Author Topic: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie (Read 3771 times)

Flannel Boy · « **on:** November 07, 2008, 01:04:24 AM »

BOMBS A DROPIN'

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:07:30 AM »

Only in the fact that Leprechaun is clearly superior to Cyborg 2.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:07:58 AM »

SHUT UP

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:09:10 AM »

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:11:01 AM »

both have seven-inch wide vaginas

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:12:36 AM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 07, 2008, 01:09:10 AM

No

SHUT UP

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:14:32 AM »

Hell no.

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:15:44 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2008, 01:11:01 AM

both have seven-inch wide vaginas

brad pitt's cock

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:16:13 AM »

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

muckhole · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:16:49 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 07, 2008, 01:15:44 AM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2008, 01:11:01 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas

brad pitt's cock

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:18:27 AM »

I bet it looks like beef curtains down there for Aniston

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:19:01 AM »

Shit she's almost forty.

TheBlackStallion is hysterical THIS THREAD

edit: fucking evilbore censors.

edit 2: shit this is her father:

edit 3: when I was 6 or 7 my mom made me record "Day's of Our Lives" while she worked, and I ended up watching the entire episodes.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:40:00 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on November 07, 2008, 01:15:44 AM

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on November 07, 2008, 01:11:01 AM
both have seven-inch wide vaginas

brad pitt's cock

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:44:39 AM »

Why are you all against me?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:45:33 AM »

My love for tits will never make me pick Aniston over Jolie

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:46:23 AM »

You're just saying that to be nice

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:46:53 AM »

GO BACK TO IOWA, you eugenics-loving bastard.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:48:24 AM »

you seem a little hot under the collar

Akala · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:02:59 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 07, 2008, 01:48:46 AM

aniston looks like a funner fuck.

And I bet she'd appreciate it more.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:15:33 AM »

Team Aniston most definitely.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #20 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:23:56 AM »

Angelina looks like a coked out tattoo fiend

oh wait she is

make mine Aniston

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:31:07 AM »

I could go either way, personally. Well not really: it's obvious Angelina has a thing for kids, and I for one think they should be kept in boxes until they're old enough to fetch, so that would never work out.

I will say though that after Pitt dumped her Aniston has had the outward appearance of flailing around for someone else famous to marry, which makes me kind of wary of HER too. Shit.

I'll take the French and awesome Laetitia Casta over both of them combined.

NSFW:

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http://www.famosas-desnudass.com/famosas-desnudas/Laetitia-Casta/Laetitia-Casta-7.jpg

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Yeti · « **Reply #22 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:36:58 AM »

The only thing that would be shitty about dating Jennifer Aniston would be the feeling in the back of your mind that she is comparing you to Brad Pitt.

BlackMage · « **Reply #23 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:37:14 AM »

boobies

Bildi · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:46:14 AM »

You have awesome taste in beards, but as for women...

I'm not crazy about either of them actually.

Bebpo · « **Reply #25 on:** November 07, 2008, 03:34:24 AM »

That Aniston pic is so old. I remember viewing it when I was like in High School or something.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2008, 09:31:10 AM »

Here is a better pic to judge Ms. Aniston.

nsfw

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http://desourcesure.com/uploadv2/jennifer_aniston_topless_0211.jpg

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2008, 10:08:16 AM »

I was watching Charmed recently and...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on November 07, 2008, 01:48:46 AM

aniston looks like a funner fuck.

throat fucking Jolie>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fucking Aniston in any way

ananus · « **Reply #29 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:22:27 PM »

this reminds me of the fap thread. too bad it didn't last for long.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** November 07, 2008, 01:38:55 PM »

Quote from: ananus on November 07, 2008, 01:22:27 PM

this reminds me of the fap thread. too bad it didn't last for long.

With practice, you'll eventually be able to last longer.

bud · « **Reply #31 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:05:52 PM »

i don't what pic is in the op, but she used to be hotter and more filled out in her early friends days. nowadays... not so much.

and jolie is like an enigma. one moment, she looks like a hot nasty slut, but the other moment she looks like someone she'd adopt $:-\$

muckhole · « **Reply #32 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on November 07, 2008, 01:44:39 AM

Why are you all against me?

It's just a boobs thing. And a lips thing. But mostly boobs.

bud · « **Reply #33 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:12:05 PM »

breaking: robo's comment got me googling and i found this

nsfw

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http://dlisted.com/files/images/bradpittnaked1.preview.jpg

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http://dlisted.com/node/19501
nsfw

is that real. it looks real. and kinda small smh

BlackMage · « **Reply #34 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:16:30 PM »

he's flaccid. how can we judge based on that?

bud · « **Reply #35 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:18:08 PM »

pitt doesn't have a foreskin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:19:03 PM »

Jolie:
+Boobs
+Booty
+Legs
+Lips omg
+Nasty gurl
+Humanitarian
+Tight ass
+Irrelevant vagina
-Third world smell

Aniston:
+Legs
+Tight ass
+Nice hair
-No boobs
-Small lips
-Boring

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #37 on:** November 07, 2008, 02:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Thanks But No Thanks on November 07, 2008, 02:19:03 PM

Aniston:
-No boobs

She has decent tits and nice nips.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** November 07, 2008, 03:02:59 PM »

I'm with you night mon. Seeing JA makes it move whereas seeing AJ, who is a 10 too, just makes me think of Billy Bob Thorton.

T234 · « **Reply #39 on:** November 07, 2008, 03:31:42 PM »

PD, Blue, and Triumph have good taste.

I'd much rather nail somebody who nailed Billy Bob Thornton than somebody that banged David Schwimmer.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** November 07, 2008, 03:38:29 PM »

Quote from: bud on November 07, 2008, 02:12:05 PM

breaking: robo's comment got me googling and i found this

nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://dlisted.com/files/images/bradpittnaked1.preview.jpg
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http://dlisted.com/node/19501
nsfw

is that real. it looks real. and kinda small smh

meh my dick is about that big when it's not hard. He could be 10 inches hard for all we know

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #41 on:** November 07, 2008, 04:21:01 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on November 07, 2008, 09:31:10 AM

Here is a better pic to judge Ms. Aniston.

nsfw
spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://desourcesure.com/uploadv2/jennifer_aniston_topless_0211.jpg
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I craved aniston nudes when that rolling stone spread came out during high school...but not like this...not like this.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** November 07, 2008, 05:15:23 PM »

OMG PITTS BODY

Also Aniston :heart2

Oblivion · « **Reply #43 on:** November 07, 2008, 05:31:28 PM »

Aniston co-starred in Bruce Almighty. That's a major turn off right there.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #44 on:** November 07, 2008, 07:19:42 PM »

i can't stand looking at jolie's face anymore. those fake-ass lips =

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Author Topic: Jennifer Aniston >>>> Angelina Jolie (Read 3771 times)