Author Topic: So I've been drinking again, hiccup remedies please. (Read 1065 times)

muckhole · « **on:** October 28, 2008, 02:03:46 AM »

Scientifically, I know what causes hiccups. But I want to know what you guys do to get rid of them. And yes, in my current state, it took me a good solid 4 minutes to write this post with no errors.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:05:34 AM »

TIME TO ANIMU THIS SHIT UP HAW HAW HAW

[youtube=425,350]w7wWl-cZgH4[/youtube]

Bildi · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:07:50 AM »

I hope this works for you, because it's the only thing that works for me (and I only heard about it a few years ago).

Take about a third of a breath (so you don't pass out from oxygen deprivation) and then sip and swallow water without breathing in or out. Do it as long as you can, like 5-10 swallows maybe. Miraculously works every time for me.

muckhole · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:08:34 AM »

I hate your animu. And I'm currently battling the hiccups with value menu double cheeseburgers from MacDonald's.

I even tried putting my finger down my throat!

Bildi · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:09:43 AM »

Also,

muckhole proving you don't turn into an illiterate bum when you're plastered

muckhole · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:10:57 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:07:50 AM

I hope this works for you, because it's the only thing that works for me (and I only heard about it a few years ago).

Take about a third of a breath (so you don't pass out from oxygen deprivation) and then sip and swallow water without breathing in or out. Do it as long as you can, like 5-10 swallows maybe. Miraculously works every time for me.

Yeah, I can't do the water thing, sadly. As gross as it sounds, finger down the throat (to burp, not to puke!) is really the most effective method for me.

Quote from: Bildi on October 28, 2008, 02:09:43 AM

Also,

muckhole proving you don't turn into an illiterate bum when you're plastered

If you could see all the backspacing and editing......

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:12:09 AM »

Yeah even when I was drunk back in the day you could read my shit.

Actually it was either really easy to read, or literally me starting a post, and then entering "dkjf;sldkjf;lskjdf;ojsdf;lkjdsl;fkj" while laughing and pressing post.

Bildi · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:14:39 AM »

I figured you'd be working overtime on the editing, and I very much admire the effort.

Sorry you can't use the remedy.

muckhole · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:14:56 AM »

It's not easy, but it just requires a bit of extra attention. My keys on this laptop are so fucking close together that I pretty much have to re-edit every word.

demi · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:26:51 AM »

You could come over to my house

muckhole · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:29:02 AM »

Something tells me I'd be hiccuping worse after that.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:29:25 AM »

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2008, 02:31:14 AM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 02:29:02 AM

Something tells me I'd be hiccuping worse after that.

I've got cocoa butter

Tieno · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:37:52 AM »

Hold breath and swallow three times. Works for me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:41:33 AM »

Stick an index finger in your ass and wiggle it around. There's a sort of button in there that resets your breathing. Works every time.

Reb · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:11:51 AM »

Quote from: Tieno on October 28, 2008, 03:37:52 AM

Hold breath and swallow three times*. Works for me.

*Tauntaun not included

Powerslave · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:43:20 AM »

Some say getting scared will make the hiccup disappear too. Do you want me to write up some badass posts to scare your ass off?

drozmight · « **Reply #17 on:** October 28, 2008, 06:50:52 AM »

Listen to Kriss Kross

[youtube=425,350]5J5titd0Kbw[/youtube]

muckhole · « **Reply #18 on:** October 28, 2008, 12:53:27 PM »

Morning!

Why does my finger smell like shit?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:41:59 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on October 28, 2008, 12:53:27 PM

Morning!

Why does my finger smell like shit?

It was nice to meet you

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