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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #60 on: September 29, 2008, 10:26:12 PM »
I'm kind of worried what my finances will look like once this financial crisis works itself out. NO HOBO.
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #61 on: September 29, 2008, 10:33:28 PM »
The Nikkei is down 5% so far. Everyone saw it coming but no-one can even make money off it thanks to the ban on short-selling  ::)
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #62 on: September 29, 2008, 10:46:34 PM »
NO HOBO.

 :lol  :lol

I support the adoption of this phrase.
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #63 on: September 29, 2008, 10:48:22 PM »
I'm kind of worried what my finances will look like once this financial crisis works itself out. NO HOBO.

between this and the thread title Patel has been on a roll  :lol
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #64 on: September 29, 2008, 10:55:20 PM »
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #66 on: September 29, 2008, 10:58:04 PM »
That's what I'd like to know!
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #67 on: September 29, 2008, 11:00:21 PM »
maybe you should stop watching anime, then you'd see modern classics like FIGHT CLUB.

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« Reply #68 on: September 29, 2008, 11:02:01 PM »
maybe you should stop watching anime, then you'd see modern classics like FIGHT CLUB.

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #69 on: September 29, 2008, 11:03:40 PM »
smh
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2008, 11:04:48 PM »
Wait what thread should I use to ask about bank run strategies, tips 'n tricks?  ???

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2008, 11:05:59 PM »
Wait what thread should I use to ask about bank run strategies, tips 'n tricks?  ???

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« Reply #73 on: September 29, 2008, 11:06:26 PM »
Wait what thread should I use to ask about bank run strategies, tips 'n tricks?  ???

don't

bank runs will never help or save you
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #74 on: September 29, 2008, 11:07:05 PM »
I don't even want to look at my 401k right now.
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #75 on: September 29, 2008, 11:11:07 PM »
Wait what thread should I use to ask about bank run strategies, tips 'n tricks?  ???

don't

bank runs will never help or save you
Yeah I'm just joking around.  It wouldn't be responsible, 'cause if everyone does it, we're all fucked  :'(

2GREAT 2DEPRESSING is awesome :rofl

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #77 on: September 29, 2008, 11:32:05 PM »
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #78 on: September 29, 2008, 11:41:09 PM »
Tomato is only worth half a clam chowder though. 

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« Reply #79 on: September 30, 2008, 12:48:50 AM »
Depression? I ate swordfish for lunch.  :tophat

You'll probably die of mercury poisoning. Welcome to the Depression.

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #80 on: September 30, 2008, 01:26:57 AM »
I had calamari before the swordfish!
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« Reply #81 on: September 30, 2008, 01:27:29 AM »
Enjoy it while it lasts, MAF!
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« Reply #82 on: September 30, 2008, 01:28:58 AM »
I am :*(
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #84 on: September 30, 2008, 01:33:37 AM »
Soon, you'll be bragging about eating a can of Progresso.

"I had a can of Progresso today!"

"No way!  Wow, you must be rich!"

"Yep!"
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« Reply #85 on: September 30, 2008, 01:37:08 AM »
Haha, I dont normally eat at places that serve FANCY FOOD. Its Dennys most of the time. God bless Dennys.
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« Reply #86 on: September 30, 2008, 01:40:56 AM »
Soon Dennys food will be the the FANCY FOOD.
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #87 on: September 30, 2008, 01:42:01 AM »
Grilled Tilapia, all the way. Hold the lemon butter sauce tho. I wanna taste the fish!
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #88 on: September 30, 2008, 01:43:30 AM »
"I had a breakfast slam with homefries!"

"Wow, I haven't seen real potatoes in years! Do they taste like how they say they are in the history books?"

"Even better!"
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #89 on: September 30, 2008, 02:17:54 AM »
"I had a breakfast slam with homefries!"

"Wow, I haven't seen real potatoes in years! Do they taste like how they say they are in the history books?"

"Even better!"

I think we'll be more familiar with the taste of history books than potatoes...
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« Reply #90 on: September 30, 2008, 02:22:00 AM »
"I had a breakfast slam with homefries!"

"Wow, I haven't seen real potatoes in years! Do they taste like how they say they are in the history books?"

"Even better!"

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #91 on: September 30, 2008, 09:57:00 AM »
:drudge DEPRESSENING OVER, DOW UP 225pts :drudge
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #92 on: September 30, 2008, 10:33:05 AM »
:drudge DEPRESSENING OVER, DOW UP 225pts :drudge

2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING put on hold!
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« Reply #93 on: September 30, 2008, 11:11:47 AM »
:drudge DEPRESSENING OVER, DOW UP 225pts :drudge

Wasn't that to be suspected?  After such a large drop, isn't there only one way to go?  :lol
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« Reply #94 on: September 30, 2008, 12:55:29 PM »
Wasn't that to be suspected?  After such a large drop, isn't there only one way to go?  :lol
Apparently you missed these predictions:


Fun game time!  How much will the dow plunge by tomorrow?  Closest to the actual number without going over gets to EAT tomorrow!

I'm saying 1,100.

I'm guessing 650.
i say 500 and then they close the floor


Also, that GIF of the buildings being blown up is from the ending of Fight Club
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #97 on: September 30, 2008, 01:28:31 PM »
:drudge DEPRESSENING OVER, DOW UP 225pts :drudge

The DOW is completely meaningless right now. Everyone should be concerned with the fubared credit markets. From RGE Monitor:

On Sep 30: Libor 431bps to an all-time high of 6.88% after the U.S. Congress rejected the 700bn bank rescue plan. Two-month euro Libor rose to 5.13% today, also a record. The Libor-OIS spread, widened to 246 basis points, showing cash scarcity is at a record. TED spread, was at 338bps today after breaching 350bps for the first time yesterday (TED was 11bps one month ago)

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« Reply #98 on: September 30, 2008, 01:34:04 PM »
Indeed, after the initial sharp crash in 1929 there was a rebound immediately after.  Personally, I'm stoked about the notion of a global depression (which is where we're heading, imo, and there's nothing to be done about it) with nuclear bombs.  Sounds groovy!
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #99 on: September 30, 2008, 01:40:26 PM »
oh god why didn't I learn to grow my own vegetables
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« Reply #100 on: September 30, 2008, 01:40:54 PM »
if everyone is in a depression, it's not so depressing! it's more like an adjustment!


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« Reply #101 on: September 30, 2008, 01:55:57 PM »
oh god why didn't I learn to grow my own vegetables

haw haw looser

i took farming in lotro

so now i just need to kill the goblins for the drops
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« Reply #102 on: September 30, 2008, 02:19:34 PM »
ha ha, boy am i glad my mom has an awsome garden.  i'll be enjoying blackberries and sugar snap peas while you shlubs are downing salted cardboard and fire-roasted bark!  8)



p.s. will trade food for anal plowings
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« Reply #103 on: September 30, 2008, 02:23:12 PM »
:drudge DEPRESSENING OVER, DOW UP 225pts :drudge

The DOW is completely meaningless right now. Everyone should be concerned with the fubared credit markets. From RGE Monitor:

On Sep 30: Libor 431bps to an all-time high of 6.88% after the U.S. Congress rejected the 700bn bank rescue plan. Two-month euro Libor rose to 5.13% today, also a record. The Libor-OIS spread, widened to 246 basis points, showing cash scarcity is at a record. TED spread, was at 338bps today after breaching 350bps for the first time yesterday (TED was 11bps one month ago)


this. the damage is done and the hull isn't just breached, it's disintegrated.
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« Reply #104 on: September 30, 2008, 02:31:58 PM »
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what movie is this from

why aren't you banned

seriously

wtf? So I didn't know what the movie was. At first I thought it was from TDK but I remembered no buildings got blown up in TDK
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #105 on: September 30, 2008, 02:33:09 PM »
boy i sure am glad i just quit my job at a hospital to work at non-profit   :'(
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« Reply #106 on: September 30, 2008, 02:38:00 PM »
boy i sure am glad i just quit my job at a hospital to work at non-profit   :'(

don't worry, by 2010 no business will have any profits
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« Reply #107 on: September 30, 2008, 03:14:02 PM »
boy i sure am glad i just quit my job at a hospital to work at non-profit   :'(

don't worry, by 2010 no business will have any profits

Except for Campbell's soup, of course.  And the new baby broker businesses, which will be selling off our useless children into slavery so that we can afford a can of Chunky Stew.
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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2008, 01:02:20 AM »
Guess which former EBer this is from.  :rofl

As a tax payer im sick of footing the bill for alcoholics and lazy fat fucks who wont just get the fukk up and dance - they file for disability and sit around costing everyone money. They are likely depressed but clearly not disabled.

Disabled and the ability for lazy fucks to collect benefits should be limited to citizens who are a,) catatonic and do not move all day long(diaper league) b.) lost sight in both eyes or c.) have lost both arms, both legs or all four.

Depressed lazy couch nerds or people who refuse to face the music are capable of working.

I know of at lest 3 people right now that only became 'disabled' because their psyche doctor disabled them with medication and narcotics/sedatives....I also think greedy doctors love human cash cows like this....get them into disability so they are required to keep seeing you and paying for office visits monthly.
The taxpayers pay for all of that, and also pay for the medications the psyche doctors prescribe to keep their human cash cows down and incapable of getting their lives together. I know that the disability insurance payout to the doctor is less - but who cares if you have a few hundred braindead sedated fuck faces paying you $250/month for 'brief' sedated braindead doctor visits....

Patient: "Doctor my life is in ruins, I dont get out of bed for the medication, my wife got so lonely she started fucking our son..." etc...

Doctor: "lets increase your dose to 6 xanax bars a day. I think you need to get some rest."

Fuck making a fuss about pharm companies testing on animals - its time we stop medical professionals from farming the human fields....

ALSO

All of you dumb fucks who thought you were just going to run up huge bills and enormous amounts of debt and just never pay it off for 7 years until your credit resets....

YOUR TIME IS COMING SOON. YOU WILL PAY YOUR BILLS. ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

This is gonna be good. Laws will change - delinquent debt needs to become criminal. The offenders can work it off I guess in a state program - kinda like being on probation. (so you lose your right to drink and party - I mean afterall you clearly cant handle it)

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2008, 01:13:46 AM »
 ??? ???

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Re: the official evilbore 2 GREAT 2 DEPRESSING (tm patel) thread
« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2008, 01:21:39 AM »
spelling gives it away
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« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2008, 01:38:50 AM »
abrader is so very, very bitter :lol

someone please go give him a wykd fukkyng
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« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2008, 01:39:57 AM »
 :lol

Sounds like someone's early retirement plans took a beating.
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« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2008, 01:42:26 AM »
abrader is so very, very bitter :lol

someone please go give him a wykd fukkyng

Recently on OA he has become very aggressive and confrontational... like completely out of character
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« Reply #114 on: October 01, 2008, 03:14:39 AM »
probably eating
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« Reply #116 on: October 01, 2008, 12:51:02 PM »
My student loans are hitched to the Libor rates.  Fortunately I have six months to pay them off before I'm supposed to make a payment.  I'll donate plasma, work a second job, suck some dicks in an alley, etc.  Anything to get rid of them.  Student loan crises will be the next big problem.  It already kind of is but it isn't getting any media coverage.
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« Reply #117 on: October 01, 2008, 01:00:24 PM »
abrader is so very, very bitter :lol

someone please go give him a wykd fukkyng

Recently on OA he has become very aggressive and confrontational... like completely out of character
Has he started spitting and speaking in tongues yet?

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« Reply #118 on: January 26, 2009, 04:19:12 PM »
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« Reply #119 on: January 26, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »
how is pd still not banned for that post
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