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« Reply #6660 on: July 06, 2010, 03:45:27 AM »
The first movies had boobies, can't let the kids see that.
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« Reply #6661 on: July 06, 2010, 03:49:54 AM »
It isn't Conan without tits.
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« Reply #6662 on: July 06, 2010, 03:59:30 AM »
I bet you had so much testosterone pumping through your system at that point, that you barely even got through the vows before you tore your wife's dress off and ravaged her right there in the church.  

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« Reply #6663 on: July 06, 2010, 08:36:04 AM »
I just saw this new picture of that Conan movie ManaByte keeps talking about. My god it looks so horrible.  :lol


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« Reply #6664 on: July 06, 2010, 09:13:20 AM »
Can't wait to see him nekkid in Game of Thrones no homo :omg
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« Reply #6665 on: July 06, 2010, 09:23:48 AM »
I took my 4 year old son to Toy Story 3 last night. It was his first time at the movies. He didn't make a sound the whole time. :heart

At one point during the lengthy previews, he looked at me and said, "I thought we were going to see Toy Story."
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« Reply #6666 on: July 06, 2010, 09:28:57 AM »
I just saw this new picture of that Conan movie ManaByte keeps talking about. My god it looks so horrible.  :lol
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« Reply #6667 on: July 06, 2010, 09:35:18 AM »
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« Reply #6668 on: July 06, 2010, 10:09:25 AM »
I can't stand the Blade Runner TC ending. First they used footage from The Shining and then that bullshit about Rachel having no expiration date :puke

Yeah, it's beyond horrible. No wonder the reviews for Blade Runner were so mixed back when it first came out.  :yuck
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« Reply #6669 on: July 06, 2010, 10:55:50 AM »
Watched a bunch of stuff over the extended weekend:

Speed Racer - Apparently there's some contention concerning the quality of this flick, but aside from some of the kid-pandering stupidity ("more like a non-ja" ::)) and heavy-handed derp derp anti-capitalism theme, I thought it was pretty fuckin' awesome.  It moves along at a pretty brisk pace, is loaded with interesting action, and the racing scenes are wild and psychedelic as hell.  I was getting acid flashbacks during the final race. 

Black Dynamite - This movie is pretty amazing; I've been running around recommending it to everyone I speak to.  Michael Jai White should be an action superstar.  :bow Beezy :bow2

The House of the Devil - Slow to get rolling, but this is excellent.  Intense as hell, great use of score, and very well shot.  I'm interested in picking up some of Ti West's other movies, but his filmography seems iffy on the surface.  Cabin Fever 2, really?

Man Bites Dog - Not sure why this was on my queue, but it's a fictional film presented as a reality-TV sort of documentary on the operations of serial killer, wherein a film crew follows a guy around as he explains his murderous activity and worldview.  The progression is a bit ridiculous, and as a character study, it's a bit flat, but enjoyable none the less.  And it's got some grizzly violence, which is probably why I added it.

Let the Right One In - Beautifully shot, if not really my thing, though I did really dig the ambiguity of the little girl's intentions re: her caretaker cycle.
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« Reply #6670 on: July 06, 2010, 10:58:21 AM »
RoboJ, you always have awesome taste. :bow
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« Reply #6671 on: July 06, 2010, 10:59:48 AM »
Ti West's stuff is pretty good. A little rough, but shows promise. Cabin Fever 2 is not really his film. He even tried to get his name removed from it, but Lionsgate wouldn't let him. Eric P hipped me to him awhile ago.
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« Reply #6672 on: July 06, 2010, 11:29:35 AM »
Yeah, still not optimistic.
It's from the director of the remake of Friday the 13th and the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. As well as Pathfinder. I have no idea why Manabyte is hyping this based on that track record.

Not to mention from the writers of Sahara, like one of the 30 Halloween sequels, and a straight to video sequel to the Crow.
Friday the 13th and TCSM were awesome!

Pathfinder made me want to commit suicide though :(

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« Reply #6673 on: July 06, 2010, 11:54:27 AM »
I bet you had so much testosterone pumping through your system at that point, that you barely even got through the vows before you tore your wife's dress off and ravaged her right there in the church.  

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That's pretty close to the truth. We'd been living together for a couple years so sex wasn't anything new, but I wanted to kick the rest of the wedding party out of the limo soooo bad. :lol
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« Reply #6674 on: July 06, 2010, 12:03:40 PM »
My mom finally saw Avatar last night. She thought the story was corny.
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« Reply #6675 on: July 06, 2010, 01:05:53 PM »
Next Bond movie scrapped permanently :-[
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« Reply #6676 on: July 06, 2010, 01:12:00 PM »
I saw Die Hard again for the 4th of July. Man, that movie is great. :rock

The perfect Xmas movie, the perfect 4th of July movie. When ISN'T it a good day to watch Die Hard.

I watched Die Hard before I got married. :rock

When I first read this I thought you were saying you weren't allowed to watch it anymore after becoming married.

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« Reply #6677 on: July 06, 2010, 01:12:52 PM »
Craig Bond is overrated anyway.  The last two films still have way too many silly elements to consider them realistic.  What's worse is that they didn't keep any of the cool, silly stuff like the awesome spy gadgets.  

I give them some credit for trying but at the end of the day, Bourne is still the best Bond.  

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« Reply #6678 on: July 06, 2010, 01:14:28 PM »
Next Bond movie scrapped permanently :-[
It is scrapped for now due to MGM's issues. It will be put back into production soon as MGM's money woes are over.

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« Reply #6679 on: July 06, 2010, 01:16:11 PM »
Which will be... ???
Can't be THAT long. Someone will buy them. Warners already made an offer but they felt it was not enough.

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« Reply #6680 on: July 06, 2010, 01:16:19 PM »
i've got it on netflix.  so i guess i should get around to watching it.  I saw it being pimped at GAF but the usual hype nerds were behind it so I added but didn't give it too much thought.  Just figured I'd watch it when I got bored but I guess I'll give it a shot.

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« Reply #6681 on: July 06, 2010, 01:17:12 PM »
Fuck Bond.  Get the fuck on with The Hobbit.  I don't care about all the issues so far with The Hobbit.  I just want it!

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« Reply #6682 on: July 06, 2010, 01:21:16 PM »
Next Bond movie scrapped permanently :-[
It is scrapped for now due to MGM's issues. It will be put back into production soon as MGM's money woes are over.

Why don't they just sell off their catalog? That's gotta be worth quite a lot. 

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« Reply #6683 on: July 06, 2010, 01:26:37 PM »
Fuck Bond.  Get the fuck on with The Hobbit.  I don't care about all the issues so far with The Hobbit.  I just want it!
Go buy MGM then. Both are going to be in development hell until someone buys MGM. It's such a mess. They have two of the biggest franchises out there and can't even touch them.

They are so money strapped they stopped releasing the older Bond movies on Blu-Ray.

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« Reply #6684 on: July 06, 2010, 01:35:08 PM »
House of the Devil.

You know what's going to happen in the movie, but it doesn't make it any less scurry.  9 Thumbs Up

I thought the last fifteen minutes or so were incredibly intense. Also, it had the best actor from The Signal with a great little cameo.
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« Reply #6685 on: July 06, 2010, 01:37:19 PM »
House of the Devil.

You know what's going to happen in the movie, but it doesn't make it any less scurry.  9 Thumbs Up

I thought the last fifteen minutes or so were incredibly intense. Also, it had the best actor from The Signal with a great little cameo.

I thought the blood was kinda cheesy though but maybe that's what they were going for or my source wasn't good enough?

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« Reply #6686 on: July 06, 2010, 01:40:00 PM »
The film has a dated look, but that's completely intentional. Ti West wanted the film to look like it was seriously released in the eighties.
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« Reply #6687 on: July 06, 2010, 02:17:23 PM »
i mean, you can buy house of the devil on VHS in a giant clamshell box



it doesn't quite look as authentic as something from vestron video, but they did a pretty good job
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« Reply #6688 on: July 06, 2010, 02:19:17 PM »
I kind of want that.
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« Reply #6689 on: July 06, 2010, 02:20:59 PM »
They should have included more bewbies to give it an even more authentic 80s feel. 

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« Reply #6690 on: July 06, 2010, 02:22:18 PM »
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« Reply #6691 on: July 06, 2010, 03:20:37 PM »
Damn I wanted another Craig Bond to see if we get another great movie after the shit that was QoS  :(
You act like MGM will never have their money problems solved, it'll just take time. MGM can't produce really anything right now. Everything is canned.

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« Reply #6692 on: July 06, 2010, 03:28:40 PM »
A high school friend married one of MGM's top executives just last year.  He was at least 20 years older and had a daughter almost as old as her.  I wonder if she regrets it now.  She was an aspiring but struggling director. I'm almost certain she did it just for her career. 


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« Reply #6693 on: July 06, 2010, 03:32:55 PM »
let's hope her intuition for film directing is better than her intuition towards matrimony
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« Reply #6694 on: July 06, 2010, 03:52:39 PM »
Why don't they just sell off their catalog? That's gotta be worth quite a lot. 
Because MGM spent the last 20 odd years sucking, they have no valuable catalog films at all, excepting the Bond franchise of course, and they got hundreds of big films from their successful years up through the 80's, but the value of anything that's older then the average dudebro has dropped precipitously in recent years (home video market shrank to shit).

Also, their catalog (of dwindling value) is their only asset, they've got maybe 2-4 films in development now that can be released in the future (Wheedon's Cabin the Woods, Red Dawn remake) but nothing with blockbuster potential.

So they have some currently valuable franchises and a bunch of classic but musty films, the pricetag on what they have is waaaaaaaaay too high and the people who own MGM don't want to sell things off piecemeal (but will have to eventually).
Basically, MGM is fucked, is fucked, is fucked.

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« Reply #6695 on: July 06, 2010, 04:54:17 PM »
Damn I wanted another Craig Bond to see if we get another great movie after the shit that was QoS  :(
Well it was a helluva improvement over casino royale so they obviously learned something.  No bond movie can touch Bourne Ultimatum though.

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« Reply #6696 on: July 06, 2010, 05:03:05 PM »
Ultimatum was the most boring of them all. All those Bourne films are the same damned film.
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« Reply #6697 on: July 06, 2010, 05:13:27 PM »
They're all similar in that they're 99% action and suspense, yeah.

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« Reply #6698 on: July 06, 2010, 05:19:20 PM »
They're all similar in that they all have THE SAME EXACT FUCKING PLOT.

Jason Bourne is on the run, searching for answers but the CIA is in his way. He must fight through exotic locales, local police and assassins to uncover the truth. And don't forget, conspiracy is afoot!

It's THE SAME FUCKING MOVIE.
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« Reply #6699 on: July 06, 2010, 05:20:13 PM »
Identity should be lauded, because it is a landmark film and was pretty fresh when it came out. The sequels are redundant and the choreography becomes increasingly incomprehensible.
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« Reply #6700 on: July 06, 2010, 08:14:27 PM »
A high school friend married one of MGM's top executives just last year.  He was at least 20 years older and had a daughter almost as old as her.  I wonder if she regrets it now.  She was an aspiring but struggling director. I'm almost certain she did it just for her career. 



So she is basically his sex slave.  Hot.
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« Reply #6701 on: July 06, 2010, 09:43:26 PM »
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« Reply #6702 on: July 06, 2010, 09:56:53 PM »
http://www.avclub.com/articles/today-in-mgm-is-screwed-news-ian-mckellen-wont-wai,42816/

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« Reply #6703 on: July 06, 2010, 10:00:51 PM »
Just means we get a shit film before we get another Bourne classic
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Re: The new and improved "Movies you've seen recently" thread
« Reply #6704 on: July 07, 2010, 03:40:05 AM »
Having seen it only on a 5" screen with miserable resolution and contrast on the back of an airplane seat, I re-watched the first Iron Man on BluRay on a 40" 1080p Bravia. The differences were considerable. Not just the effects, which were gorgeous, but Jeff Bridges' performance really felt more nuanced when I could see what is going on. In surprising contrast, I enjoyed Paltrow's role less; normally I find her pretty charming, but the chemistry between her Potts and RDJ's Stark was unconvincing.Downey's comic timing was even better than I recalled. I laughed a lot.

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« Reply #6705 on: July 07, 2010, 06:31:50 AM »
Gigantic Well, it's got Zooey topless boobies and a crazy stalker hobo and doesn't make sense. A+

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« Reply #6706 on: July 07, 2010, 08:07:28 AM »
Gigantic Well, it's got Zooey topless boobies and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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« Reply #6707 on: July 07, 2010, 10:30:29 AM »
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« Reply #6708 on: July 07, 2010, 10:49:40 AM »
Mainly stuff watched on airplanes :

Exit through the Gift Shop was glued to this. So awesome especially knowing that half of it is probably complete lies.

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More people need to see this.
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« Reply #6709 on: July 07, 2010, 11:57:45 PM »
Apocalypto
Everything was fine except the storyline which I found pretty darn dull.  Some of the fake animals kinda sucked too come to think of it.

The Painted Veil
Holy hell awesome.  AWESOME.

Death at a Funeral
Didn't floor me but it was enjoyable, and had some really funny bits.

Karate Kid
It was on TV the other night.  Damn, it's still brilliant - I definitely have to buy it.

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« Reply #6710 on: July 08, 2010, 02:17:46 AM »
Death at a Funeral
Didn't floor me but it was enjoyable, and had some really funny bits.

Original or remake?
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« Reply #6711 on: July 08, 2010, 02:39:56 AM »
I didn't know there were two - it looked like it was made in the last few years so remake I would think.

Oh wait, I just saw they remade the film just four years after the original.  I saw the original.

Chris Rock... :-X...  I think I'll pass on the remake.
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« Reply #6712 on: July 08, 2010, 10:18:14 AM »
The Painted Veil
Holy hell awesome.  AWESOME.
:D

I've been trying to pimp this movie since I saw it in theaters years ago.  So good and underrated.  Classic cheese and very predictable but the execution is spot on.

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« Reply #6713 on: July 08, 2010, 10:19:37 AM »
i'll add it to netflix, honey
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« Reply #6715 on: July 08, 2010, 10:23:43 AM »
Toy Story 3 thought it was a bit meh - just ran out of ideas it seems.

Nah, if you really want to see "ran out of ideas", go check out Shrek 4. Or Shrek 3.
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« Reply #6716 on: July 08, 2010, 10:52:08 AM »
A Serious Man

Well that was depressing.
Such a fantastic movie. One of my favorites from last year.

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« Reply #6717 on: July 08, 2010, 08:18:30 PM »
The Painted Veil
Holy hell awesome.  AWESOME.
:D

I've been trying to pimp this movie since I saw it in theaters years ago.  So good and underrated.  Classic cheese and very predictable but the execution is spot on.

This is what blew me away.  A totally predictable movie yet I was captivated and entertained all the way through.  Amazing stuff.

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« Reply #6718 on: July 08, 2010, 09:54:42 PM »
Saw The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. The mystery was somewhat pedestrian, but the camera work and acting were ace. I am intrigued enough to see the sequel, which apparently comes out this weekend.
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« Reply #6719 on: July 08, 2010, 09:56:41 PM »
As pedestrian as Blade Runner, or moreso?
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