Author Topic: I wish I were dead (Read 1112 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** October 22, 2008, 07:25:17 AM »

this is the worst night I've had in years and years

Can't recall when I've been this sick. Can't stay down for more than like 20 minutes.

Also, Muse sucks ass.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:30:38 AM »

Quote from: Borys on October 22, 2008, 07:29:10 AM

I would stomp your head till you dropped dead, White Manly Man

I wouldn't have a problem with that. I've always wanted to be dead. I've just never had the courage to do the job myself. If you are offering, please follow through, otherwise I'm going to consider you as impotent as I already do.

Reb · « **Reply #2 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:34:57 AM »

First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

TVC15 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:37:04 AM »

Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

Quote from: Rebiak on October 22, 2008, 07:34:57 AM

First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all. I am sorry. This has already been promised.

Reb · « **Reply #4 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:42:16 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 22, 2008, 07:37:04 AM

Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

Quote from: Rebiak on October 22, 2008, 07:34:57 AM
First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all. I am sorry. This has already been promised.

Lucky bastard.

Quote from: Jinfash on October 22, 2008, 07:39:28 AM

wow i really do suck at sensing whether a thread would go the serious or the humorous way!

To be safe, it's best to always make fun of the OP. The sadder his story, the more satisfying the fun making is.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:42:43 AM »

I have some sort of virus or flu, potentially impacted by non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug withdrawl. There is frequent bazooka vomiting and fevers and tension.

drew · « **Reply #6 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:43:07 AM »

sounds like you need a

does a body good!

TVC15 · « **Reply #7 on:** October 22, 2008, 07:52:11 AM »

Quote from: Borys on October 22, 2008, 07:48:32 AM

Try this for a flu (honestly I don't want you dead... who would make Borys jokes then?):

- half glass of raspberry juice + everything you can squeeze out of a lemon + 2 ibuprofenum pills

It worked for me

Ibuprofen is an NSAID. I need to not be taking that.

Quote from: Kosma on October 22, 2008, 07:49:43 AM

Maybe it's aids

nsAIDS might be a factor, but not Kosma-style AIDS.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 22, 2008, 08:02:34 AM »

stay in bed for more than 20 minutes. My stomach acts up and I get manic.

lordmaji · « **Reply #9 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:17:29 PM »

i wish I was also.

:'(

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #10 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:18:44 PM »

Not me, I have an awesome life and awesome job booyahhhhhhh

BlackMage · « **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:21:12 PM »

Tvc :'(
Maf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:30:23 PM »

Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug
Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug
Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire
Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:36:15 PM »

you have to help me get my avatar back before you die! :'(

bud · « **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2008, 12:36:48 PM »

maybe you should leave the house every now and then instead of wasting your life on crappy forums smh

your immune system is embarassing

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:30:20 PM »

Bud: Im pretty sure TVC leaves his house way more than I do, and I get colds like 1-2 times a year even if everyone around me is sick.

Then again I take a shitload of suppliments.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:31:33 PM »

Bud, if his immune system is embarrassing why would he want to go outside? Are you trying to kill him?

bud · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:44:41 PM »

because if you're going to stay inside you'll stay weak? wtf.

get outside or die tryin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:47:16 PM »

the kids, they called me Mr. Glass :'(

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2008, 02:03:17 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 22, 2008, 07:37:04 AM

Promise that you will make it quick and as painless as possible.

Quote from: Rebiak on October 22, 2008, 07:34:57 AM
First do the giving your stuff away thing, your death would be like a more awesome early christmas.

Demi gets it all. I am sorry. This has already been promised.

Colonel Mustard always gets what he wants...

lordmaji · « **Reply #20 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:14:27 PM »

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Awww yeah!

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Author Topic: I wish I were dead (Read 1112 times)