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[Borys]

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[Smooth Groove]

Cajole is more of a Belmont man. 

I'd tap the Chobot though. 

[BlueTsunami]

True story. I had sex with Chobot and didn't return her calls.

[Sho Nuff]

Who?

[hyp]

wait, what games were shown in that video?   

[Grecco]

Shes an annoying bitch but damn shes also gorgeous

[Smooth Groove]

The Chobot has a pretty cute accent. 

[cool breeze]

The only interesting videos with Chobot in them were the E3 video where she was forced to do the live stream all day and by the end was groggy and pissy as hell. I think she peed herself at one point.

[duckman2000]

You've got to love a nerd culture that is so starved for female attention (while at the same time, of course, deathly afraid of that attention) and that has such a fucked up view of decent proportions that it allows for someone as average as Chobot to be hailed as the sexy queen of sexiness. The girl isn't ugly, she might even be attractive in a cute barista sort of way, but that's about it.

[Smooth Groove]

She has a good body but I wouldn't pay her $50,000 a yr to do basically nothing. 

[Draft]

You've got to love a nerd culture that is so starved for female attention (while at the same time, of course, deathly afraid of that attention) and that has such a fucked up view of decent proportions that it allows for someone as average as Chobot to be hailed as the sexy queen of sexiness. The girl isn't ugly, she might even be attractive in a cute barista sort of way, but that's about it.

Shut up. One man's gorgeous is another man's average. Calling a girl average looking is the equivalent of calling a game "generic." It's meaningless.

[cool breeze]

All you're saying is that everyone has their own opinion.  If we were going to be all caring and shit like that, then someone could walk up and say Wii Fit is the best game this year and be right....now that just can't happen.

[Draft]

All you're saying is that everyone has their own opinion.  If we were going to be all caring and shit like that, then someone could walk up and say Wii Fit is the best game this year and be right....now that just can't happen.

No, I have no patience for the chubby chasers or theoretical persons turned on by hair lip. I'm saying that dumping the average grade on a good looking woman like Chobot is an empty, meaningless statement.

[Smooth Groove]

In defense of Duckman, he did grow up in Sweden, land of the most beautiful blondes. 

[Draft]

In defense of Duckman, he did grow up in Sweden, land of the most beautiful blondes. 

Yeah, and how'd they pay for those beautiful blondes? Nazi gold, that's how.

[duckman2000]

Shut up. One man's gorgeous is another man's average. Calling a girl average looking is the equivalent of calling a game "generic." It's meaningless.

She is fucking average, at least given the current standards of hotness which apply to seemingly everything but nerd objects. She doesn't have any one particular feature that is more (or less) than average. Average build, somewhat above average face, average everything. It's all about making her seem like one of them, and through one lick of a PSP, a sex symbol is born. They feel acknowledged, and she's female. That's hot, in nerd ways.

In defense of Duckman, he did grow up in Sweden, land of the most beautiful blondes. 

I knew I should have taken a picture of my ex playing Zelda in the nude. She'd have been famous.

[Draft]

Shut up. One man's gorgeous is another man's average. Calling a girl average looking is the equivalent of calling a game "generic." It's meaningless.

She is fucking average, at least given the current standards of hotness which apply to seemingly everything but nerd objects. She doesn't have any one particular feature that is more (or less) than average. Average build, somewhat above average face, average everything. It's all about making her seem like one of them, and through one lick of a PSP, a sex symbol is born. They feel acknowledged, and she's female. That's hot, in nerd ways.

In defense of Duckman, he did grow up in Sweden, land of the most beautiful blondes. 

I knew I should have taken a picture of my ex playing Zelda in the nude. She'd have been famous.

What are the dimensions of an average build and an average face. Lay that one out for me, Hef.

[duckman2000]

No tits, no ass, sticks and bones for a body, nothing particularly special about her face except that it's really fucking round and glossy. But hey, she licks controllers and portable game systems, she's totally hot! She's an average girl with prostitute flair. If you get off on average (with some highs, but easily many lows) girls because they fondle video game accessories, then hey, good for you. At least she isn't fat, huh?

[WrikaWrek]

She looks cute and she is sexy.

Nothing worth debating really, you might no particularly be found of her, but if you are trying to convince people that she has nothing going for her, and you keep posting about it, drawing attention to you while saying that "nerds" have shit standards, well....

Can't you see anything wrong with it? Either you are jealous, and are some sort of weird homo, or you are the very thing you try to define others as.

But i'm sure this wasn't the 1st time nor the last time that such poster would've shown himself in such a lame light, all you have to think to yourself is, that the poster is a angry 14 year old kid who probably has never seen a women naked, besides his mom.

[Phoenix Dark]

I always mix Chobot with Belmont 

Chobot has a cute face. Her body isn't amazing but it's tight even for me

Belmont looks like a pre-pubescent boy pretending to be a girl

[Grecco]

You really have some high standards if Chobot is "Average"

[BlueTsunami]

Oh god, its like Altogether is pulling from his "A guide to no valid complaints trolling" in a thread about a female

[Tieno]

I'd fuck chobot, she's hot. Don't care to see or read anything of her beside a pron video.

[recursivelyenumerable]

You've got to love a nerd culture that is so starved for female attention (while at the same time, of course, deathly afraid of that attention) and that has such a fucked up view of decent proportions that it allows for someone as average as Chobot to be hailed as the sexy queen of sexiness.

uh the nerd stereotype is the opposite, sharpknees.jpg

[Joe Molotov]

Who?

[Trent Dole]

GTFO with this white knight crap. Yes, most of us would hit it, but being fuckable does not a sex symbol make.

[Cormacaroni]

Can we all agree that she is hotter than sporsk and move on?

[chronovore]

This whole "she's average" thing is wrong-thinking. If someone that sexy is average, it means I'm below average, and I just am not prepared to deal with that.  :'(

[Tieno]

dcharlie

[duckman2000]

Come on AA, you know you are a huge geek, let your cock twitch when you see Chobots. The fight has been lost years ago. Stop pretending you aren't a dirty game playing bottom feeder like the rest of us.

I'd have no problem admitting popping a zipper for the chick if her appearance actually justifies a spontaneous stiffy. But it doesn't, because she's nothing special. Face it, Chobot is an attractive but also quite featureless girl that has among dorks been elevated to sex symbol status because of her association with video games. She licks game systems and controllers. Apparently, that turns some people on. Which is fine, but let's not pretend that it's anything more than that.

GTFO with this white knight crap. Yes, most of us would hit it, but being fuckable does not a sex symbol make.

Precisely.

[Akala]

Cobot is cute in her way.

I prefer Veronica B. because there's just something about her that reminds me a lot of the English majors that were pretty easy to pull back in college.