Author Topic: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you... (Read 1439 times)

mojovonio · « **on:** October 28, 2008, 01:01:13 PM »

Is if you get interviewed on the news, speak English, and they still put subtitles.

Poor guy

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:13:22 PM »

or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it out of a moving car

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:34:31 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on October 28, 2008, 01:18:51 PM

you know the title reminds of a an old joke we used to tell here:

you're in the desert camping with your dad, he goes to pee and out of nowhere a venomous snake bites his dick...

would you suck the poison out or let him die?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:35:29 PM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=26026.0

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:35:48 PM »

I would mos def suck that poison out.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:37:04 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 28, 2008, 01:35:48 PM

I would mos def suck that poison out.

I dunno what your dad's been telling you, but that's not poison

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2008, 01:41:46 PM »

...

Dad? :'(

lordmaji · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2008, 03:59:03 PM »

my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2008, 04:14:04 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on October 28, 2008, 03:59:03 PM

my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?

wat?

Bildi · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2008, 05:48:23 PM »

I was in Spain in an internet cafe a couple of years ago and some guy was talking really loud on a phone in some crazy moon language.

A few minutes later I realised he was actually speaking English. He had some nutty British accent.

lordmaji · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 28, 2008, 04:14:04 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on October 28, 2008, 03:59:03 PM
my family leaving me?

...oh wait.

where's my coax cable?

wat?

suckage is what man.

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:34:03 PM »

or if a woman chops your penis off and throws it in a blender

Powerslave · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2008, 10:48:38 PM »

there will be blood!

lordmaji · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2008, 11:06:46 PM »

Quote from: McCain Rules #1 on October 28, 2008, 10:48:38 PM

there will be blood!

oh god, lets hope!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2008, 01:13:27 AM »

If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub. while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2008, 01:17:17 AM »

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW

E-DuB · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:01:56 AM »

Getting a ball chopped off...just one

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:04:15 AM »

Blue Balls

Yeti · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2008, 02:56:23 AM »

Quote from: E-DuB on October 29, 2008, 02:01:56 AM

Getting a ball chopped off...just one

Getting half a ball chopped off.

lordmaji · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2008, 09:54:36 AM »

getting baked and drunk and thinking it's a good idea to staple/nail your nut sack to the wall, then having to call your significant other to call 911 or help you get your balls un-stapled/un-nailed and rushed to the hospital.

...yep.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #20 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:02:28 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 29, 2008, 01:13:27 AM

If she chops it off, then pours a sludgey mixture of salt and lemon juice over the stub. while shoving a burning hot poker up your butt.

TVC alt account?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #21 on:** October 29, 2008, 10:24:36 AM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on October 29, 2008, 01:17:17 AM

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser. And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat BLAOOW

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tsssssssssssssss

Powerslave · « **Reply #22 on:** October 29, 2008, 12:10:56 PM »

Chopping your arms and legs off and then trying tot play Wii.

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Author Topic: I think one of the worst things that can happen to you... (Read 1439 times)

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