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« Reply #4380 on: March 22, 2010, 08:38:49 PM »
Dude from Not another teenage movie is Captain America.

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« Reply #4381 on: March 22, 2010, 10:00:54 PM »
Uhmmmm, but he's also Johnny Storm....

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« Reply #4382 on: March 22, 2010, 10:35:31 PM »
Ugh, Johnny Storm casted as the leader of The Avengers and the inspiration of hundreds of WWII soldiers smh, I hope he and Reynolds pull off a Heath Ledger since I'm really looking forward to both movies but hate the casting.
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« Reply #4383 on: March 22, 2010, 10:36:54 PM »
currently watching Golgo 13, the Kowloon Assignment. 

70s cheese.

oh, some boobs.  awesome
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« Reply #4384 on: March 22, 2010, 10:49:15 PM »
You don't seem to be able to differentiate the actor and the character he plays. The actor played a cocky douche very well.
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« Reply #4385 on: March 23, 2010, 01:29:09 AM »
You don't seem to be able to differentiate the actor and the character he plays. The actor played a cocky douche very well.

The problem is Ryan Reynolds only seems to play cocky douches.
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« Reply #4386 on: March 23, 2010, 01:59:57 AM »
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Say what you want, that's a badass poster

Seriously, it is.  It's so crazy badass I'm never going to forget about this movie.

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« Reply #4387 on: March 23, 2010, 02:24:38 AM »
Final 30 minutes of Toy Story 3 leaves ShoWest in tears
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So what can I tell you about “Toy Story 3” without revealing any significant surprises? … Er … Um … Well, for starters, you should bring Kleenex. Lots & lots of Kleenex. Because I can guarantee you that you’re going to spend a good portion of the last 30 minutes of this film in tears.

I mean, I sat in that hall today surrounded by hardened industry professionals. Exhibitors who care more about how much popcorn & soda they’re selling than the movies they’re currently showing at their multiplexes. And these jaded theater owners – as “Toy Story 3” entered the home stretch – were openly weeping. Tears streaming down hundreds of faces as the ultimate fate of Woody, Buzz, Jessie and the whole Andy’s Room gang was decided.

Speaking of which … I’m going to be very interested to see what sort of rating “Toy Story 3” gets. Because this movie gets really dark and scary at times. In fact, there’s one sequence toward the end of “TS3” where the toys are put in such peril (and then handle this literally horrifying moment with such grace, heart and courage) that I wonder if this moment in the movie may be just too much for little-little kids to handle. But then again – given how the sequence in question pays off, with this great character-driven “But of course!” moment (which got a huge reaction from the crowd today in Le Theatre Des Arts) – I honestly wouldn’t change a frame of this film.

Here’s something else that you’re going to want to do before seeing “Toy Story 3”: And that’s rewatch “Toy Story” & “Toy Story 2.” You see, Unkrich and Anderson have made a point of filling “TS3” with all sorts of witty tie-ins, clever call-backs to the first two films. And in order to really appreciate what Lee & Darla have done here, the first two “Toy Story” movies should still be fresh in your mind. (That way -- for example -- you'll realize that the last image in "Toy Story 3" echoes the very first thing that you see in the original "Toy Story.")

Another thing worth noting here is – while “Toy Story” was basically a buddy movie and “Toy Story 2” was more of a road picture … “Toy Story 3” – in its heart of hearts -- a caper. There’s at least one sequence (where I think it’s Dave Foley doing the voice of that Fisher Price phone) that gives off a strong “Ocean's Eleven” vibe. Which is another reason that it was so great that Pixar & Disney decided to show this work-in-progress version of “TS3” here in Vegas at the ShoWest crowd.

Well, Up had me teared up in ten minutes so I can believe this.
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« Reply #4388 on: March 23, 2010, 03:42:44 AM »
what are you talking about?  The Rock and Bad Boys1/2 are fun movies.  If he can make an entertaining movie, then he can have a career.
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« Reply #4389 on: March 23, 2010, 04:13:09 AM »
Anyone who's seen Sunshine knows Evans can do drama. Something tells me he can manage the dramatic range of Captain freakin' America. Look good in tight clothing, give it some Bill Pullman for the rousing speeches, done.
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« Reply #4390 on: March 23, 2010, 04:17:02 AM »
The Heat :lol
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« Reply #4391 on: March 23, 2010, 05:24:59 AM »
The Rock was decent enough. The lead actors made the Bad Boys films, which were still big, dumb movies that would have been big, dumb, terrible movies without actors of that caliber. Pearl Harbor and the Transformers movies were Bottom 100 of all time material.
They might have gotten charismatic actors but most of the fun in watching Bad Boys either has to do with gun fights or gun fights during a car chase.  Acting had a minimal impact on my enjoyment of it.

I didn't watch Pearl Harbor but Transformers was enjoyable if you just skipped anything involving exposition (about half the movie).  Same for the sequel.

It is a good bet to trust him with hundreds of millions of dollars to make a balls-to-the-wall straight action movie.  I'm 99.9% sure he can shoot a car chase better than Scorsese or Wes Anderson or whatever.

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« Reply #4392 on: March 23, 2010, 05:40:12 AM »
Atonement - moved a bit slow for me at the start, and I generally had trouble staying interested.  Not bad, I just found it all a bit disjointed and slow.

But the really, really long steadycam shot in the latter part of the film on a beach during the war which is pretty impressive.

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« Reply #4393 on: March 23, 2010, 06:11:59 AM »
Yeah Collateral is fucking awesome. Haven't seen it in a long time.

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« Reply #4394 on: March 23, 2010, 10:48:41 AM »
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Say what you want, that's a badass poster

No Willis?

He and Arnie only have cameos.
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« Reply #4395 on: March 23, 2010, 10:56:40 AM »
You don't seem to be able to differentiate the actor and the character he plays. The actor played a cocky douche very well.

The problem is Ryan Reynolds only seems to play cocky douches.

No?

Definitely Maybe, he played a normal dad. In Nine he was anything but a cocky douche.

He does play the cocky thing really well (Blade Trinity) and the cocky douche really well (Wolverine). Why is it people always put the douche in it? Just makes you seem like someone who's a social introvert and has never known people with a fast mouth, but that weren't douches.

Now someone who is witty is a douche? 

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« Reply #4396 on: March 23, 2010, 12:22:13 PM »
I wrote this when he was cast as Deadpool, but it seems like it will continue to work:

Ryan Reynolds cast as sarcastic super hero

Los Angeles, CA - In a surprise move, some Hollywood studio cast the affable Ryan Reynolds as the main character in their latest super hero film where a costumed vigilante fights justice with a sardonic wit.

"We really had to search long and hard for a handsome actor with chiseled good looks that brought earnest smug to the character," said the studio executive, "And we were astounded to see this test footage with [Ryan] Reynolds acting cocky and sarcastic - it was range we never knew he had."

Reynolds, best known for his roles in The Amityville Horror and The Nines, has struggled against being typecasted as a serious, brooding actor. The above average director, who will helm this light action-adventure picture - in what is sure to be as stretch for him - had initial reservations about casting Reynolds.

"See, this guy isn't like all the other super heroes," said the director, "He's a real cheeky f-----. And I wasn't sure [Ryan] was capable of biting sarcasm and deadpan delivery, but he knocked it out of the ballpark."

The fan community, which had been campaigning Reynolds for the role since it was leaked that a script was being written, was notably excited.

"Ryan Reynolds is perfect for this character," wrote one Internet fan on his message board, "He perfectly captures the emotional depth that this character needs - also he is muscular and really sarcastic."

Reynolds will reportedly get into shape for the role by making cutting and derisive remarks in high pressure situations, although friends close to the actor say that it will be revealed later on that he has a heart of gold.
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« Reply #4397 on: March 23, 2010, 12:41:53 PM »
Reynolds is not witty, he is just and uncharismatic douche.
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« Reply #4398 on: March 23, 2010, 01:07:38 PM »
Reynolds is not witty, he is just and uncharismatic douche.

Opinions. I think it's the opposite.

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« Reply #4399 on: March 23, 2010, 03:54:59 PM »
Scream 4: April 15th 2011
Craven directing, Williamson writing. Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette all back.
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« Reply #4400 on: March 23, 2010, 03:58:28 PM »
Will definitely watch.  And giggle. 

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« Reply #4401 on: March 23, 2010, 04:01:03 PM »
NERDSTALGIA!

Nintiestalgia!
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« Reply #4402 on: March 23, 2010, 04:01:42 PM »
Scream 4: April 15th 2011
Craven directing, Williamson writing. Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette all back.

Is this really necessary?
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« Reply #4403 on: March 23, 2010, 04:02:03 PM »
There's been so many dumb horror movies over the past decade that who knows what they'll go after.

Instead of slashing people the ghost killer locks them in a torture room?
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« Reply #4404 on: March 23, 2010, 04:02:10 PM »
Is any Hollywood cash-in really necessary?
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« Reply #4405 on: March 23, 2010, 04:03:18 PM »
Is any Hollywood cash-in really necessary?

Nope. My wife hates that I openly mock trailers in the theater.
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« Reply #4406 on: March 23, 2010, 04:04:09 PM »
hay guise!  remember swatkats?  FUCK YEAH, BIG BUDGET 3D EXTRAVAGANZA 2013!

REMEMBER TMNT!  NO, GRANDPA!  NOT THOSE PIZZA EATING CUNTS! THE EXTREME ONE, FROM THE 90s!  I THINK WE SHOULD RELAUNCH THAT!

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« Reply #4407 on: March 23, 2010, 04:11:58 PM »
NERDSTALGIA!

Nintiestalgia!


:heart The 90s :heart

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« Reply #4408 on: March 23, 2010, 04:12:33 PM »
fuck yeah.  much better than anything those old people in the 80s had

or kids today have

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« Reply #4409 on: March 23, 2010, 04:48:39 PM »
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Say what you want, that's a badass poster

I just saw this today and that is indeed a badass poster

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4410 on: March 23, 2010, 05:08:40 PM »
What has Mann done lately smh
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« Reply #4411 on: March 23, 2010, 05:09:27 PM »
Public Enemies :teehee

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« Reply #4412 on: March 23, 2010, 05:16:47 PM »
ugh Public Enemies :yuck

fucking HORRIBLE.

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« Reply #4413 on: March 23, 2010, 05:21:36 PM »
:bow[youtube=560,345]Ky7ZYeNLgpw[/youtube]:bow2
 

what happened mann?  :'(

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« Reply #4414 on: March 23, 2010, 07:09:40 PM »
i watched the first ten minutes of public enemies, but that's one movie where it feels like the hd cameras just don't work. the 30s don't look like that, smh.

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« Reply #4415 on: March 23, 2010, 07:12:52 PM »
not in hd, that's for sure.

edit: the ''look'' of that movie doesn't fit the period, i mean. i'm not talking about the clothes and stuff.
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« Reply #4416 on: March 23, 2010, 07:14:07 PM »
i watched the first ten minutes of public enemies, but that's one movie where it feels like the hd cameras just don't work. the 30s don't look like that, smh.



How would you know? :smug
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« Reply #4417 on: March 23, 2010, 07:16:07 PM »
because i had sex with a woman
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« Reply #4418 on: March 23, 2010, 07:52:09 PM »
because i had sex with a woman

Born in the 1930s? Ha ha
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« Reply #4419 on: March 23, 2010, 07:56:04 PM »
because i had sex with a woman

lies
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« Reply #4420 on: March 23, 2010, 07:57:19 PM »
because i had sex with a woman

Born in the 1930s? Ha ha

annihilated...

i knew that was coming when i said that
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« Reply #4421 on: March 23, 2010, 08:24:15 PM »
i watched the first ten minutes of public enemies, but that's one movie where it feels like the hd cameras just don't work. the 30s don't look like that, smh.
dude, that's a distinguished mentally-challenged analysis.

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« Reply #4422 on: March 23, 2010, 08:41:22 PM »
i watched the first ten minutes of public enemies, but that's one movie where it feels like the hd cameras just don't work. the 30s don't look like that, smh.
dude, that's a distinguished mentally-challenged analysis.

Sort of like your Godfather analysis, and most of your opinions on just about everything
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4423 on: March 23, 2010, 08:57:54 PM »
When nintenho is calling you out, you know you failed massively.
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« Reply #4424 on: March 23, 2010, 11:44:04 PM »
When nintenho is calling you out, you know you failed massively.

Or succeeded incredibly?

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« Reply #4425 on: March 24, 2010, 12:30:20 AM »
Just about the only thing I liked about PE was the visual style.  Stories was crap but it looked pretty.  Having a period movie in the style of whatever camera limitations there were can work in a self-referential story like Pleasantville or something.  I always found it distracting and kitschy in Schindler's List for example.

It's as distinguished mentally-challenged as having Kinsey in technicolor or something.

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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #4426 on: March 24, 2010, 12:48:51 AM »
Give me some good 2009 movie suggestions to put on my netflix queue
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« Reply #4427 on: March 24, 2010, 12:51:54 AM »
A Serious Man
Inglorious Basterds
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« Reply #4428 on: March 24, 2010, 12:54:44 AM »
Moon
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« Reply #4429 on: March 24, 2010, 01:25:22 AM »
^^ All good (both posts) except Avatar. In The Loop is fucking awesome.
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« Reply #4430 on: March 24, 2010, 01:31:43 AM »
:lol Yeah, thanks for clearing that up.
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« Reply #4431 on: March 24, 2010, 01:49:01 AM »
In The Loop - added
An Education - seen, buying
Avatar - seen, buying
The Hurt Locker - seen, own it
A Serious Man - haven't seen but wanted to badly, added
Inglorious Basterds - moty 2009, own it
Moon - seen, own it

Was hoping for more obscure suggestions.
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« Reply #4432 on: March 24, 2010, 01:58:10 AM »
Tauntaun's Greatest Hits Vol. 4
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« Reply #4433 on: March 24, 2010, 01:58:20 AM »
i watched the first ten minutes of public enemies, but that's one movie where it feels like the hd cameras just don't work. the 30s don't look like that, smh.
dude, that's a distinguished mentally-challenged analysis.

Sort of like your Godfather analysis, and most of your opinions on just about everything

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« Reply #4434 on: March 24, 2010, 01:58:53 AM »
Tauntaun's Greatest Hits Vol. 4

We're talking about film, right? Not porn? Is this the nsfw topic?
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« Reply #4435 on: March 24, 2010, 02:15:29 AM »
You know, after reading Clint: The Life and Legend, I'm not so sure PD's initial assessment of Unforgiven was off base. :lol
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« Reply #4436 on: March 24, 2010, 02:31:24 AM »


The Divine Weapon is easily the best propaganda/swashbuckler pic I've ever seen.  Its all about these ingenious Koreans in the 1400's who totally invent the first rocket propelled weapon ever, nuh-uh, I don't care what your history book full of lies told you, the Koreans did it FIRST! 

And then they used it to repel the tyrannical Chinese at their boarder who were like so frigging evil that they would force people to castrate young boys (hey, you never know when you'll need more eunuchs) and they totally have it coming when the Koreans use their divine weapon to stab the shit outta them with pointy arrows that blow up and then they blow up and its like the most awesome history lesson EVER!

Kidding aside, its a briskly paced adventure film that even at its long length, is rarely boring, even if it plays like the settling of a nearly six hundered year old score about who did what first.  And when there isn't some competent but unexceptional action scene going on, at least there's some lunkheaded patriotism that's fun to watch.  Its kinda funny how rarely big budget films out of Asia have to please their homecrowd not just by being entertaining, but by being cheerleaders for their nation, at least this one is both.


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« Reply #4437 on: March 24, 2010, 02:34:30 AM »
That sounds awesome.
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« Reply #4438 on: March 24, 2010, 02:42:55 AM »
Scream 4: April 15th 2011
Craven directing, Williamson writing. Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courteney Cox Arquette all back.
Wes Craven was just about openly hostile bout the Wienstiens a few years back due to that whole Cursed fiasco.  They had to have offered him the biggest payday of his career to get him back.  I'm really, really, really surprised this movie is happening at all.

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« Reply #4439 on: March 24, 2010, 02:44:57 AM »
Yeah, I was surprised by this too.  The Weinsteins still have control over Dimension Films.  Wouldn't be surprised if Craven has an ironclad contract this time that won't let them fuck up his movie.
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