Internal farting

[CajoleJuice]

I hate when that happens. I'm holding it in at work, and it makes the sound anyway!

[Himu]

Don't you hate it when you've got a bad cough, you're holding your fart, and you fart anyways? Probably louder than if you farted normally?

[CajoleJuice]

Happens more when I sneeze.

[Tauntaun]

Why, you trying to impress a girl?  cigarillo 

[Brehvolution]

I just go in the server room. It's behind a locked door with plenty of air flow.

[CajoleJuice]

Happens more when I sneeze.

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating

throwing up while shitting

[Tauntaun]

Happens more when I sneeze.

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating

throwing up while shitting

Yeah man, that's gotta suck. 

[Brehvolution]

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[CajoleJuice]

Happens more when I sneeze.

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating

throwing up while shitting

Yeah man, that's gotta suck. 

I was crying. So basically, there was stuff coming out of almost every possible orifice.

[Tieno]

I do it all the time when I'm in class, it's almost like trying to cut off a role of poop that's coming. If it doesn't get silenced enough, I cough a little or shove my chair to dampen the noise.

Happens more when I sneeze.

can't think of anything worse except sneezing while you're on the toilet constipating

throwing up while shitting

A friend told me he always thinks of someone continuously shitting (diarrhea) then throwing up then shitting then throwing up over and over again in as rich detail as he can (smells, colors, the feeling, etc) when he doesn't want to get too 'excited'.

[Tauntaun]

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close enough

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

throwing up while shitting

Wow is this even possible? I mean it's like cumming while peeing except kinda different.

[CajoleJuice]

I was drunker than MAF at a WoW LAN party.

[Brehvolution]

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it wasn't Randy it was Kenny's dad

No wonder I couldn't find it.

[CajoleJuice]

because i was in a stall shitting and puking all over myself

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and i'm a sad drunk

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[BlueTsunami]

I held a really big fart once but it was pointless. I was doing the clench buttcheeck walk but apparently the noxious air bubble in my ass wanted to break free so it let itself out despite my effort. So what had happened was I'm doing the waddle walk, trying to put the genie back in but it got out and was louder than it would have been if I had gave it a handshake and let it on its way. I think holding it in also caused the smell to intermix with other smells, so it was pretty bad.

I'm sure whoever was behind me at the time must have been like "What the fuck...". I was too much of a pussy to even turn around, eyes straight ahead, what you don't see won't bug you.

Moral of the story? Just let it out and zig zag, its much harder to detect who let it out if your on the other side of a room while its just hitting the people. This method works best in a mall. If your in an enclosed space... well.. your fucked.

[Phoenix Dark]

The worst thing about internal farting is when you accidentally burn yourself. You're trying to hold it in but sometimes it winds up feeling like someone lit a match in your anus. Happens at least a few times a month for me, and I wind up having to wet toilet paper and wipe - no shit is on the paper but it cools me down

[Tauntaun]

The worst thing about internal farting is when you accidentally burn yourself. You're trying to hold it in but sometimes it winds up feeling like someone lit a match in your anus. Happens at least a few times a month for me, and I wind up having to wet toilet paper and wipe - no shit is on the paper but it cools me down

 

[Brehvolution]

I must admit that that has never happened to me.

[radioheadrule83]

Have you ever been holding one in when someone/something makes you laugh? Sometimes for every chuckle there's a little prrfftp! It sounds like you're laughing out of both ends 

[Powerslave]

Why are you a drunk Cajole?

[G The Resurrected]

I'm having one of these days

It doesn't smell people its just my insides making a ruckus. My cube mates don't notice thank god since we all got headphones on.

[Don Flamenco]

I had steak fajita from Chipotle last night with the tomatillo red chili sauce (the hottest they have.)  The server put on a normal amount and I asked for a *little* more...she put on another ladle full of the stuff!  I was happy about this cause I love the stuff.  anyway, long story short, I shat four times this morning, had to miss a class. I think that's a personal record 

[Eel O'Brian]

fuck all that, i'll just let it rip and start laughing about it rather than torture myself

[BlueTsunami]

God, I could only imagine a G fart

[cloudwalking]

i keep reading the title as "infernal farting"

[G The Resurrected]

God, I could only imagine a G fart

All you gotta do is print out the picture and get close enough to a nuclear reactor to melt your face off. I still think the cat at times can out do me.

[Cheebs]

God, I could only imagine a G fart

Why would you want to do that? 

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

as Cajole once did, I also suffered from multi-orifice output.  It was the result of a very old frozen pizza that I was sure would be okay to eat, as it turned out, I was seeing it again very soon thenafter.

I felt like a tube of toothpaste that was being squeezed.  I was sure I was feeling my lifeforce itself exit my body.

BTW, does anybody know what exactly happens to a fart when you hold it in?  Where does the gas go, does it exit the body through other means, does it slowly leak out, is it absorbed by the body?  What happens, really, I want to know.

[Bildi]

It's terrible when you're sitting on a plastic chair with a loose screw.  If it escapes, not only is it louder than a normal fart, but it also reverberates off the flapping plastic with a deafening roar.

I did that in the middle of a class once.