i just typed this completely nude

[demi]

like, fresh out of the shower, i can see my droopy balls and small dingus

is this awesome y/n?

[muckhole]

Totally. Don't forget to deodorize.

[cool breeze]

are you sitting down? you never sit down bare ass on anything that doesn't have a hole for poop.

[Tieno]

You probably stink again already.

[Van Cruncheon]

y

[Bildi]

How deliciously naughty.

[demi]

i dressed up now and made a pizza. so... not as awesome

[muckhole]

You could always eat the pizza with your fly down. Potential for drama if any burning hot pepperoni falls in there.

[demi]

you are too good to me

[drozmight]

I'm watching Lawrence of Arabia in the nude right now.

You haven't truly lived until your life sinks to this level.






Too bad there's like no women in this movie yet.

[Positive Touch]

i'm naked lke 80-90% of the time i'm here 

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like right now

[close]

[Bildi]

Last night I posted while nude before going to bed.

[demi]

Being nude is great. I love seeing my package.

[cloudwalking]

how do you not get cold if you're nude all the time

[demi]

by rubbing myself over and over 

[Reb]

By not living in Switzerland...

[muckhole]

I still giggle like a fool at the word "dingus".