
Who is the audience for the Tolkien biopic? Do LOTR nerds really care about his personal life and how WWII and racism inspired him to write stories about hairy midgets, wizards, and dragons?

Christians into fantasy who feel left behind by Game of Thrones and its extremely adult content.
I recall very clearly Tolkien and cs lewis (the latter being more obvious) as getting the Christian pastor/parent “stamp of approval” for fantasy secular work carrying appropriate messages. Anything else tho was absolutely haram. D&D especially so.
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« Reply #35611 on: May 12, 2019, 04:21:46 PM »
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Bebpo

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« Reply #35612 on: May 12, 2019, 11:50:29 PM »
Watched Bird Box after I found out Trent Reznor / Atticus Ross did the soundtrack. Was ok, soundtrack wasn't really notable outside a few parts, but the ending was pretty unsatisfying? Also

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« Reply #35613 on: May 13, 2019, 03:55:30 PM »
Watched Bird Box after I found out Trent Reznor / Atticus Ross did the soundtrack. Was ok, soundtrack wasn't really notable outside a few parts, but the ending was pretty unsatisfying? Also

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Terrible waste of a great soundtrack.


The Sceneman

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« Reply #35615 on: May 14, 2019, 07:36:12 AM »
Women cry at the Titanic’s end ...
Men do so for the  Gladiator ....

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ToxicAdam

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« Reply #35616 on: May 14, 2019, 09:18:51 AM »
Gladiator? Naw.

Big Fish? Yeah.


Joe Molotov

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« Reply #35617 on: May 14, 2019, 10:04:02 AM »
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/avengers-endgame-explained-by-first-time-marvel-viewer-1205734

would totally watch this shot literally

I cried when Iron Man and Gwyneth Paltrow's son was killed by Samuel L Jackson.
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« Reply #35618 on: May 14, 2019, 12:49:36 PM »
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« Reply #35619 on: May 14, 2019, 01:13:58 PM »
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Why do Thor's hammers always fly to him? Where are they coming from?
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« Reply #35620 on: May 14, 2019, 01:17:40 PM »
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Why do Thor's hammers always fly to him? Where are they coming from?
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Imagine the amount of property damage and lives destroyed by him being able to call his hammer to him.

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« Reply #35622 on: May 14, 2019, 04:30:12 PM »


What's the budget for this garbage? 10 bucks? :neogaf

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« Reply #35623 on: May 14, 2019, 08:05:46 PM »
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #35624 on: May 14, 2019, 09:14:06 PM »
Anyone watch a movie they had been meaning to for decades that's widely acclaimed that you just never got to watching?

I watched Silence of the Lambs the other day.

Jesus Christ.
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« Reply #35625 on: May 14, 2019, 09:27:58 PM »
Anyone watch a movie they had been meaning to for decades that's widely acclaimed that you just never got to watching?

I watched Silence of the Lambs the other day.

Jesus Christ.


How have you not seen that? It’s amazing.
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« Reply #35626 on: May 14, 2019, 09:29:34 PM »
Also, if you want to know what Clarice heard when she heard the lambs screaming...

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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #35627 on: May 14, 2019, 09:38:34 PM »
Anyone watch a movie they had been meaning to for decades that's widely acclaimed that you just never got to watching?

I watched Silence of the Lambs the other day.

Jesus Christ.


How have you not seen that? It’s amazing.

It just never happened.

I still don't know what to think of it.
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« Reply #35628 on: May 14, 2019, 09:43:04 PM »
It’s basically perfect.
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« Reply #35629 on: May 14, 2019, 09:46:20 PM »


What's the budget for this garbage? 10 bucks? :neogaf

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I don't get it. Looks fine to me

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« Reply #35630 on: May 14, 2019, 09:49:15 PM »
It’s basically perfect.

Only real problem is the typical horror trope stuff that I absolutely hate.

"No personal information" -> I'm going to tell him my name
"Don't get close to the glass or touch the glass" -> I'm going to get closer to the glass -> I'm going to get extremely close to Lector after a man throws semen in my face
"Please obey our rules" :tocry -> No!!!! :stop
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« Reply #35631 on: May 14, 2019, 10:11:23 PM »
Anyone watch a movie they had been meaning to for decades that's widely acclaimed that you just never got to watching?

I watched Silence of the Lambs the other day.

Jesus Christ.


You should watch Hannibal (the movie) next just to get that high to low feeling you can only otherwise get from bipolar disorder or a drug crash :aah

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« Reply #35632 on: May 14, 2019, 10:43:14 PM »


What's the budget for this garbage? 10 bucks? :neogaf

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I don't get it. Looks fine to me

Next time put on your glasses first, granddad.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #35633 on: May 14, 2019, 10:47:38 PM »
Jesus. If there’s any proof live action Aladdin was a mistake that clip was it. Where’s the pop? The action? The motion? Totally outclassed by 1992 Disney Animation Studios.
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« Reply #35634 on: May 14, 2019, 10:49:23 PM »
was the jungle book any good?
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #35635 on: May 14, 2019, 10:50:23 PM »
Jungle Book was hardly “live action” and....eh.

I just find them so pointless. They’re in no way improvements on the originals.
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« Reply #35636 on: May 14, 2019, 10:51:34 PM »
Jesus. If there’s any proof live action Aladdin was a mistake that clip was it. Where’s the pop? The action? The motion? Totally outclassed by 1992 Disney Animation Studios.

It feels so sluggish and small-scale, like it was filmed in a back alley courtyard at three-fourths speed.
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nudemacusers

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« Reply #35637 on: May 14, 2019, 10:52:24 PM »
Looks like a guy richie film.
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Cindi Mayweather

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« Reply #35638 on: May 14, 2019, 11:06:38 PM »
Jesus. If there’s any proof live action Aladdin was a mistake that clip was it. Where’s the pop? The action? The motion? Totally outclassed by 1992 Disney Animation Studios.

It feels so sluggish and small-scale, like it was filmed in a back alley courtyard at three-fourths speed.

The reason it feels so small is cinematography. A lot of shots are medium and use a neutral camera angle. There's almost nothing to demonstrate the size or the sheer power.

Contrast with the original.

Here, you barely see the golden camels. In the original you see rows and rows and rows. When they bring out the peacocks you see so many damn peacocks.



The original also uses the crowd to create depth which adds to his "power". Here it's just flat.

Look at the angle of Abu. Look at how powerful that angle makes him look. He looks huge compared to the crowd.



Look how wide the streets are compared to the live action one and the distance between the parade and "lesser" people.



The end result is a larger looking parade.
 
wait Disney could be reading.

Disney could own all the movie studios soon.

You know what?

I think it's just...okilly dokily!

I mean, did you SEE that transition from the green stuff to a slightly high angle of the same shot. Real riveting stuff.
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« Reply #35639 on: May 14, 2019, 11:27:44 PM »
Jungle Book was hardly “live action” and....eh.

I just find them so pointless. They’re in no way improvements on the originals.

Agreed, but I can't see them *not* getting remade. As long as they turn a profit they'll still get made. Hard to fault Disney for picking up free money