i got hit on at sheetz again tonight :(

[cool breeze]

I need to get married to fit in.  Not cool, man.

It's an elite group, we have our own secret thread where we share nudes of each other and compare penis sizes.

holly shit batman!

swaggaz! to the Batmobile.

I don't want to get married, I just want in the club.

If only Christina Hendricks showed up at my door asking me to be her male Christina Hendricks, but shit like that never happens.